1. Wen u dump a girl from # OSUN, she'll create a scene & disgrace u. 2. U dump a girl from # CALABAR , she'll beat u & force u to love her again weda u like it or not. 3. Dump a girl from # ABUJA , she'll cry day & night. 4.Dump a girl from # BENIN, she'll bewitch u & u will wake up with boils on ur face. 5. Dump a girl frm # ENUGU , she'll take ur name & picture to shrine. 6. Dump a girl from # IMO, she won't even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies. 7. Dump a girl from # WARRI , she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high. 8. Dump a girl from # LAGOS , she'll go round & sleep with all ur friends. 9. Dump a girl from # PORT_HARCOURT , in 2 weeks' time she'll invite u to her wedding. 10. Dump a girl from # ANAMBRA, she'll tempt ur dad & become ur stepmother. 11. Dump a girl from # KANO, she'll report u to her dad in the army & u will marry her at gun point. 12. Dump an # ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property & apologize. 13. Dump a # BAYELSA girl, u'll see her d next day in ur house with ur elder broda. 14. Dump a girl from # KOGI , no need dey have dumped u a long time ago. 15. Dump a girl from # BENUE , am sorry u already have AIDS. Wetin I still dey reason b say, na wetin go come happen if u dump a girl from # BORNO
FUNNY BUT TRUE!!!

petkoffDrake:
1. Wen u dump a girl from # OSUN, she'll
create a scene
& disgrace u.
2. U dump a girl from # CALABAR , she'll beat
u & force u to love her
again weda u like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from # ABUJA , she'll
cry day & night.
4.Dump a girl from # BENIN, she'll bewitch u &
u will wake up with boils on ur face.
5. Dump a girl frm # ENUGU , she'll
take ur name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from # IMO, she won't even notice it
because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from # WARRI , she'll
turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of
drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from # LAGOS , she'll
go round & sleep with all ur friends.
9. Dump a girl from # PORT_HARCOURT , in 2
weeks' time she'll invite u to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from # ANAMBRA,
she'll tempt
ur dad & become ur stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from # KANO, she'll
report u to her dad in the army & u will
marry her at gun
point.
12. Dump an # ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property &
apologize.
13. Dump a # BAYELSA girl, u'll see her d next
day in ur house with ur elder broda.
14. Dump a girl from # KOGI , no need dey have
dumped u a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from # BENUE , am
sorry u already have AIDS.
Wetin I still dey reason b say, na wetin go come
happen if u dump a girl from # BORNO

FUNNY BUT TRUE!!!

Shekau will b ur guest of honor

really?

halfrica:

Shekau will b ur guest of honor

u hate me this much? Y shekau

petkoffDrake:

u hate me this much? Y shekau

No i dont but shekau is the governor of borno state

Cos he decides whr to blow up nd whr not to blow up
he decides
Where employment for sucide bombers wud come from

He decides which location to invest his explosions to

And u are sayin i hate u break a girls her from borno who happens to b shekau last born u case wud be

funny

petkoffDrake:
1. Wen u dump a girl from # OSUN, she'll
create a scene
& disgrace u.
2. U dump a girl from # CALABAR , she'll beat
u & force u to love her
again weda u like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from # ABUJA , she'll
cry day & night.
4.Dump a girl from # BENIN, she'll bewitch u &
u will wake up with boils on ur face.
5. Dump a girl frm # ENUGU , she'll
take ur name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from # IMO, she won't even notice it
because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from # WARRI , she'll
turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of
drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from # LAGOS , she'll
go round & sleep with all ur friends.
9. Dump a girl from # PORT_HARCOURT , in 2
weeks' time she'll invite u to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from # ANAMBRA,
she'll tempt
ur dad & become ur stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from # KANO, she'll
report u to her dad in the army & u will
marry her at gun
point.
12. Dump an # ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property &
apologize.
13. Dump a # BAYELSA girl, u'll see her d next
day in ur house with ur elder broda.
14. Dump a girl from # KOGI , no need dey have
dumped u a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from # BENUE , am
sorry u already have AIDS.
Wetin I still dey reason b say, na wetin go come
happen if u dump a girl from # BORNO

FUNNY BUT TRUE!!!

She will kidnap ur entire family and exchange them for chibok girls

o.k

Hehehehehehe

Funny but no iota of truth