Episode 40

I sharply go call my gate man,TonyeBarcanista.

Oga ,Na fuel no day d tank oo..

jesus.. why i no check this thing since morning.Luckily,d guy get fuel for hin motorcycle wey we quickly collect through hose.pour inside plus the Five litres wey he don buy say he wan pour inside hin bike. We pour that one too.

Oga.barca. no worry.i go pay you d fuel and service money eh.. Go back to d gate and no peeping around..Thanks eh..God go bless u too.

No probelm oga..wahali..Oga easy ooo.

.. Na hin finally on the thing for me.. Devil don fail.For the Lord will not forsake his anointed..




I sharpaly rush inside back..Make i no day keep d girl waiting.

" Sorry for keeping u waiting "
" No probelm .Don't tell me it is because of me you are going through all dese stress "
" Haha ..no oo You are worth.. So what do u want to eat now"
" Where is my rice. ?? She asked

" Haha am very sorry.i was So tied up today
" You lie .abi u dont know how to cook ??
" Its not so ooo..
" Okay ....


We started talking and then she apologized for her previous behaviour to me..i also apologized for mine.

" So have you forgiven me naw " she asked
" Yes " i said....

A period of awkward silence followed and i had to quickly chip in something.


" Oh sorry i didnt On d Fan " I said after d whole apology and forgiveness session

" Seriously.we didnt even feel d heat any longer lol"

I on fan ...on fan ..fan no gree work..Emusmith no do shishi for d fan body. And d Guy collect 2500. choi..Emu . The thunder wey go fire u.still day do reflex action.

Is not working " She asked
" Ahhhh.. I think.I think ( still trying to on it).. well i think so...i finally said
" just open d Windows..abeg..she said

.Haa time down day go, wetin day happen now.

ClassCaptain:
Episode 40

I sharply go call my gate man,TonyeBarcanista.

Oga ,Na fuel no day d tank oo..

jesus.. why i no check this thing since morning.Luckily,d guy get fuel for hin motorcycle wey we quickly collect through hose.pour inside plus the Five litres wey he don buy say he wan pour inside hin bike. We pour that one too.

Oga.barca. no worry.i go pay you d fuel and service money eh.. Go back to d gate and no peeping around..Thanks eh..God go bless u too.

No probelm oga..wahali..Oga easy ooo.

.. Na hin finally on the thing for me.. Devil don fail.For the Lord will not forsake his anointed..




I sharpaly rush inside back..Make i no day keep d girl waiting.

" Sorry for keeping u waiting "
" No probelm .Don't tell me it is because of me you are going through all dese stress "
" Haha ..no oo You are worth.. So what do u want to eat now"
" Where is my rice. ?? She asked

" Haha am very sorry.i was So tied up today
" You lie .abi u dont know how to cook ??
" Its not so ooo..
" Okay ....


We started talking and then she apologized for her previous behaviour to me..i also apologized for mine.

" So have you forgiven me naw " she asked
" Yes " i said....

A period of awkward silence followed and i had to quickly chip in something.


" Oh sorry i didnt On d Fan " I said after d whole apology and forgiveness session

" Seriously.we didnt even feel d heat any longer lol"

I on fan ...on fan ..fan no gree work..Emusmith no do shishi for d fan body. And d Guy collect 2500. choi..Emu . The thunder wey go fire u.still day do reflex action.

Is not working " She asked
" Ahhhh.. I think.I think ( still trying to on it).. well i think so...i finally said
" just open d Windows..abeg..she said

.Haa time down day go, wetin day happen new.

Hope she no get HIV sha

i swear if u no see diz gal to bleap ehn...i go curse u

Op, u wan collect nite food 4 my mouth abi, NA LIE! God purnish devil. Btw, dis ur 'reflex action don dey sharp gan o'. Lol

@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

Classcaptain, 2day don almost finish oh..... abeg draw d curtain 3 dis drama series na..... Meanwhile, thumbs up. INFACT, UR OWN MANSION IN BANANA ISLAND IS ON THE WAY......

NOW OR NEVER


" Let me Give you something to drink at Least.....

Me wey i no get time,i don spike the Five Alive with sleeping agent since morning as Plan B. Make d babe drink am sleep ,make i sharply Bleep jare... which kind level be this.??

" Hmnn jesus ".
" Wat " i asked ..a bit scared.
" i have a bottle of lacasera i bought and i have not even opened it yet .The five alive u said just made me Remember that "
" Ha .But i bought d five alive for u now
" Haa Boo am sorry..Maybe i didn't tell u that i dont really like five alive ...
" Should i now throw it away "..i asked ..
" U can always drink it now..oh u have even opened it...She said on seeing the Five alive..
" Yes naw..
" Am sorry let me take my lacasera..abi u want me to throw away my lacasera ni ?? .

