*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

*Girl: No. I don’t
want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord
God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone.
I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I
don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not know God, because God is
love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words
are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth
speaks what the heart is full of."
*Girl: But how
can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?

*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
*Girl:
But why me? There are so many girls out there.

*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what
do you see in me, that makes you love me?

*Boy:
Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there is no flaw in you."
*Girl: But
really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What
will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That
is why a man leaves his father and mother and is
united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
*Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of
the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day
and night, so that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you will be
prosperous and successful. "
*Girl: Wooow, I can
see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste
and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one
who takes refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok
please just give me some time to think about
this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy — think about such
things."
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy:
Revelations 22:21 "Amen."



Source: Love and inspiration(facebook page)

Lols op u try

grad2012:
Lols op u try

nice

I dey come

This is so funny

Girl: Hope you won't have sex with me?
Boy: January 3:30 "You dey craze, After all the sweat on this epistle, Body no be firewood na, If I hear say I no fucck you."

Girl: Ha! Why?, when you haven't paid my bride price
Boy: Song of Samuel 3:10, Konji is a bastard like Cain & Judas Iscariot

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