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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by Certifiedboss: 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
DJBIGGY:
conclusion

Why bother ... She no need to even enjoy am . she can't get cash and satisfaction or else u intend to over perform so that she go give you discount
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by abiambo(m): 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
U just rush comment u not get patience @ all!!!
DJBIGGY:


Lol, am done
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by ijustdey: 4:56pm On Oct 27, 2015
BiitchAmMe:
D ashawo joint wey dey my area...na 5h for 1round. No smooching, no kissing, no touchin of boobi...she go jus spread leg con dey wait make u begin dig her borehol. N afta 2mins she will be like "Oga abeg do release, customer dey wait me outside".

So embarrassing grin Awon HOE-LOSHI grin


guys wey dey patronise these girls get mind oooo



@bolded part.... that's why I can't patronize them when I can't play with the body before digging the hole.....
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by kannymoore(m): 5:15pm On Oct 27, 2015
Hehee
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by yinkeys(m): 5:35pm On Oct 27, 2015
The part that made me think of how I usually feel about some girls @ night. "Turning to snake or bird". Lol very funny guy, I feel this way too
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by BankManager(m): 6:42pm On Oct 27, 2015
**Following**
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by yeahmeee(f): 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2015
I need to know this guy cheesy grin he just made my night

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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by smsshola(m): 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2015
BiitchAmMe:
D ashawo joint wey dey my area...na 5h for 1round. No smooching, no kissing, no touchin of boobi...she go jus spread leg con dey wait make u begin dig her borehol. N afta 2mins she will be like "Oga abeg do release, customer dey wait me outside".

So embarrassing grin Awon HOE-LOSHI grin

Bros ar u talking from experience.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by smsshola(m): 8:12pm On Oct 27, 2015
BiitchAmMe:
D ashawo joint wey dey my area...na 5h for 1round. No smooching, no kissing, no touchin of boobi...she go jus spread leg con dey wait make u begin dig her borehol. N afta 2mins she will be like "Oga abeg do release, customer dey wait me outside".

So embarrassing grin Awon HOE-LOSHI grin

Bros ar u talking from experience?
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by BiitchAmMe: 8:45pm On Oct 27, 2015
[quote author=DJBIGGY post=39417894][/quote]
lol dem go let u touch everywhere but u no go enjoy am. Ashawo no sweet Bleep cos no emotional feelinx attached.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by BiitchAmMe: 8:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
ijustdey:



guys wey dey patronise these girls get mind oooo



@bolded part.... that's why I can't patronize them when I can't play with the body before digging the hole.....


Lol b4 ur dick go stand nko. na wahala! dem go rub am rub am like new born baby prick. Imagine make u dey Bleep make dem dey use u reply chat 4 whatsapp undecided .... imagine if u face left dey Bleep...dem, go face right. Dem go con be like "Oga no dey breathe 4 my body". sex wit dem so borin

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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by BiitchAmMe: 9:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
smsshola:


Bros ar u talking from experience?

lol sure na! konji na bad tin grin ... d last time i go dere na fight end am. imagine make dem dey drag ur used condom wit u wey ur sperm dey inside. angry

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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by smsshola(m): 10:54pm On Oct 27, 2015
BiitchAmMe:

lol sure na! konji na bad tin grin ... d last time i go dere na fight end am. imagine make dem dey drag ur used condom wit u wey ur sperm dey inside. angry

Bros e u funny for why now used condom?
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by oppybouy(m): 11:15pm On Oct 27, 2015
yeahmeee:
I need to know this guy cheesy grin he just made my night
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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by agadez007(m): 11:22pm On Oct 27, 2015
yeahmeee:
I need to know this guy cheesy grin he just made my night
i am the guy with the twitter handle,why do u wanna know me,u wan give me yansh? cheesy

just so you know,i love pre-intimacy,kissing and smooching,my favorite styles are doggystyle,reverse cowgirl,69,missionary style

tenks
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by Nobody: 1:46am On Oct 28, 2015
agadez007:
i am the guy with the twitter handle,why do u wanna know me,u wan give me yansh? cheesy

just so you know,i love pre-intimacy,kissing and smooching,my favorite styles are doggystyle,reverse cowgirl,69,missionary style

