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Oh Women by bilms(m): 1:03pm On Apr 29, 2009
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
,
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone
Re: Oh Women by Dammyray(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29, 2009
Haha you no like man oo
Re: Oh Women by martho(m): 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2009
And 2 mess her hard,harder and harder till she explode. cry
Re: Oh Women by bluespice(f): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2009
to make some women happy
know when she needs u to be quiet,
to talk
and most importantly,
know when to leave her the hell alone!
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2009
and to make a woman happy
know how to cuddle her wink
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2009
oh and least i forget
good job @poster
Re: Oh Women by vanderjo(m): 3:55pm On Apr 29, 2009
@y me,
been a long time,you don forget me finish,how are you doing my sweetheart?

@poster,
you can never be prefect man,
be yourself ok.you will get a woman that loves you with your imperfections so do not worry your head about them.
Re: Oh Women by IFELEKE(m): 5:12pm On Apr 29, 2009
bilms,
Do you Practice all These or you just copied and pasted from somewhere
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 10:21pm On Apr 29, 2009
@van der jo
you know i can never forget you kiss wink
Re: Oh Women by bilms(m): 11:11am On May 04, 2009
i copied them from ur inbox
Re: Oh Women by patwhizkid(f): 11:20am On May 04, 2009
. . . 2 give her ur ATM pin & let her have access 2 ur bank account!
Re: Oh Women by Czarskit(m): 11:22am On May 04, 2009
~ 'Nuff Nonsense ~
Re: Oh Women by bilms(m): 9:42am On May 05, 2009
lol
Re: Oh Women by spikedcylinder: 10:16am On May 05, 2009
To make a man happy you must:

~ Be sexy
~ Be extremely beautiful
~ Be a stallion in bed
~ Exhume confidence
~ Be extremely brilliant, having a PHd at 23 is a plus
~ Be sexy
~ Be a fantastic cook
~ Never ever expect commitment or requited love
~ Never ever be jealous otherwise, you'll be called a lunatic
~ Smile as he pokes your behind eventhough you have a headache
~ Be sexy
~ Be extremely mature
~ Always be in a good mood
~ Love and worship his mother even when she's a bitch
~ Live alone, be rich, have a good job (for some)
~ Be sexy
~ Be poor and entirely dependent on him even for little things like sanitary towels (for others)
~ Always look fab, even before and after pregnancy
~ Always give into his fetishes. How dare you object to a party with him and your best friend?!
~ Be sexy
~ Be interested in sports, politics and current affairs
~ Be loved by his mates or else you're out!
~ Turn a blind eye to his cheating, after all, he's only spreading the love
etc. . .

Whats good for the geese isn't the same for the goat.
Re: Oh Women by C2H5OH(f): 10:18am On May 05, 2009
There is no sure "formula" coded way to make man/woman happy.  Y'all need to quit with the retarded checklists.

Happiness is a relative term.
Re: Oh Women by Secretz(f): 10:57am On May 05, 2009
Oh Mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! tongue

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