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Well, I still receive phone calls from my ex's.
They: Stvpidity where are you??
Me: I dey house.
They: I need a Gonk, come over to my house/office/market/bus stop/ etc.
After the explosive Gonking we become ex's again.

stupidity:
Well, I still receive phone calls from my ex's.

They: Stvpidity where are you??

Me: I dey house.

They: I need a Gonk, come over to my house/office/market/bus stop/ etc.

After the explosive Gonking we become ex's again.

lwkm!

#gonking master. Even for market n bus stop sef, you dy gonk??

You need deliverance; please come to my shrine with the following items. 1 Alligator on menopause. . 2 Two Transgender chickens . 1 Fast tortoise. . 1 tuber of yam shaped like a vagina.

Ohk...

Its depends on u sha buh for me exes are wahala prefer keeping dem where dey belong that is in the past.

M in touch wit my exes. No biggi

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
You need deliverance; please come to my shrine with the following items.
1 Alligator on menopause.
.
2 Two Transgender chickens
.
1 Fast tortoise.
.
1 tuber of yam shaped like a vagina.

lol. Funny guy

your just a victim of friendzone. Girls are something else when you break their heart. Try that and see the most deadly viper unless you never mattered that's when they will keep you around to keep helping them. All the baddest heartbreakers know what am saying

so you're still a mugu
and you're so deep in the friendzone you can no longer recognise it.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
You need deliverance; please come to my shrine with the following items.
1 Alligator on menopause.
.
2 Two Transgender chickens
.
1 Fast tortoise.
.
1 tuber of yam shaped like a vagina.

End time native doctor.

Just in case

jmichlins:
your just a victim of friendzone. Girls are something else when you break their heart. Try that and see the most deadly viper unless you never mattered that's when they will keep you around to keep helping them. All the baddest heartbreakers know what am saying

friendzone now has a different meaning?


I'm in a relationship and whoever the fück is friendzoning me is wasting time. I thought friendzone is when you want to date her but she doesn't want to date you. Nawao

IamLEGEND1:
so you're still a mugu

and you're so deep in the friendzone you can no longer recognise it.

is that right? You can be friendzoned by your exes? That's a new one

obiorathesubtle:
friendzone now has a different meaning?


I'm in a relationship and whoever the fück is friendzoning me is wasting time. I thought friendzone is when you want to date her but she doesn't want to date you. Nawao

true meaning of friendzone is when you see her as your air and she sees you as the necessary evil she has to put up with to solve her problem be it kongi or finance

obiorathesubtle:
is that right? You can be friendzoned by your exes? That's a new one

when you still buying her daughter presents.....damn right you are.
hell,you've transcended the friendzone......you're in the uncle zone now.

jmichlins:

true meaning of friendzone is when you see her as your air and she sees you as the necessary evil she has to put up with to solve her problem be it kongi or finance

thank you for clearing me out of the friendzone. I do not see any of them as my 'air'(whatever that means), I am over all of them, we're just cool, without malice, they're all in relationships, and I know where to pitch my tent if I ever have a need to(of course I don't). If you read my post, I don't think it'll give any impression they see me as 'the necessary evil' you speak of.

Hitherto, I have been accused of being friendzoned, luckily for me. You, my good sir, have vindicated me! I am greatful!

IamLEGEND1:

when you still buying her daughter presents.....damn right you are.
hell,you've transcended the friendzone......you're in the uncle zone now.

I like the kid? I didn't break up with the kid, did I?

Lol, the unclezone doesn't sound so bad.

obiorathesubtle:
I like the kid? I didn't break up with the kid, did I?
Lol, the unclezone doesn't sound so bad.

see right there,that's ur problem......you're subconsciously grasping at nonexistent tethers to her life. the kid was fine before you came along, & I'm sure she'll survive without you.

when you decide to pack out of a girls life...... you ball hard and you don't let that hoe see ur brake light...... it's always best that way......ALWAYS!!

but I guess ultimately,na ur choice...... maybe keeping girls you've dated around you works in ur case.

I cut ties with an ex, but there's one I just can't let go, probably because I was the one who left.
Nothing is wrong with u op,

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faith551:
I cut ties with an ex, but there's one I just can't let go, probably because I was the one who left.
Nothing is wrong with u op,

tres bien monsieur faith

obiorathesubtle:
tres bien monsieur faith

Merci monsieur obiorathesubtle

exes and ohs

Margauxluv:
M in touch wit my exes. No biggi

In touch?....You mean really in touch??

Joshkid:
In touch?....You mean really in touch??

Ya Touchh!!!

Margauxluv:

Ya Touchh!!!

Hmmm...got it!

stupidity:
Well, I still receive phone calls from my ex's.

They: Stvpidity where are you??

Me: I dey house.

They: I need a Gonk, come over to my house/office/market/bus stop/ etc.

After the explosive Gonking we become ex's again.

Hmm....proud of u son,u lived up to your name

Once i separate from a person i've had a romantic relationship with, keeping in touch with them is an abomination.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
You need deliverance; please come to my shrine with the following items.
1 Alligator on menopause.
.
2 Two Transgender chickens
.
1 Fast tortoise.
.
1 tuber of yam shaped like a vagina.

Seriously this consultation is off the hook