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27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
So we all needed to know those awful characters women display during sex, so we went on to ask 'Facebook' what girls do that guys hate. And here’s what they said: : : 1. ‘Biting, in a bad way. When giving blow jobs, please keep your teeth away from my penis. It is not a meal.’ : : 2. ‘When you change into hideous “comfy” pyjamas as soon as the sex is over, especially if they resemble your late grandmother’s curtains .’ : : 3. ‘If, as soon as you take off your underwear, the room smells like a fish market – at that point it is my legal right to wind things up.’ : : 4. ‘Banning me from sex if you come up with the idea to spice things up by watching porn together, then you get pissed off because I get a hard-on from watching it.’ : : 5. ‘When you watch TV over our shoulder. Not cool.’ : : 6. ‘Two words: Vice grip. The objective isn’t to pull the damn thing off.’ : : 7. ‘Whatever your friends tell you or what you may read on the internet, you should ask before you try to slip a finger up a man’s a***. We may not appreciate it.’ : : 8. ‘Being slapped in the face during sex. Do not try to break my jaw. It hurts. A lot.’ : : 9. ‘When you stop making an effort with your underwear. I don’t want to see your granny pants on a daily basis.’ : : 10. ‘If you’re a squirter, please warn us first. It can be quite the surprise and spare bed clothes should be prepared.’ : : 11. ‘When you’re not respectful of flatmates when I bring you back home. Nothing’s more embarrassing than a girl screaming like she’s being murdered then having to face everyone afterwards.’ : : 12. ‘Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but sometimes you just take it too far : : 13. ‘Riling me up with the filthiest of dirty talk beforehand, only to then lay there like a corpse. Talk is cheap.’ : : 14. ‘Going way over the top with noises – I once received a noise complaint, it’s thoroughly embarrassing.’ : : 15. ‘When you do a dead starfish. Please don’t just lie there and do nothing, it’s the least sexy thing ever.’ : : 16. ‘When we want to have sex and you say you’re too tired. That makes us very sad.’ : : 17. ‘When you fall asleep halfway through. Mortifying.’ : : 18. ‘When you give us a Mouth Action and then run off to spit everything out the moment we’ve finished. Come on, be a bit more discreet.’ : : 19. ‘Sometimes after we’ve had sex we just want to go to sleep. Please don’t get annoyed when we don’t want to stay up and talk.’ : : 20. ‘When you ask 100 questions, especially after sex. Please don’t ask, “How was that for you?” Not ever.’ : : 23. ‘When you take it really personally when we can’t orgasm. Especially when you say, “Was it something I did?”‘ : : 24. ‘Bringing up your ex before/during/ after. Just no.’ : : 25. ‘When you start running/waddling out of the room immediately after to “clean up”.’ : : 26. ‘When you go into your friend’s room straight afterwards to have a good gossip about the encounter while I am still in the house. Errr…’ : : 27. ‘When you go to the loo with the door open before or after sex – or worse, just as things are about to going..so gross : : WRITTEN BY:- hannah gale |
Re: 27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by divinehand2003(m): 7:52pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Lol A counter post is on the way |
Re: 27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by listenersky: 7:54pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
That number 3 is on point.but I still don't get why d pus.sy smells like fish.pls girls help us shed more light on these.there is no woman that doesn't have d fishy smell,only that it's stronger in d dirty ones |
Re: 27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
End time women |
Re: 27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by Nobody: 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
fhunmi:lol..aunty u no get joy o |
Re: 27 Things That Women Do During Sex That Men Hate by Nobody: 8:04pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Lalasticlala oya come tell us the ones u dey hate most |
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