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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 11:56am On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Nor be my fault... Nor be me initiate the morning devotion, na the babe!! i only played along not to seem like the devil inside!!!
Anyways, me and God do settle sha
:angry preach to that girl to change ooo!

Played along not to seem like the devil? Mr. Man. That means you pretended to pray? that's another offence sef


Chai! You need to go to the pope for confession ma brother, carry miss suzy along with you too!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 11:58am On Nov 15, 2015
honeywealth75:
yeah its true, it av occured 2me b4, infact still happening 2me,am nt married yet,bt av been screwing girls i knw am nt gonna marry den still go on 2 pray.
Better stop before God give You better slap!!!
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 12:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
:angry preach to that girl to change ooo!

Played along not to seem like the devil? Mr. Man. That means you pretended to pray? that's another offence sef


Chai! You need to go to the pope for confession ma brother, carry miss suzy along with you too!
Lol.... Nor vex, i don hear....
The babe na even choir leader for church sef!!! She just made me seem very dirty when she start to speak in tongues..... I open one eyes dey look am!!! after she don finish me!!!
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 12:15pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Lol.... Nor vex, i don hear....
The babe na even choir leader for church sef!!! She just made me seem very dirty when she start to speak in tongues..... I open one eyes dey look am!!! after she don finish me!!!
shocked

My Good sir, I rest my case. Her deliverance should be left in the hands of God, we've lost her, only a personal, face to face encounter with Jesus can help her


*a moment of silence for sister suzy*


Oga. You know all these things. You still dy fvck her. Hafa you na?? Abeg na. Buy fleshlight! Abeg *i'm on my knees*

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 12:19pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
shocked

My Good sir, I rest my case. Her deliverance should be left in the hands of God, we've lost her, only a personal, face to face encounter with Jesus can help her


*a moment of silence for sister suzy*


Oga. You know all these things. You still dy fvck her. Hafa you na?? Abeg na. Buy fleshlight! Abeg *i'm on my knees*
What is Fleshlight by the way? first time of hearing that ish
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 12:26pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

What is Fleshlight by the way? first time of hearing that ish
kiss google am.
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 12:50pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
kiss google am.
*side eyes*

Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 1:16pm On Nov 15, 2015
naughtynaughty:
*side eyes*
wink hey there sugar!

Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 1:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
wink hey there sugar!
Obiora1 of Nairaland Igbo community
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 1:52pm On Nov 15, 2015
So u are one of those pple causing problem in nation wit dis kind of ur words. God don catch u 2day
cold:

What do you go to church to do? It's obvious you haven't been reading your bible. Oh how did you think god impregnated Mary again? Immaculate conception right? Holy spirit tinz! Lmao! Abeg ma guy enjoy yourself jare and drop all that guilt tripping bs
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 1:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Obiora1 of Nairaland Igbo community
shocked shocked shocked who told you that title? Is it the CIA that sent you?
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 2:05pm On Nov 15, 2015
pinceprinz:



All those beautiful adjectives just for me?
(。ŏ_ŏ).. Awestruck!

Funny enough, I didn't even register ur moniker to know it's the girl from the other thread talking nonsense again... Mind you, You're so nobody as far as I'm concerned I wouldn't stalk. For the work part, You first! cheesy



I yab am >_<

Kk case closed.
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:

Kk case closed.
How did u get the key??
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 2:53pm On Nov 15, 2015
pinceprinz:


How did u get the key??

Lol tongue I brokd.into Ya room undecided
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 3:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
shocked shocked shocked who told you that title? Is it the CIA that sent you?
hehehe, u knw aw soon be the Lolo1 nah
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 3:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:

Lol tongue I brokd.into Ya room undecided


Haa. don't tell me you're the incarnation of Ma Barker ooh... chei
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Aiite dear!!!

How is your day going


Cool for nw.urs
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 3:24pm On Nov 15, 2015
naughtynaughty:
hehehe, u knw aw soon be the Lolo1 nah
tongue bring one cow and the head of durent.tt before I make you lolo
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 3:34pm On Nov 15, 2015
pinceprinz:



Haa. don't tell me you're the incarnation of Ma Barker ooh... chei


undecided
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2015
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 3:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
tongue bring one cow and the head of durent.tt before I make you lolo
lmaooo..y durenttt head nah
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by obiorathesubtle: 3:46pm On Nov 15, 2015
naughtynaughty:
lmaooo..y durenttt head nah
just bring it first. Do you want me to increase to 2 cows?
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
just bring it first. Do you want me to increase to 2 cows?
lemme alone biko
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 5:06pm On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:


Cool for nw.urs
Am nice!!!! Just trying to sleep but it ain't working.... What can do
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Oooops: 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:



Cool for nw.urs
Am nice!!!! Just trying to sleep but it ain't working.... tried all format! closed my eyes for several minutes, counted numbers, What can do
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Margauxluv(f): 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:

Am nice!!!! Just trying to sleep but it ain't working.... tried all format! closed my eyes for several minutes, counted numbers, What can do


Try reading Bible cheesy
Or text book
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by NaijaCuzin: 6:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
.#pray4Nigeria

Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by jocijo: 6:13pm On Nov 15, 2015
Repent bro!
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by JuanDeDios: 6:14pm On Nov 15, 2015
Millions have been conditioned to think consensual sex is bad. SMH.
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by octopusfreaky(f): 6:15pm On Nov 15, 2015
when im in sin I don't bother to talk to God,I feel so much guilt in my heart.
Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by octopusfreaky(f): 6:16pm On Nov 15, 2015
NaijaCuzin:
.#pray4Nigeria
lol,,y didn't u bring D's up before,copy copy!!!

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Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
grin grin

Most people does have similar experience!

What of those living couples life without marriage? Don't they sex themselves n still pray

undecided undecided

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