Plan one fail.. I go on the Stereo player...The first jam wey i play na Airforce1 such a Diva...at least to make d girl head swell small while d Red Bulb Blended perfectly with the atmosphere...

" Who sang the song " She asked
" One famous guy like that for Nairaland" I responded
" Please Next d song and change to another song " She said without remorse..
" Why..u dont like it..??

The girl no respond.

Tor . Dis one wey she no talk, make i no day find wahala or do anything wey go make her vex..i comot d Disc ,put my blues and romantic collection insyd....James Blunt,Sam Smith ,all dis songs wey fit induce person to sleep na hin just day play..

Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

U want to meet him make him nack ur kpekus?

Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

Reflex action

ClassCaptain:


OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......


I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.


Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
.
Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.


" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.

" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.

" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description

" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
..
Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house

. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..

The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.


As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe..

My monicker sighted[b]

ClassCaptain:


OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......


I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.


Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
.
Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.


" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.

" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.

" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description

" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
..
Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house

. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..

The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.


As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe..

My monicker sighted[/b]

ClassCaptain:


OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......


I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.


Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
.
Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.


" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.

" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.

" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description

" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
..
Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house

. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..

The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.


As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe..

My monicker sighted.......tank God say I nor be the okada man

Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

15imashai street off orile road agege, can't waiti to have u,.caring guy as me

NOW OR NEVER


"Dont u have films "...
" You dont want d song ??
" No..not like i dont want d song but it cant be playing in the background..new.

do u have this film " Boys before flowers ??" she said as she sipped on her lacasera

" Korean films ""
" Yes ...
" I dont watch korean films .i only watch epic war films..like action movies.
..And guns.

Ehn.?? .Sebi u have DVD drive

" Yes"

.I got d Shock of my Life when this girl reached into her bag and brought out Boys before flowers Season 2 from inside d bag.

" Here..Play it..let us watch.

" You actually had the disc in your bag "
" Lol yes now..i love dem a lot..So i decided i was going to watch one with u..

" But i have Spartacus,Tudors and the rest now..
" Please lets watch this one naw ",abi u dont want me to watch it ??" she nagged.

" haa,no o ..no o.." I laughed and inserted d Disc into the laptop.

This time she lied down flat on the bed .The humugous yansh was Wringling and twisting as she tried to balance on the bed.. Tor..make i no dull,i go lie down beside am..Boys before flower it is..

MrD2:
Classcaptain, 2day don almost finish oh..... abeg draw d curtain 3 dis drama series na..... Meanwhile, thumbs up. INFACT, UR OWN MANSION IN BANANA ISLAND IS ON THE WAY......

na plantain island em own go b..make him kukuma come finish dx story..just 2curious to know d end..

Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

Ahh abigurl, you wanna meet ClassCaptain?? Do you wanna act the real scenes of this season film :d

Very Interesting...a few laughs here and there....but I ll advice that ClassCaptain should write it down on his notebook on an android device then copy and paste it maybe every 6minutes.

That way people wouldn't lose interest.I almost didn't follow the episodes.

Don't stop writing this funny stories.It could be your thing!...it could be your way to an endorsement deal!

About a 100k views...that's more than Vic O's IG ff

Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @?

on nairaland. Lol

Chai! See correct food wey op wan mk i miss sha, ur plan 4 me dis nite don fail. Now u can finish it up evem though i dont seem to b able 2 shed off dis feelin dat it will all end sadly. Anyways, lets wait nd see...
*Modified* Seun sppose compensate u wt dis mad traffic u don pull o...

MAKE IT OR BREAK IT


I just want to watch d Last two episodes.. I want to know what happened between Yang shi ku fu and Ari o la kan sang ... .....It really getting tense.. The suspense in the last episode is too much .." She said happily as she fixed her gaze on d System.

Throughout the First episode, my mind no day d film..Na her Yansh wey dey beside wey i just gaze upon, day my mind throughout. Oh God. this is everything before me naw ..Angel ..why u day do like Virgin like this. First episode pass, I no see anything do.

" put d Second episode. Oh my God ,i cant wait " She screamed excitedly..

She just day hit my body when she dey laugh.Or make she use shoulder hit me.The viagra and alomo don day 87 percent active for my body..If i no do something now,and this girl escape, i fit run mad ooo.

Na already 9pm be this.. If we finish dis episode, d girl fit day go house..Who i go call come to con take my banana. ??

" Haa they will soon end episode two now "" look at Yeong Cho yan face" She said Laughing

No be Yeong cho yan face be my probelm now,na how i go ' Fuc yourn Yansh " be my concern..

Dem go soon finish episode two oo .I cannot go and come and labour in vain.A man must always be a Man .

A man gats act fast..

