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How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 8:31pm On Oct 23, 2015

There's a girl that I met a long time ago. And recently i started developing an interest for her, but she is the type that goes religious easily.
u no dat kind tin wey church pple dey do wey go make u look like bad person..... grin

m also a christian (freestyle) cheesy

or do i nid to join her church choir? grin

Or i shud start speaking in tongues just to impress her? grin

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by francoray(m): 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2015

Very simple, by reciting john 3:16

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by chocolateme(f): 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2015

Babe the bible said that i should knock on your door and it shall be opened, that I should seek u and I shall find u, that I should call on u and u will answer so babe give me ur number to call u.
If she declines, tell her that the kingdom suffereth violence and only the violence take yh it by force. Lift her up, carry her and run.

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by amnesty7: 8:35pm On Oct 23, 2015

Get the right bait, at the right time, and the fish is yours. No more, no less.

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 8:36pm On Oct 23, 2015

Bible should be your weapon.

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by TheMainMan: 8:37pm On Oct 23, 2015

be a church guy.. And after U get her.. Dont change forever.. Simple!..

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by DuchessLily(f): 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2015

Luke1001:
There's a girl that I met a long time ago. And recently i started developing an interest for her, but she is the type that goes religious easily.
u no dat kind tin wey church pple dey do wey go make u look like bad person..... m also a christian (freestyle)

or do i nid to join her church choir?

Or i shud start speaking in tongues just to impress her?

If she is a TRUE church girl; and ur intentions are good, then u have to go through CHRIST to get her. Draw nigh Christ and she will draw nigh u grin

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 23, 2015

chocolateme:
Babe the bible said that to should knock on your door and it shall be opened, that I should seek u and I shall find u, that I should call on u and u will answer so babe give me ur Nnee to call u.
If she declines, tell her that the kingdom suffereth violence and only the violence take yh it by force. Lift her up, carry her and run.

And when she shouts rape,what should he say?That the lord said be fruitful and multiply

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Oct 23, 2015

chocolateme:
Babe the bible said that to should knock on your door and it shall be opened, that I should seek u and I shall find u, that I should call on u and u will answer so babe give me ur Nnee to call u.
If she declines, tell her that the kingdom suffereth violence and only the violence take yh it by force. Lift her up, carry her and run.

u b hitman..... grin

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Rukkydelta(f): 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2015

God needs your soul so please repent

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by bossOD: 8:55pm On Oct 23, 2015

just leave the poor girl alone to go to heaven, because for sure u just want sex from her.

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Oct 23, 2015

bossOD:
just leave the poor girl alone to go to heaven, because for sure u just want sex from her.

so na me no wan go heaven?

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Sanmel(f): 9:02pm On Oct 23, 2015

bossOD:
just leave the poor girl alone to go to heaven, because for sure u just want sex from her.

He might have good intentions though

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by 9jaboi8701(m): 9:09pm On Oct 23, 2015

Very simple. Just tell her the demons Jesus cast out from the pigs has been following ur ancestors and they av past it onto you that you need special deliverance. Period!

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by jamex93(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2015

hahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahah

grin

i don laf forget waitin i want talk o

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by jamex93(m): 9:21pm On Oct 23, 2015

chocolateme:
Babe the bible said that i should knock on your door and it shall be opened, that I should seek u and I shall find u, that I should call on u and u will answer so babe give me ur number to call u.
If she declines, tell her that the kingdom suffereth violence and only the violence take yh it by force. Lift her up, carry her and run.

hahahahaha

wat if u r d lady, wat will b ur reactions

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by chocolateme(f): 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2015

jamex93:

hahahahaha

wat if u r d lady, wat will b ur reactions

i will reply " her behind me ur som of of hades for my eyed shall not nehold evil, I am not of this world and I shall resist the devil and he shall flee from me

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by bossOD: 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2015

Luke1001:

so na me no wan go heaven?

my brother you guys are from a different world, light and darkness can not go together.

don't even tell me u want to start church becos of her, cos it does not work that way.

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2015

Luke1001:
There's a girl that I met a long time ago. And recently i started developing an interest for her, but she is the type that goes religious easily.
u no dat kind tin wey church pple dey do wey go make u look like bad person..... m also a christian (freestyle)

or do i nid to join her church choir?

Or i shud start speaking in tongues just to impress her?

Join the church choir
Or join one church department

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by jamex93(m): 10:17pm On Oct 23, 2015

chocolateme:
i will reply " her behind me ur som of of hades for my eyed shall not nehold evil, I am not of this world and I shall resist the devil and he shall flee from me

Lolx

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by cosby02(m): 11:35pm On Oct 23, 2015

If it's imperative

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 3:10am On Oct 24, 2015

chocolateme:
i will reply " her behind me ur som of of hades for my eyed shall not nehold evil, I am not of this world and I shall resist the devil and he shall flee from me

and then he will say,
Let all women remain in silence. grin

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Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Nobody: 4:09am On Oct 24, 2015

today is my birthday.... Oya nl dash me likes

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Luckygurl(f): 5:04am On Oct 24, 2015

LWKMD

Re: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by Kingsley1000(m): 5:25am On Oct 24, 2015

BORROW HER PEN/BIBLE OR ANY CHRISTAIN BOOK SHE'S HOLDING TO RETURN IT 2MORO

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