I would have hitched a ride even without knowing who owned or was driving the vehicle......I didn't care.ive been walking under this hot sun over half an hour tf!...so whoever was driving was the least of my worries..mystery man parked right in front of me and told me the sun was too hot to be out in it(ahh,,,,bros I know can I get into the car already)
I was hot ,tired,lost and confused...before mystery man came along I was just checking how much I had in my pocket,I wanted to get out of here fast.(I need to see my mum,don't tell me anything just get my mum,which kind heat be this,,she was the one that suggested I come to Abuja)
hello
good afternoon ......................

Mucheeew

I never tot u making a series of irrelevant thread today
I think u ate too much yam and okra soup...Lol

I am still trying hard to figure out why u are telling us a story that is meant for only the gods.....

tales by sunlight!!
bt seriously bruh,you don start to dey craze abi wetin?

IamLEGEND1:
tales by sunlight!!

bt seriously bruh,you don start to dey craze abi wetin?

He no go know... & na so craze dey start oo

This is what happens when people abuse drugs. They begin to imagine and type nonsense.

Na so madness take de start o..

good afternoon sir,
what are you doing walking under this hot sun..
(ah me ma I don't know o)
where are you going to?
(I I I I ,,,,good question)
come in lemme drop you off
(ah,imagine the embarrassment of me telling this man that am lost)

Omo see a.c was the first thing I thought,,this one na definitely 80. horse power......jide(my uncle) tha niqqa still dey learn work.)

wow,,,so where are you goin?(again?,,I thought)
um straight
straight where?
I wanted to see someone not to far from here,I lied

KashyBaby:
I never tot u making a series of irrelevant thread today
I think u ate too much yam and okra soup...Lol

yam and okra,,,,,I'd love to try tha....Lolz

Kayoski:
I am still trying hard to figure out why u are telling us a story that is meant for only the gods.....

a story meant for the gods........ feels good to be abobaku...Lolz.

hertz9te:

yam and okra,,,,,I'd love to try tha....Lolz

Lol...i dunno abt N9ja food but I think tats cool combo...tat made u loose a lil bit today...

five minutes into this unplanned journey and I was feeling like soup forgotten in the freezer.....
ow ow.....how long do I keep pretending am enjoying this,,I felt my body going numb(my blood is probably drying up)
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thank God for HTC ...ii brought out my phone ran a couple of apps and was waiting for it to start over heating...no way,if this was a miracle..bad timing..my phone that is being referred to as the "heater"by friends suddenly disappointed me in my time of need.
I was cold..a picture flashed through my mind...three old women putting ice block on my picture..so dis is the end I thought..........

KashyBaby:


Lol...i dunno abt N9ja food but I think tats cool combo...tat made u loose a lil bit today...

you ain't niqerian?

hertz9te:

you ain't niqerian?

Lol...since when I become Nigerian?

KashyBaby:


Lol...since when I become Nigerian?

ahh filipinan