all4naija:
The day I try to bribe a policeman with some cash and he rejects it. I will never try something like that again for the rest of my life. I don't know what gets into me because I can't wait on the queue for long.

nickkylawve:
I am currently mortified because the other night, I got WAY too drunk and my ex boyfriend nd girlfriend came over and listened to me drunkenly ramble and make a fool out of myself for 3 hours. I have little to no recollection of any of it and can't stop regretting every time I think about what I possibly may have said. I am completely mortified.

So ladies, make me feel a little better? What are your most embarrassing/awkward/drunk moments?

PunkyVeer:


Hehehe. He should have booked you or at least let you taste the baton for your audacity

Ginaz:
mine happened on my graduation party, I was so drunk like a drunkard that my room mate had to forcefully take me home, all through the way I was crying and saying garbage about she wanting to kidnap me.

the next day, they all made fun of me in the hostel. they showed me a video of me dancing with my legs up like a roasted chicken, walahi, with only one shoe remaining.

they still make fun of me till today o......chai. that was the last and only day I got drunk.

firstEVA:
I hardly take alcohol, the day I finished a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, I can't remember how I got home

PunkyVeer:
Just getting so wasted, got enough dutch courage to jump up & go sing Crazy in love by Beyonce at a karaoke bar.

I went "Oh, oh, oh, oh no no". Even did the little bum shake thing she does in that song. Was a bit embarrassed about it the morning after. Me & alcohol are a bad combo. I go crazay!

all4naija:

Why is the case with girls usually involved alcohol and weed?

nickkylawve:
I am currently mortified because the other night, I got WAY too drunk and my ex boyfriend nd girlfriend came over and listened to me drunkenly ramble and make a fool out of myself for 3 hours. I have little to no recollection of any of it and can't stop regretting every time I think about what I possibly may have said. I am completely mortified.

So ladies, make me feel a little better? What are your most embarrassing/awkward/drunk moments?

firstEVA:
isn't it same with guys?

MrCork:



..ok..so yor boyfriend drunk for 3 hours wit another woman?.. sweeery We don't gerrrrit..u want us to fill sorry for u to get u better?...Sweeery plis go bak to bed mennn!!(no oofeinse)

all4naija:

That is not what she said. She said those three people(her boyfriend and two other friends) made fool of her for 3 hours for being drunk.

vizkiz:



can you send the links to the video/pictures of where your legs are up? Thanks

MrCork:



..ok..so yor boyfriend drunk for 3 hours wit another woman?.. sweeery We don't gerrrrit..u want us to fill sorry for u to get u better?...Sweeery plis go bak to bed mennn!!(no oofeinse)

nickkylawve:
ur dumb

MrCork:



..when?..how?...bro plis read her post aagain!

MrCork:



^^^^ther u go...typical Homebase girl...u catch them out when they lie & they start cusssin inosent guy for no reason,........an then they complian they cannot find man on nairaland...Goat!! (no oofeinse)

Ginaz:



check your intestines, the link is straight up to your anus. mtchewww.

all4naija:

Sorry for the mixed up. I multitask a lot. She said those friends made jest of her for rambling for 3 hours. Not that those friends were dunk for 3 hours.That is very clear in her statement.

nickkylawve:
Cow

MrCork:



...ladies don't swaar//u r not a lady....an for the record, am from Pekam London an then juss in case u ask again..yes I drive £20,000 (cash) Range rover spot...Tank you!!

nickkylawve:
lol funny dude .. U dis deported son of d soil .

MrCork:



...which clear?...bro plis remove yor glasses & if u don't hav electricity, plis move yor candle closer...The chick said her boyfriend drunk & slept wit her friend for 3 hour...U dint see her post? (no oofeinse)

all4naija:

Perhaps! I expect girls to be more cautious in that area than guys. That means they are more reasonable in such situation than guys.

However, I have never got drunk before and act stupidly. The self-control attitude on using drink and I don't smoke weed often helps me a lot in doing that.

firstEVA:
yea girls ought to be more cautious. But sometimes we can't help but throw caution to the wind.

Ginaz:
mine happened on my graduation party, I was so drunk like a drunkard that my room mate had to forcefully take me home, all through the way I was crying and saying garbage about she wanting to kidnap me.

the next day, they all made fun of me in the hostel. they showed me a video of me dancing with my legs up like a roasted chicken, walahi, with only one shoe remaining.

they still make fun of me till today o......chai. that was the last and only day I got drunk.

Djicemob:
Cant remember having awkward drunk moment but i can tell you about my friend's.

On a very good day we left ibiza nightclub around 2am.Me and my nigga drove back to our hotel where we lodged,meanwhile my man took one of those club bitchhes home to 'kill' that pusssy(according to him) due to excessive konji and ginjah because he was drunk as fcck...nigga 'mistakenly' slept off without doing shiit,didnt even pull his shoes

Ofcourse he had to pay the next morning.The thing pain my guy like hell. Dude was broken..Damn

all4naija:

I am so lucky that he is not that kinda person. He is a complete gentle white man.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Hehehe. Now thats something I would like to see.