So I was in my best friend's hostel the other day, rummaging through his books as usual (he has a really nice collection of books), and he was getting prepared to go for an away match (if you know what I mean *winks). Then his girlfriend, or one of his girlfriends comes along. I haven't met her before, so I do the usual wingman thing of telling her great stuffs about him. She gives him this look and next thing, he's dragged me into the kitchen. Tells me to leave systematically cause things are about to happen.
I was already half way home when I received a text from him.
“You have to help me do something" he says
“what is it?" I asked
“help me go out and buy condoms"
“why can't you do it yourself?" I texted back
“I'm already done with fore play, I just realised I'm out of condoms. Be fast, she wants me to penetrate, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom"
My jaw dropped, but I still did it anyway. Apparently, it's a lot easier when you know you're not the one who needs it, the pharmacist didn't even bat an eyelid. I come back and give it to him in the kitchen, he opens it and yells “what is this? I don't use golden circle, you have to return it"
I didn't even know other brands of condoms other than golden circle exist.
So I made the return journey and got him what he wanted. Fantasy.
Maybe it's not such a big deal for others, but for me....buying a condom was just so INSANE. I felt like a terrorist or something. And I didn't even know condoms were cheap, thought one would have the same price with a bag of cement or something.
What's the most insane/hilarious thing you've ever done for a friend? share your story.

Hia

what do u want from us young lady.
whats all these nonsense about sex and condom. did u just start to have sex newly @op...better find work to do

Booking space is just not my thing

murphyibiam15:
what do u want from us young lady.

whats all these nonsense about sex and condom.
did u just start to have sex newly @op...better find work to do

It's a post....a story, if all you had to say on it was this, you should have just kept your opinion to yourself.

JustTara:
It's a post....a story, if all you had to say on it was this, you should have just kept your opinion to yourself.

sorry ma if my post contradicts yours..

ka chi fuo

murphyibiam15:

sorry ma if my post contradicts yours..

ka chi fuo

I'm sorry too, if my post doesn't appeal to your sense of decency..... s.p.h

Lol, funny story.

Nothing too out-of-the-ordinary, except babysitting for a friend once, once upon a time. I'm not a kids' person by nature & have not dealt with babies before that experience, so it was a very trying time for me. Sheer frustration. Drove me half-crazy.

JustTara:
So I was in my best friend's hostel the other day, rummaging through his books as usual (he has a really nice collection of books), and he was getting prepared to go for an away match (if you know what I mean *winks). Then his girlfriend, or one of his girlfriends comes along. I haven't met her before, so I do the usual wingman thing of telling her great stuffs about him. She gives him this look and next thing, he's dragged me into the kitchen. Tells me to leave systematically cause things are about to happen.
I was already half way home when I received a text from him.
“You have to help me do something" he says
“what is it?" I asked
“help me go out and buy condoms"
“why can't you do it yourself?" I texted back
“I'm already done with fore play, I just realised I'm out of condoms. Be fast, she wants me to penetrate, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom"
My jaw dropped, but I still did it anyway. Apparently, it's a lot easier when you know you're not the one who needs it, the pharmacist didn't even bat an eyelid. I come back and give it to him in the kitchen, he opens it and yells “what is this? I don't use golden circle, you have to return it"
I didn't even know other brands of condoms other than golden circle exist.
So I made the return journey and got him what he wanted. Fantasy.
Maybe it's not such a big deal for others, but for me....buying a condom was just so INSANE. I felt like a terrorist or something. And I didn't even know condoms were cheap, thought one would have the same price with a bag of cement or something.
What's the most insane/hilarious thing you've ever done for a friend? share your story.

I see

I haven't done any yet maybe in time

Crazy thing? My friend had an OD. And it was 9pm and we could not reach a nearby hospital. I had to self-service his penis till he released and the OD went off.

My hand was full of cum.

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Vinshu:
Crazy thing? My friend had an OD. And it was 9pm and we could not reach a nearby hospital. I had to self-service his penis till he released and the OD went off.

My hand was full of cum.

O. M. G.......lwkmd, now that is insane!

Vinshu:
Crazy thing? My friend had an OD. And it was 9pm and we could not reach a nearby hospital. I had to self-service his penis till he released and the OD went off.

My hand was full of cum.

Wht wrong with ur punna, @op I've been looking for that fantasy CD all this while, can you pls bring for me tomorrow let the hilarious thing continue

Vinshu:
Crazy thing? My friend had an OD. And it was 9pm and we could not reach a nearby hospital. I had to self-service his penis till he released and the OD went off.

My hand was full of cum.

Great Friend

Vinshu:
Crazy thing? My friend had an OD. And it was 9pm and we could not reach a nearby hospital. I had to self-service his penis till he released and the OD went off.

My hand was full of cum.

there was this girl i liked... she friendzoned me...she wanted to have sex with another guy so she told me to go wait outside the gate so if are mom or dad re coming i should signal her... i gladly did

I'm coming, lemme think.

drnairalov:
there was this girl i liked... she friendzoned me...she wanted to have sex with another guy so she told me to go wait outside the gate so if are mom or dad re coming i should signal her... i gladly did

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You are a Biiiiiigggg duara Goat!!!

drnairalov:
there was this girl i liked... she friendzoned me...she wanted to have sex with another guy so she told me to go wait outside the gate so if are mom or dad re coming i should signal her... i gladly did

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You are a Biiiiiigggg duara Goat!!!
MAke I hear sey I no run dial her papa and mama numbers, make them catch am "Cum-handed"

PissedOffWeed:

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You are a Biiiiiigggg duara Goat!!!
MAke I hear sey I no run dial her papa and mama numbers, make them catch am "Cum-handed"

Lmao. God help the girl if you were her friend instead of him.

Ok