ME: how far baby sister, pls introduce me to that you friend who always come to visit, really like her. Love to date her

BABY SISTER: OK Bros. I will talk to her..(goes to friends house)

FRIEND: How far? How body? Wetin u buy come?

BABY SISTER: Nothing O! I brought myself. Ehen! My elder bro likes you Ooo. He wants to know you better and maybe marriage is a possibility because he is off age

FRIEND: Please where is he working?

BABY SISTER: He is working in a small firm but he is awaiting interview results from Chevron and Total

FRIEND: really sorry babe, I'm in a serious relationship

BABY SISTER: ok no problem.. (goes home after few mins).
Calls friend after 20minutes

BABY SISTER: babe wats up nah! My elder brother jus got the Chevron job Ooo

FRIEND: Seriously!!!! Woooow! Congrats to him ooo..(after 10 seconds)..Wait oo..you mean he is now a chevron staff?

BABY SISTER: Yes Oo..Na God

FRIEND: eh ya!!! Please babe can I be ur brother girlfriend? I think I love him. He is tall, handsome, intelligent, God fearing, intelligent, smart. He is my dream man

BABY SISTER: Hian!!!! I thought you said you were in a relationship?

FRIEND: I was joking nah. Person no de joke with you again? Shuoooo

BABY SISTER: OK. Anyways I was joking too about the chevron job. Cut call, delete friend phone contacts

Smh. Girls!

My brother some naija babe can lie. In short na lie and money be their food.

This is not restricted to Ph girls alone, op just had to diss them on the side

Hmmmm...ph gals sha...we fall victim almost everydae...tho ph is a place wit high taste, including we d residents.

Suigeneris93:
This is not restricted to Ph girls alone, op just had to diss them on the side

This is peculiar to Phc brought ups. 98% of girls. Jus ask to confirm

xyoung:

This is peculiar to Phc brought ups. 98% of girls. Jus ask to confirm

I shld just ask...dude I lived and studied dere for a while, I wonder where u got ur statistics frm