i say we fry her   _{*evil laugh*} just kiddin girl  

yes! we'll go with the frying. _{yells at her evil twin}, *get ur behind here this minute! we've got some human to fry* and evil twin, girl, u haven't seen sickness yet

*runs into hiding* Save me people... save me!

Gotcha hottie!!!say you are sorry else I will hand you over to that sick twinny!!!

she still calls me sick, what an evil twin!

don't worry, your fav. aunt is here to handle things. Now snazzy, do ya want to state your case or should i involve my sister(icingbaby)?

bring it on!!!I can handle you all singlehandedly!!!!

Pls people, who is this two girls in question?

snazzy,ocho and scorpio

Wrong! One is OC and the other one is[b] HO[/b], so together they are OCHO(my humble self! And just incase you are wondering, yes! I am two in one)

this gal, na u craze pass
ok y'all are in the court of judge Scorpio, so wat brought y'all triflin twins here?

your honour, she(my lil evil twin) is trying to steal my man, a man i have laboured so hard to get and now that i have got him, she wants him. she wants to harvest on a land she didn't till.So your honour, justice must prevail!

Now Snazzy, wat have you got to say to that accusation?

Judge,before I proceed,I would love to call in my defence counsel(hope I am correct),who happens to be my learned colleague,chillin,to defend me.I will not defend myself before these lesser mortals(gesturing to ocho and friends,carrying nose in the air snobbishly),and I also command you,oh judge,to produce the only and major exhibit in this case,Mr.2face Idibia to come and state why he is causing so much fracas in my family,imagine him,impregnating twins though I really really wonder why it had to be my sick twin of all the girls in this land!!!!!!so before I proceed,serve 2face a writ of summons to appear before this honourable court and defend himself.I rest my case!!!!

2-face dearie,the court is waiting, remember you're under oath! but don't worry darling *_{rubs his back}* this will all soon come to pass, it'll be allright and we'll be able to live like one happy family again. Go ahead and be strong, don't let my evil twin's scary eyes bother you.

Haaa 2face!!!I command you in the name of Nairaland,tell them that you and I are lovers forever!!!Don't you remeber those memorable times we spent ogether at your Festac residence? see the product of those oh so wonderful times(pointing to my belly)touch it,its for real,and its yours.Leave that sick girl beside you.

girl, go find the real father of your kids and let my facey be. Ignore her facey sugar! speak on, the judge is listening!

Silence, I say Silence in my court!!! now i have got enough evidence to show that those two girls are not in any way pregnant for Tuface so that aspect of this case has been thrown out. before i give my judgement on this issue, i want y'all to have a final say and pls try to convince me and make me see reasons as to why Tuface Inocent Idibia should be your husband. if at the next session, both of you are unable to make me see reason, i shall give my judgement regardless of whose emotions are at stake. This court is adjourned till tomorrow

Whoaaaa!!! now i see whatz been goin on in hurr!!!! y'all trying to manipulate snazzy or sum?? 4 real tho!! watz this crap about D main judge (chillin) has onceddd made d final statement datt snazzy is for 2face...i don't know if y'all don't get it!! and as 4 d so called case by scorpio... given d order by d world supreme court.. i annul this case with immediate effect!!!...heyy snazz take your man and 4get about d whole shabang goin on hurr!!

Do you want me to send you to da anger management class young lady  you had better conduct yourself in an orderly manner in my court k. now back to case at hand.

that's right chilling, the judge has spoken. Sorry your honour. facey sweetie, keep talking

who is 2face wife? ocho
who is 2face lover? ocho
who mean the world to 2 face? ocho
who girl 2face can't live without? ocho

Hmm, these girls are tryin my patience, they haven't defended their position as Tuface's wife

@icing, love you girl! tell it to them as it is!

Ocho,scorpio and co.Don't mistake my silence for dumbnessoooo.I bite,too.

how come i haven't felt it since?

arggghhhhhhhhh!!!just wait till whenever Nairalanders meet,I will so show you ehhhhh!!!!chaiii,I will beat you,ocho,and all ur cohorts,I will make u eat sand ....hmmmmm....cant wait.

y'all keep sayin shit i kno ma man dint get nobody pregnant. hes smarter dan dat he cant get two ppl pregnant @ d same tyme. i bet those two bitches are liein. 2 face is not goin 2 ba a baby daddy any tyme soon and yous dat are namin d kids if u like call em 100face dere is no baby yet to name.

chei! snazzy, this is the point i lose all thinking Capacity! who is the new person claming my facey as her man? wonders shall never cease ooooo!
just kidding babymo. how are you doing girl? welcome to Nairaland but did you have to come in the midst of the on going war btwn by Evil twin and I?

this is getting wierder and wierder.I say ocho ,lets drop our fight for now,and teach her a lesson or two 2face!!!!!!come here,u have some explaining to do!!!!!Ochooooo!!!!!bring that facey who is scattering his seed abroad!!!

abi oo! what is he even feeling like? a player? i'll show him what it means to be one!!!

ocho n snazzy r u 2 d gurls d papers were on about? cos i fink so!