onila:
only funny when dissing pple who he doesnt agree with

his arrogance is sexy

Onila!

Pardon me!

I am also funny when I am making fun of and disparaging myself as a Peckham low-life illegal immigrant looking for arranged marriage.

Onila, go and marry.

Sagamite:


Huh?

Well, answer the question, will you?

Sagamite:


So you have become one of those that purposely mis-spell my moniker when referring to me because I have put the fear of Jesu Christi, Omo Mama Mary, into your liver and you don't want your comments to show in my mentions?

Fooooool!

cretinous fuckarrrd. Didn't u see the part I said I consider u sexy even with ur big boobs

firstEVA:
cretinous fuckarrrd. Didn't u see the part I said I consider u sexy even with ur big boobs

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You were unfortunate someone else mentioned me on the thread and you were caught.

EnlightenedSoul:

Well, answer the question, will you?

What question?

Your statement did not even contain a question mark.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You were unfortunate someone else mentioned me on the thread and you were caught.

Be calm.

What question?

Your statement did not evn contain a question mark.

I wondered if you use your usual catchphrases IRL?

Example (1): Restaurant

"I didn't order filet mignon, I ordered the 16oz ribeye steak, cretinous fuuktard!"

Example (2): Taxi Ride

Taxi: "We're arrived at the destination, sir."

Sagamite: "This isn't 4th St.– "

Taxi: "It is. If you'd take a look at that sign there yonder, sir."

Sagamite: "Product of a failed education system! Show me the map that says this is 4th St."

Taxi: .....

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You were unfortunate someone else mentioned me on the thread and you were caught.

.

now what?

Daft.

EnlightenedSoul:


Be calm.



I wondered if you use your usual catchphrases IRL?

Example (1): Restaurant

"I didn't order filet mignon, I ordered the 16oz ribeye steak, cretinous fuuktard!"

Example (2): Taxi Ride

Taxi: "We're arrived at the destination, sir."

Sagamite: "This isn't 4th St.– "

Taxi: "It is. If you'd take a look at that sign there yonder, sir."

Sagamite: "Product of a failed education system! Show me the map that says this is 4th St."

Taxi: .....

In real life, the sphere at which I operate at professionally and my circle of friends are intellectually well above what you see on NL (i.e. the average Nigerian-educated Nigerian).

I really don't mix with low-lives like Shymm3x and co in the UK. I rarely encounter them except when I see them in black hoods if I go and buy food and have a haircut. Even then, no need to communicate with them.

I also see some of them at weddings and parties, but I never need to engage them to hear their opinions, we just party.

So, no, I don't do that.

The only time I had to deal with some fuuktards was when I used to play football with jaybee3 and about half were like NLers. And he could see my exasperation when they were chaotic.

www.nairaland.com/782873/romance-section-toast-one-been/10#9365943

It is online I really need to bring out the rage.
www.nairaland.com/379302/honestly-nutcase-sagamite#5290122

firstEVA:
now what?

Daft.

Shut the fck up. Cretinous fuuktard!

Sagamite:


In real life, the sphere at which I operate at professionally and my circle of friends are intellectually well above what you see on NL (i.e. the average Nigerian-educated Nigerian).

I really don't mix with low-lives like and co in the UK. I rarely encounter them except I when I see them in black hoods when I go and buy food and have a haircut. Even then, no need to communicate with them.

I also see some of them at weddings and parties, but I never need to engage them to hear their opinions, we just party.

So, no, I don't do that.

The only time I had to deal with some fuuktards was when I used to play football with jaybee3 and about half were like NLers. And he could see my exasperation when they were chaotic.

www.nairaland.com/782873/romance-section-toast-one-been/10#9365943

It is online I really need to bring out the rage.
www.nairaland.com/379302/honestly-nutcase-sagamite#5290122

OK...

Lol. Your letter seems more like an ode to the practically inescapable, eerily multifaceted utility of the wonderful English syllable that is the word "fvck" than anything else. My sleepy eyes counted seven.

