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Jokers by DONFASZY(m): 3:50pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." , na so fight take start! Saturday morning I got up early without waking the wife, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up my fishing boat up to my 4x4 and proceeded to back out, into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" , na so fight take start! When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a petrol station. , na so fight take start! Two lovers plan to commit Suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes, and returns back, saying 'love is blind'. The boy in mid-air opened his parachute, saying, 'love never dies'. Be wise, love is reasoning. |
Re: Jokers by blissieng(f): 3:56pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
stale, |
Re: Jokers by DONFASZY(m): 4:12pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
@ blissieng u have never add any topic or post anytin since u join nairaland, check ur history ursef, it shows that all u special on is to condemn//criticize/abuse people's post/topic u are good example of a f**kin ursef creature Hand f**kin pyscho b*t*ch i hate people like u u are not even creative at all? i wish i can delete u |
Re: Jokers by romsky: 4:13pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
Re: Jokers by dani1luv: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
DON FASZY: lollitto |
Re: Jokers by romsky: 4:34pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
ble don jam heavy duty 2day |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 4:42pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
loool. i cnt shout . .buh dis joke aint stale it was quite funi @ least i had a SMILE ON MY FACE |
Re: Jokers by romsky: 4:55pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
ble na born critique wey no sabi literary appreciation |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 4:59pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
gbam |
Re: Jokers by romsky: 5:05pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
healing balm of gilead can soothe wat ails her though i-b-boi ow ya syd na, wetin u chop remain 4 wikend self? |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 5:07pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
ehmmn me dnt knw sef. . . i no dey chop u will neva change wiv dis i-bi-boi issue. . . so i [b]kinda [/b]accept my fate |
Re: Jokers by romsky: 5:08pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
lyf can be so cruel at times |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 5:10pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
lol i knw! very frustratin |
Re: Jokers by v3: 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
Since the joke was Oh SOOOOOOOOO boring. . . Here's somefin i thot would lyten up your sordy moods. .ble n co I wrote diz myself. . .As there's NOTHING that beats D.I.Y. Fear not my love For you've won my love and conquered my heart For you are my most prized possession For in you, my heart's found true love and hapiness So Angel With every breathe of air in me. . I promise thee Even if the mountains roar and the seas rage Even if earth shakes and quakes. . then, The ONLY force that'll be left standing in the midst of ALL these chaos Is the un-ending love i have for you. . . |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 6:09pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: definitely nt a joke buh suprisingly i loved it! nice one venom |
Re: Jokers by v3: 6:14pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
@Abby, why the "volte fasse"?? O ga o Take another "joke" A thousand times he kissed her in his dreams And from that moment he believed they were meant to be A thousand times he made love to her and he felt the universe rotate in his palms. . On bended knees he traded everything, for a wish. . to spend eternity wit her. . . Was he granted the wish. . .Wait for pt 2 |
Re: Jokers by Abbygyal(f): 6:16pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmmmn im twisted |
Re: Jokers by v3: 6:18pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
@abby. . . werin do ye? |
Re: Jokers by blissieng(f): 6:19pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
Don Relax, Joke section and everything I say na joke, I've said that plenty times. and I'm sure those big heads like Roma the Lama n co, can tell that. Having said that, I said it was stale because it has been posted before. If you look, you'd see I post alot, and get alot of backlashing, so I dish it out as I get it. DANI, please help me beg Roma n Studio to reave me arone o! |
Re: Jokers by v3: 6:24pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
@ ble ble ble sheep akuko ki na ko |
Re: Jokers by blissieng(f): 6:29pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
I talk to you? Did I ko the akuko to you? take the answer n smoke it in ya pipe! |
Re: Jokers by v3: 6:33pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
if NOT for my gentlemanly ways. . .I woulda rained on you. . . Smoke wht in wht pipe. . na ur hole dem suppose shove the pipe go. . Silly nama |
Re: Jokers by blissieng(f): 6:34pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
pls no spoil me for my mama o! ah ha, na by force? I say I no want, go sell that 'thing' somewhere else. |
Re: Jokers by sylve11: 7:07pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: omo, dis no be ruggedity sha, so put am for ur mind |
Re: Jokers by DONFASZY(m): 9:41am On Jun 09, 2009 |
oh ok, better like dis |
Re: Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 10:39am On Jun 09, 2009 |
DON FASZY: Te heehe hehehe mehn, no be small thing o @poster, i hate long stories. no offence blissieng: i think sey u no dey fear before |
Re: Jokers by Tonyet1(m): 10:55am On Jun 09, 2009 |
DOMMY FASZY DOMMA FASY DUNKO FASZY na how many times i call you, na dis topic weh you create na im make dat mee guard commit crying, u don start again abi dis time i go take u to dat rehab, lock the keyz and swallow am |
Re: Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 10:59am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Te hehe hehe, e no go easy o lol |
Re: Jokers by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Jun 09, 2009 |
e go easy wit time |
Re: Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 11:05am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Re: Jokers by blissieng(f): 11:08am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Studio, Which part of LEAVE ME ALONE didnt you understand? u no go skool ni? |
Re: Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 11:11am On Jun 09, 2009 |
*Dials Don Fazsy's Number* |
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