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Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:08pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:his IP cannot get a ban, because all networks have their own ip, so if the mod ban his ip and he is using mtn network then all nairaland users that uses mtn will get a ban and u know that is impossible, it cannot happen. |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by AfroKnight: 10:09pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Mskrisx: Since you ask... he drives a £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPOT, lives in Peckam and has lots of moiney. No offeinsse. MrCork is just too much. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:ok, you win. But don't let me catch you opening any dumb thread Cheers |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 10:29pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ssweetorgasm:Really? Are you this m0ronic? An Ip address is is a numerical label assigned to each device (e.g., computer, printer) participating in a computer network that uses the Internet Protocol for communication. When you first register on this site, your IP address is automatically labelled and it can simply get blocked. An Ip address is not a network but an internet protocol that simply states your location. Every internet source/computer has its own address. 3 Likes |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 10:31pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:I will create whatever I want to, It is called freedom of expression. If you don't like it, don't post. But if you decide to post hogwash and it gets you banned. It is your responsibility! |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:32pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:heheheh mamagee the congo refugee 4rm togo refugee camp, did u finish primary school? pls go and read well, mind u i did nt say an ip is a network. |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:33pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:i want u to get me ban, i dare u |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by ambassadorgozie(m): 10:36pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod: See as dis gal threaten u, u don dey fear now Nawao 9 Likes |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:who's scared of getting banned? It's a public forum and I can post on any thread I so wish. If you don't like my comment, then CHANGE 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ssweetorgasm:Now I see why you get called a human specimen used to test only for the causes of schizophrenia and dyslexia. You clearly think an IP address is a network hence you said "If he is using mtn network then all nairaland users that uses mtn will get a ban and u know that is impossible, it cannot happen." Those are your words. . . You're clearly stating that if he uses MTN and his IP address gets banned, every MTN user on the planet will get banned from this site. You my friend is a spunktastic blockhead! There's nothing more to tell you, just have a good day! 7 Likes |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ambassadorgozie:what's this one saying? |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:42pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:HEHEHEHD c dis hiv/aids infected lab rat writing poo, its obvious that ur housefly brain is full with dust that u cannot comprehend simple english, ure such an epileptic police dog. |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:Change for who? I aint changing for nobody Like you said this is a public forum with millions of users, you won't agree with what every single user posts or thinks. You can't agree with everyone, it is not possible. I don't agree with 85% of what most every user on here thinks but that does not mean I stalk each and every one of them trying to instigate a fight. You must show maturity. The problem is you have never received a ban on here because once you do, you won't care about what people on here do, you will only care about yourself and your existence on this site. Believe me, I speak from experience as a six-time banned member. Why do you think I am mamagee3 instead of mamagee? It is simply the number of times I was forced to create different usernames because of the number of bans I received. E-fighting and E-wars aren't just worth it! If you don't like someone, stay away from them and their threads. There are different people wit different personalities. You must respect boundaries!!! 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 10:51pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ssweetorgasm:You know in your own case, I don't even have to argue. All I need to do is just summon your tormentors-in-chief on here and they would deal with you proper. Empty Vessel! 2 Likes |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:58pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:U are nothing but a decomposed dead market pig, ur brain is filled with seminar fluid dats why u have animalistics thread, u are a product of a condom that was seen on the floor then used by two cage animals in the zoo and it resulted in giving birth to a goat like you. 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:please stop these threats, the same way you have the right to post any thread no matter how silly, is how he reserves the right to respond any way he likes to any thread, provided he breaks no Nairaland rule. So pls take a chill pill, if no one comments on your threads, will u be happy?. Mtshewww. U are not seun, so relax. 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:I don't know why getting banned should scare anyone really. Na today? |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 11:15pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
firstEVA: |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:yea baby, calm the Bleep down. |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ssweetorgasm:Coming from the same punk who thinks an IP address is a network! Next! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
mamagee3:bla bla bla bla.... I don't get the fuse about the ban. Why you sounding like ban is 'casting into hellfire'. I've been banned number of times I can't even remember. Ever served a three-month ban? I've been there and back. So don't preach the ban gospel to me cuz I'm not scared. That said, I'm not instigating any fight. I just want the number of trolls on here to reduce If you can type this long essay for me, why not type same when creating threads and try make sense? |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by ggrin(f): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ambassadorgozie:I dy watch am for HD |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
firstEVA:abeg help me ask her oooo. Na today yansh don dey back? |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by poshestmina(f): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod: [color=][/color] |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by ggrin(f): 11:30pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:choi!!!! Com back here u not done here o! Fear fear! |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:32pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ggrin:I'm a lover not a fighter You this omo esu |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by ggrin(f): 11:34pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:choi! Mamagee ja e laya! Mamagee ekun oko jack 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:39pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ggrin:emi ke? Eruobodo fa. Emi ijaya Sugbon o better kape werey lokoyawo ki aleri ona lo 1 Like |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by ggrin(f): 11:43pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:looto ni sha!.....mo cover e |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:44pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ggrin:ojasi. Wa dagba bi jack |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by mamagee3(f): 11:49pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:Three month ban? Who will give you a three month ban? The mods ain't got time for all that. You will be getting a permanent ban. And yes even if you log on here in the next five years, you still won't be granted access. Yes spamming the forum can get you a three month ban not stalking and instigating an e-war. Like I said, you cannot control what someone else is doing, you can only control yourself. Just a food for thought! Moving on to my topic, don't want to derail my own thread! |
Re: Most Humorous Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:56pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Bla bla bla You the one spamming everywhere with your silly threads. I'm only trying to correct you. But you seem so deaf to take to correction Stop quoting me pls mamagee3: |
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