Ginaz:



check your intestines, the link is straight up to your anus. mtchewww.

this one has no sense of humor

PunkyVeer:


You were lucky indeed.

all4naija:

Yes! What did you drink in the party that got you shaking your 'monster' out of control?

PunkyVeer:


Lol, it's really not, because I'm definitely no Beyonce in the booty department.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Hehehe Im sure u are no Beyonce in the voice department either.
you probably had the patrons's over their ears
Im curious did you also do the 'dance on the table' routine

Hope they didnt kick U out

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO @ monster. More like shaking my tail feather Well, I drink ciders. I can't stand hard liquor. If I even attempt stuff like whiskey, I get sick for dayyyys. Plus I don't need much alcohol to get drunk because I don't drink very often, so when I do drink, I get drunk very fast. I talk loads. Zero inhibitions. I'm the kind of drunk that'll either get punched in the face for talking shit or get thrown over the shoulder for being provocative, hence I always drink with people who got my back incase any of that happens

How do you act when under the influence?

PunkyVeer:


2nd incident, well I wanted to use the toilet at one place we were at but it was dark in there. The lightbulb must have blown out or something. Anyway, I left the door half-open because of the darkness. In my drunk state, I sat there dozing off with my face between my hands, not realising that the door was now wide open. I felt a strange breeze & looked up & saw that I had company lol. This perv was standing there watching me. I quickly closed the door & pulled up my "smallies" Thank God nothing bad happened. Now I drink in moderation to avoid going overboard.

nickkylawve:
I am currently mortified because the other night, I got WAY too drunk and my ex boyfriend nd girlfriend came over and listened to me drunkenly ramble and make a fool out of myself for 3 hours. I have little to no recollection of any of it and can't stop regretting every time I think about what I possibly may have said. I am completely mortified.

So ladies, make me feel a little better? What are your most embarrassing/awkward/drunk moments?

all4naija:

It is a norm here to see people talking about South African girls having monster. I don't know about you but I used to think you have it that big not until now. However, you should stop drinking high alcoholic content as you don't have the inhibition for it.

I control my alcoholic intake and thereby control myself of drinking to stupor. Occasionally, I have gone tipsy but that is usually at home and I like to have my girlfriend around me at that point in time. I like that crazy world somehow.

SkinnyDude:
am drunk now,. when i get home i can edit write

PunkyVeer:


No, I don't have a "monster". I'm moderate. The majority of South African ladies, yes are fully loaded, but then you find all sizes really. I'm "little" compared to the rest of them. Shrugs.

No I don't drink much. All of this happened when I was still new & experimenting with booze. Now I drink once a year because basically, I'm over the whole drinking thing.

Does she drink, your girl?

all4naija:

Okay! I am done with the 'monster' talk. I mean high alcoholic content not just drinking much. There are some liquor with very high alcoholic content like the Vodka, Whiskey, gin etc I am talking about.

She drinks wine, often with me. I force her to do that with me mostly in her or my birthday celebration.

PunkyVeer:


I only take like 2-3 ciders. I believe they have like 25% of alcohol in them. I don't do hard booze. I'd die lol.

Oh, I think that's kinda cute drinking with ya boo. Sweet

Djicemob:


How many goldberg u don drink?

SkinnyDude:
just 1 boh of chilled Hero my dad gave me...

all4naija:

That is average alcoholic content in most drinks. Then you should stay away from binge because I don't want you getting messed up. Is that okay by you?

I like the romantic life but not having much indulgence. Truly, the type who believes in normality not overly romantic person. Who do you do with yours most of the time?

Djicemob:
Na 1 boh "drunk" u?

PunkyVeer:


My singing voice is actually not bad, thank you very much No, I have never danced on tables lol. Two of my other embarrassing moments was when me & my friends were at this pool bar, drunk AS. So they put on this song by Shaggy. I don't know if you still remember it but it went like "girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel...". Anyway both me & my friend were crazy about the song at the time so we started dancing & were grinding each other Next thing we know we were surrounded by drunk guys talking dirty. It was extremely embarrassing. 2nd incident, well I wanted to use the toilet at one place we were at but it was dark in there. The lightbulb must have blown out or something. Anyway, I left the door half-open because of the darkness. In my drunk state, I sat there dozing off with my face between my hands, not realising that the door was now wide open. I felt a strange breeze & looked up & saw that I had company lol. This perv was standing there watching me. I quickly closed the door & pulled up my "smallies" Thank God nothing bad happened. Now I drink in moderation to avoid going overboard.

PunkyVeer:


Yessir

I like normality too. A laid back kinda life. I sometimes imagine myself living in a small cottage in the countryside. Just a quiet peaceful life away from the hustle & bustle of the city.

I'm not getting the question. What do you mean?

PrimeMinisterr:

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you're lying.

Adanna28:

I started drinking early, was a bit of a rebel/bad girl at 15, anyways my uncles n family were having a party and sat me down said " If your going to drink best you do it with us, than behind our backs"..

So here I was yeye lil sh'it thinking "woop woop fill em up! Fill em up! ...

Unfortunately for me, it was all my uncles heavy spirits drinks, Jim beam, Johnny Walker, Absinthe, Bombay Sapphire Gin, with no bloody mixers!...

I finished quite a few yet my uncles kept refilling my glass n laughing, saying u can drink eh girl!...

I was laughing talking all this sh'it drink you under the table! (My mouth sharp joor) till the room started moving, I swear was dizzy as hell, felt sick to my stomach, I quickly ran to get air on my grandma veranda...

That when I started spewing up all the alcohol, one of my uncles had the video recorder! he followed me! Was taping me spewing up than my boy cousin called grandma who saw me spewing in her garden...

She came with the broom to wack my head yelling in Samoan " Ae Kae! Po nuku o fela! (stupid sh'it! Soon slap your face!", still attacking me with broom Lol...

My uncles n cousins were laughing their asses off n mocked me the next day when I had my hangover...lesson learnt.

nickkylawve:
Hahahahaha. Highness gone bad hope you no longer drink?

nickkylawve:
I am currently mortified because the other night, I got WAY too drunk and my ex boyfriend nd girlfriend came over and listened to me drunkenly ramble and make a fool out of myself for 3 hours. I have little to no recollection of any of it and can't stop regretting every time I think about what I possibly may have said. I am completely mortified.

So ladies, make me feel a little better? What are your most embarrassing/awkward/drunk moments?

heatflux:
pretty girl like you getting drunk. You should be spanked