Sagamite:


Shut the fck up. Cretinous fuuktard!

big breast

Ajuran the Somali pervert is the funniest

firstEVA:
big breast

You have?

firstEVA:
big breast

I said shut the fck up, cretinous fuuktard.

Fulaman198:


You have?

Her fat rolls would not make that observable even if she did.

Fulaman198:


You have?

not me, mine are average size. I'm referring to Sagamite. He's got big boobs.

Sagamite:


Her fat rolls would not make that observable even if she did.

oh, u r already admiring my body? Sorry I don't do your type

#saynotomanboobs

EnlightenedSoul:


OK...

Lol. Your letter seems more like an ode to the practically inescapable, eerily multifaceted utility of the wonderful English syllable that is the word "fvck" than anything else. My sleepy eyes counted seven.

u can speak grammar for Africa

firstEVA:
oh, u r already admiring my body? Sorry I don't do your type

#saynotomanboobs

Moronic fuuktard, in your dreams.

I don't do dumb skanks.

Sagamite:


Moronic fuuktard, in your dreams.

I don't do dumb skanks.

but u like my size, swear I don't turn u on.

Whatever, I prefer muscular chest for a guy

firstEVA:
but u like my size, swear I don't turn u on.

Whatever, I prefer muscular chest for a guy

Moronic fuuktard, what did I tell you the last time about foolishly telling people about what you prefer?

https://www.nairaland.com/2718524/mtn-wants-5.2bn-fine-slashed/1#39888133

Are you this reetarded, you never learn?

Why does what ugly skanks like you prefer matter?

Sagamite:


Moronic fuuktard, what did I tell you the last time about foolishly telling people about what you prefer?

https://www.nairaland.com/2718524/mtn-wants-5.2bn-fine-slashed/1#39888133

Are you this reetarded, you never learn?

Why does what ugly skanks like you prefer matter?

captainswagg225 my luv, please come and help me deal with this big breasted mofo.

firstEVA:
captainswagg225 my luv, please come and help me deal with this big breasted mofo.

Ugly skank, what about you makes what you prefer matter? Tell me, abeg.

Sagamite:


Ugly skank, what about you makes what you prefer matter? Tell me, abeg.

my boo is coming for your head.

I prefer guys with six packs. I don't like big breasted guyz.

firstEVA:
my boo is coming for your head.

I prefer guys with six packs. I don't like big breasted guyz.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

only men with female physical make up are ugly , u know I'm damn pretty.

Plus size beauty.

See ur big breast

firstEVA:
only men with female physical make up are ugly , u know I'm damn pretty.

Plus size beauty.

See ur big breast

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You can't explain why what you prefer matters?

Typical ugly Nigerian skank, over-valuing her daft arsse-self.

Fine women boku for London, some ugly, fat, dumb ashawo N20 is thinking what she prefers is what a man like me should be worried about.

If my maiguard in Lagos even pays to fck you, I would sack him ASAP.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You can't explain why what you prefer matters?

Typical ugly Nigerian skank, over-valuing her daft arsse-self.

Fine women boku for London, some ugly, fat, dumb ashawo N20 is thinking what she prefers is what a man like me should be worried about.

If my maiguard in Lagos even pays to fck you, I would sack him ASAP.

how did u acquire ur boobs?

firstEVA:
how did u acquire ur boobs?

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Mama-Piss looking dumbarsse is saying she is "pretty".

N20 ashawo of conductors.

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Mama-Piss looking dumbarsse is saying she is "pretty".

N20 ashawo of conductors.

how does this explain your well developed mammary glands?

firstEVA:
how does this explain your well developed mammary glands?

Moronic fuuktard, tell me why anyone needs to give a shyt about what an ugly skank like you likes.

You thought you had some value when you vomited that?

Sagamite:


You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

no one is coming cos no one wants to be "suyarized" by you