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Oh Women by bilms(m): 1:03pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician , 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. Leave him alone |
Re: Oh Women by Dammyray(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
Haha you no like man oo |
Re: Oh Women by martho(m): 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
And 2 mess her hard,harder and harder till she explode. |
Re: Oh Women by bluespice(f): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
to make some women happy know when she needs u to be quiet, to talk and most importantly, know when to leave her the hell alone! |
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
and to make a woman happy know how to cuddle her |
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
oh and least i forget good job @poster |
Re: Oh Women by vanderjo(m): 3:55pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
@y me, been a long time,you don forget me finish,how are you doing my sweetheart? @poster, you can never be prefect man, be yourself ok.you will get a woman that loves you with your imperfections so do not worry your head about them. |
Re: Oh Women by IFELEKE(m): 5:12pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
bilms, Do you Practice all These or you just copied and pasted from somewhere |
Re: Oh Women by yme1(f): 10:21pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
@van der jo you know i can never forget you |
Re: Oh Women by bilms(m): 11:11am On May 04, 2009 |
i copied them from ur inbox |
Re: Oh Women by patwhizkid(f): 11:20am On May 04, 2009 |
. . . 2 give her ur ATM pin & let her have access 2 ur bank account! |
Re: Oh Women by Czarskit(m): 11:22am On May 04, 2009 |
~ 'Nuff Nonsense ~ |
Re: Oh Women by bilms(m): 9:42am On May 05, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Oh Women by spikedcylinder: 10:16am On May 05, 2009 |
To make a man happy you must: ~ Be sexy ~ Be extremely beautiful ~ Be a stallion in bed ~ Exhume confidence ~ Be extremely brilliant, having a PHd at 23 is a plus ~ Be sexy ~ Be a fantastic cook ~ Never ever expect commitment or requited love ~ Never ever be jealous otherwise, you'll be called a lunatic ~ Smile as he pokes your behind eventhough you have a headache ~ Be sexy ~ Be extremely mature ~ Always be in a good mood ~ Love and worship his mother even when she's a bitch ~ Live alone, be rich, have a good job (for some) ~ Be sexy ~ Be poor and entirely dependent on him even for little things like sanitary towels (for others) ~ Always look fab, even before and after pregnancy ~ Always give into his fetishes. How dare you object to a party with him and your best friend?! ~ Be sexy ~ Be interested in sports, politics and current affairs ~ Be loved by his mates or else you're out! ~ Turn a blind eye to his cheating, after all, he's only spreading the love etc. . . Whats good for the geese isn't the same for the goat. |
Re: Oh Women by C2H5OH(f): 10:18am On May 05, 2009 |
There is no sure "formula" coded way to make man/woman happy. Y'all need to quit with the retarded checklists. Happiness is a relative term. |
Re: Oh Women by Secretz(f): 10:57am On May 05, 2009 |
Oh Mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! |
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