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How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 4:53pm On Nov 27, 2015
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Agunnewi: 4:54pm On Nov 27, 2015
undecided
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by MrCork: 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.



...ok..bro..so u enjoy wherin yor lad ladys pant...u locky devil!! smiley

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 27, 2015
Nxtime she hangs her clothes outside, spy on her and put her undies there when she's gone..or better yet drop it to her doorstep...I bet u don't have CCTV on ur house eeeh? grin grin

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by naijaboiy: 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2015
gringringringrin
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2015
hahahahahaha , ikote go.

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Mrbigman1(m): 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2015
Ur moniker should give u more clues
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2015
ghen ghen!
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by obiorathesubtle: 5:15pm On Nov 27, 2015
Throw am through your neighbour window inside his/her house. Make the responsibility shift from you to am

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 27, 2015

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Pennah(m): 5:18pm On Nov 27, 2015
put on white cloth ( overall ) and stand on hr window at nyt den tell her not to fear u have heard her cries nf have brought hr pant back sure she go thank yu

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by OCTAVO: 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2015
Start wearing it. angry

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by TOMTOM15(m): 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2015
op don kill me with laugh oo cheesy ...

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Youngpo413: 5:22pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.
Ali baba and basket mouth dey learn...u don pass all of them,thanks for making my day.

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by eyinjuege: 5:23pm On Nov 27, 2015
Burn it! Or better still throw it in a random bin away from where you reside.
Why? You ask.
If you hang it back, she probably will still burn it cos she already thinks someone has done jazz with it anyways. And if you're caught hanging it back, you're either a sick individual who jerks off on ladies underwear, or you're a ritualist who wants to use your landlady for ritual.
Either way, you're done for.
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by firstking01(m): 5:33pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.
simple...go hang am back wer u comot am, bt be discrete mk no bady see u o...though she myt nt wanna wear it agn cosof sm superstitious believes, bt den, also knw dat u dint do it intentionally. She fit still con dey place curses too, u knw women. Bt knw dat a clear concience fears no accusation. Or just come out plain and explain everytin to her, if she's a gud person she 'll undastand. Btw, b4 i submit, e be like say u sef no be loyal guy, cos it will also depend on d kinda person she knws u to be. Maka stp here first here wetin odas go talk.
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by daridex(m): 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2015
return it just as how u thiefed it
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by jayzon: 6:19pm On Nov 27, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Throw am through your neighbour window inside his/her house. Make the responsibility shift from you to am
lol...my guy u wicked

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by babygoat: 6:34pm On Nov 27, 2015
end time pant angry
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Monalisa185(f): 6:36pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.

lol...op, keep it or throw it away...
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 6:43pm On Nov 27, 2015
Tell the pant to go back to her owner tongue
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by fejikudz(m): 7:10pm On Nov 27, 2015
grin grin
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2015
Rebuke the pant and it shall flee back to the original owner who sold the pant to your landlady..

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by TOMTOM15(m): 8:30pm On Nov 27, 2015
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by TOMTOM15(m): 8:30pm On Nov 27, 2015
lalasticlala come and carry this load to the bus stop..
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by fyneboi79(m): 8:46pm On Nov 27, 2015
Chei!! This Nairaland go wounjure person o grin
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by AlPeter: 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2015
KashyBaby:
Nxtime she hangs her clothes outside, spy on her and put her undies there when she's gone..or better yet drop it to her doorstep...I bet u don't have CCTV on ur house eeeh? grin grin

babe u sure say you never stay Face me I punch you before? Seriously you don turn naija finish
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by rotwailler(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.

Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Nov 27, 2015
Put it back on the clothes line when no one is watching.

Or throw it on the floor in one corner of your premises. Make it seem as if it was blown away by the wind.

I guess? undecided
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 27, 2015
Gbam!!! Op wat do u want again with dis words
KashyBaby:
Nxtime she hangs her clothes outside, spy on her and put her undies there when she's gone..or better yet drop it to her doorstep...I bet u don't have CCTV on ur house eeeh? grin grin
Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by babdap: 10:39pm On Nov 27, 2015
Am here to read peoples comment.

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Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by McEwen(m): 10:41pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity cry

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