tenks

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn u have a degree in sexology m sure u on a first class
Dont forget styles like spread eagle number 17 ,flipflop,back flop, one two three........ thank me later grin
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by engrlarex(m): 1:46am On Oct 28, 2015
guy Olosho get level, dat was exactly how it happened to me, one Sunday evening we were just outside gisting around 5Pm naxo one of our guy came say make we find somwia go, unknowingly to me say na Olosho house we dey go, we got dia I bought 2orijin we were drinking, I just dey see various colours of yansh and Breast, as coke dey pass, fanta dey stroll come say bros kan Bleep now, I go do you well, before we knew what happened naxo as omo boi, I begin follow one wey come my syd relate say aw market now, say how much be her money she said 1500 I asked her shey light dey dia abi na honey dey dia, we agreed to 800 but within me i was joking just testing my street ability to word gals, my friend came and send if u Bleep her let me know, den I I told him she say make I bring #800 he den said na #500 be dia money, he called her and talk to her I said he shld not worry dat I don't have money coz I told him i've never slept with Olosho in my life, he said I be omo ote, he insisted I must do even if hin go waka go house dat he'l give me d last cash on him, after abt 1hr persuasion I agreed, we enter I was just looking som1 wu lost his credentials say Wetin wan happen, I sat on d bed dat was when d gal kw I be noveist, she said oga stand up now, she begin wear condom for me, I be like o boi I be like Hell is real oo, within 10 mins she begin shout oga u don come, I removed it and followed her to toilet make she no go use my sperm....since den I've hanged my booth now.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by okooloyun1(m): 6:00am On Oct 28, 2015
He got me real cracking here, “her VG was like well, I could almost see her stomach”.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by ceezah: 6:59am On Oct 28, 2015
I want find out what is with prostitutes disappearing with your sperm after you bleep them. I don bleep one ashawo before, but before you say jack, I was looking for my condom with the sperm inside it. I raise dust for the brothel no show... Plz somebody advise me, I am scared as it is right now.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by sauceEEP(m): 7:13am On Oct 28, 2015
ceezah:
I want find out what is with prostitutes disappearing with your sperm after you bleep them. I don bleep one ashawo before, but before you say jack, I was looking for my condom with the sperm inside it. I raise dust for the brothel no show... Plz somebody advise me, I am scared as it is right now.
grin grin grin grin guy your finished
How you go allow her carry the market comot?
You don enter mehn!
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by ceezah: 7:17am On Oct 28, 2015
sauceEEP:

grin grin grin grin guy your finished
How you go allow her carry the market comot?
You don enter mehn!
Guy, as I release, i carry my tool come out, but condom no follow, I put hand search I no see. Wetin be the consequences angry
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by agadez007(m): 7:36am On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn u have a degree in sexology m sure u on a first class
Dont forget styles like spread eagle number 17 ,flipflop,back flop, one two three........ thank me later grin
you self na Badooooo ooo
i dont know some of the styles you mentioned
cheesy cheesy

lets just say you are a first classer in sexology while am a 2'2 'er

you bad girlll
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by yommysure(m): 9:08am On Oct 28, 2015
BiitchAmMe:

lol sure na! konji na bad tin grin ... d last time i go dere na fight end am. imagine make dem dey drag ur used condom wit u wey ur sperm dey inside. angry




It happens to one of my guy but the guy collect am by fire by force.....lol

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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by Nobody: 9:50am On Oct 28, 2015
DJBIGGY:


according to a friend of mine who went to visit one, he said he was just kissing her and touching bobby. Her eyes were wide open and she was just looking at him annoyed then asked 'when are you ready for the real deal?'
Exactly,some will even ask you what are you doing? And seriously ash is very boring they don't get wet,don't respond it's like banging a ghost

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Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by nokia5040: 11:46am On Oct 28, 2015
Well, no regrets, no pain, no gain. You got served and the experience will definitely not stop you from visiting another another day.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by dmola(m): 2:08pm On Oct 28, 2015
yeahmeee:
I need to know this guy cheesy grin he just made my night


I can set up a meeting u wanna do d
him?
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by dmola(m): 2:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn u have a degree in sexology m sure u on a first class
Dont forget styles like spread eagle number 17 ,flipflop,back flop, one two three........ thank me later grin



hmmmm halfrica!!!!!!!!!
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2015
Me I no fit oh,when be say pre-intimacy na like 80% for me and the koko na 20%.e better I just face wall sleep
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by shrimati(m): 3:42pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn u have a degree in sexology m sure u on a first class
Dont forget styles like spread eagle number 17 ,flipflop,back flop, one two three........ thank me later grin
hmm bad gal
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 28, 2015
DJBIGGY:


Lol, am done

Very interesting piece.
Re: LMAO! Read This Funny Experience A Guy Had With An Olosho (SNAPSHOTS) by jamesmoor69: 4:43pm On Oct 28, 2015
hahahahahahahahaha abeg i no fit laf.....
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

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