A man will only die once..

I rather try and fail than not to try at all.

He who sees a Nicki minaj yansh lying beside it and cant make a move,surely cant make heaven - ClassCaptain 2015.

i could no longer hold my hardened " Gbola. The viagra and agbo were now in 100 percent..


IT IS NOW OR NEVER !!!!!!!!

So help my Lord" i prAyed as I systematically move my hand go her breasts syd.

"

Guy keep sailing

Getting tougher,...classcaptain who spoil in 1st place?

ClassCaptain:
MAKE IT OR BREAK IT


I just want to watch d Last two episodes.. I want to know what happened between Yang shi ku fu and Ari o la kan sang ... .....It really getting tense.. The suspense in the last episode is too much .." She said happily as she fixed her gaze on d System.

Throughout the First episode, my mind no day d film..Na her Yansh wey dey beside wey i just gaze upon, day my mind throughout. Oh God. this is everything before me naw ..Angel ..why u day do like Virgin like this. First episode pass, I no see anything do.

" put d Second episode. Oh my God ,i cant wait " She screamed excitedly..

She just day hit my body when she dey laugh.Or make she use shoulder hit me.The viagra and alomo don day 87 percent active for my body..If i no do something now,and this girl escape, i fit run mad ooo.

Na already 9pm be this.. If we finish dis episode, d girl fit day go house..Who i go call come to con take my banana. ??

" Haa they will soon end episode two now "" look at Yeong Cho yan face" She said Laughing

No be Yeong cho yan face be my probelm now,na how i go ' Fuc yourn Yansh " be my concern..

Dem go soon finish episode two oo .I cannot go and come and labour in vain.A man must always be a Man .

A man gats act fast..

A man will only die once..

I rather try and fail than not to try at all.

He who sees a Nicki minaj yansh lying beside it and cant make a move,surely cant make heaven - ClassCaptain 2015.

i could no longer hold my hardened " Gbola. The viagra and agbo were now in 100 percent..


IT IS NOW OR NEVER !!!!!!!!

So help my Lord" i prAyed as I systematically move my hand go her breasts syd.

"

if u allow diz gal go scotfree,walai i go swear 4 u..

Class Caaaaaaaaaaptain..... U BE BAD GUY OOO.. See as u dey make guys dey wish say na them dey ur shoe... Crazy imagination going on in their heada... Wildest fantasies.... Last episode bplease

she slap your again or she just happy

Fuc yourn Yansh. This dude is insane

Choo....na telemundo
Nawa..o

Classcaptain ee bi lik say u be sharp Edo boy,..na we dey mak tins shele as such,.proceed my guy

Bros u dey delay oooo,abeg fast na,d suspense nw don reach my head......u beta do normal

Capental oh sorry capitiny ABI na captain Who prepare this table before you now? God? Your mum? Or Devil

Chai we are waiting

someone slap me!!! am in shock

Una various comment dey more interesting than d story itself.

Na who be the gateman abeg?

ClassCaptain:
Episode 40

I sharply go call my gate man,TonyeBarcanista.

Oga ,Na fuel no day d tank oo..

jesus.. why i no check this thing since morning.Luckily,d guy get fuel for hin motorcycle wey we quickly collect through hose.pour inside plus the Five litres wey he don buy say he wan pour inside hin bike. We pour that one too.

Oga.barca. no worry.i go pay you d fuel and service money eh.. Go back to d gate and no peeping around..Thanks eh..God go bless u too.

No probelm oga..wahali..Oga easy ooo.

.. Na hin finally on the thing for me.. Devil don fail.For the Lord will not forsake his anointed..




I sharpaly rush inside back..Make i no day keep d girl waiting.

" Sorry for keeping u waiting "
" No probelm .Don't tell me it is because of me you are going through all dese stress "
" Haha ..no oo You are worth.. So what do u want to eat now"
" Where is my rice. ?? She asked

" Haha am very sorry.i was So tied up today
" You lie .abi u dont know how to cook ??
" Its not so ooo..
" Okay ....


We started talking and then she apologized for her previous behaviour to me..i also apologized for mine.

" So have you forgiven me naw " she asked
" Yes " i said....

A period of awkward silence followed and i had to quickly chip in something.


" Oh sorry i didnt On d Fan " I said after d whole apology and forgiveness session

" Seriously.we didnt even feel d heat any longer lol"

I on fan ...on fan ..fan no gree work..Emusmith no do shishi for d fan body. And d Guy collect 2500. choi..Emu . The thunder wey go fire u.still day do reflex action.

Is not working " She asked
" Ahhhh.. I think.I think ( still trying to on it).. well i think so...i finally said
" just open d Windows..abeg..she said

.Haa time down day go, wetin day happen now.

Lol thumbs up class captain!