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My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 8:31am On Jan 04, 2016
Unlike what many people might think, most of us guys never had it good all the time.

While hustling on the ever busy streets of Lagos, I had a date with a Nairaland member.
The first date was awesome, she agreed to see me the second time.

On the third date, we stumbled on an old acquaintance who's car was parked outside. On getting out, my date simply refused to go with me. She exclaimed "who no sabi better thing?".

It was unfathomable that this Nairaland babe would dump me the instant she sees a Toyota corolla. I knew that moment I was dating an "Olosho" and it took me six months to recover from the shock.

What's your experience.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by donTbone(m): 8:33am On Jan 04, 2016
angry
Still waiting to have experience...




If she ran after TOYOTA COROLLA, you too
get a 2014 SUV, make her run after you,
pretend to slow down so that she can meet
up then zoom off with life...

#lobatan angry

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Michellla(f): 8:36am On Jan 04, 2016
cool story.
anyone can tell this is a made up story.

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by jaymejate: 8:39am On Jan 04, 2016
Hmm that's good,. How are you doing now?
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by amJoe(m): 8:42am On Jan 04, 2016
Sorry oo bros.. I've never had a bad experience with girl..
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 8:43am On Jan 04, 2016
Got None.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Luukasz(m): 8:44am On Jan 04, 2016
Thats why i dont take women serious just chop,clean mouth and vamoosh
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Eleniyan15: 8:52am On Jan 04, 2016
#LEAVETHATRASHFORLAWMA.....
CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH asap
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:53am On Jan 04, 2016

Your supposed dating story while being contextual is as fictitious as fictional stories come.

No girl who's agreed to go on a THIRD DATE with you would jump ship for a seemingly richer man; not in your presence anyway. She'll just lead you on while she consolidates on colonizing your friend's interest.

Funny how most of them are moved by cars though. They erroneously assume it's a sign of affluence...and we manipulate them with that weakness of theirs. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A GAME AFTER ALL. smiley

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 8:53am On Jan 04, 2016
Luukasz:
Thats why i dont take women serious just chop,clean mouth and vamoosh
good!hope you wouldnt mind when guys start taking your daughters for a ride.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Mhizkel(f): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2016
Now this is becoming boring. Everyone wanna create a false story about a Nairaland babe.
Hey man! Try something else.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by misspicy(f): 8:57am On Jan 04, 2016
And if this story has any atom of truth in it,I dare you to mention the girl's moniker undecided
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 8:58am On Jan 04, 2016
Luukasz:
Thats why i dont take women serious just chop,clean mouth and vamoosh

I hope someone also treats your sister and daughter the same way.

If your dad treated your mum the same way, you wouldn't actually be here today typing this piece of crap.
You need to change your mentality, not all women are the same.

You'd also want to get married one day right? If everyone thought the way you did, and if every man treated every lady the way you do, then obviously, there is a high chance your future wife would have been used and dumped lots and lots of times before you even meet her.

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 8:59am On Jan 04, 2016
Mhizkel:
Now this is becoming boring. Everyone wanna create a false story about a Nairaland babe.
Hey man! Try something else.
i thought am the only one who noticed.





Pfttttttttttttttttt
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Mhizkel(f): 9:01am On Jan 04, 2016
dollyjoy:
i thought am the only one who noticed.





Pfttttttttttttttttt
Aunty Dolly cheesy
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 04, 2016
TheSonOfMark:

Your supposed dating story while being contextual is as fictitious as fictional stories come.

No girl who's agreed to go on a THIRD DATE with you would jump ship for a seemingly richer man; not in your presence anyway. She'll just lead you on while she consolidates on colonizing your friend's interest.

Funny how most of them are moved by cars though. They erroneously assume it's a sign of affluence...and we manipulate them with that weakness of theirs. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A GAME AFTER ALL. smiley

Well said.
In addition, the said car owner isn't even a friend. He's like a little brother to me, that's even all the more embarrassing. I guess she was stringing me along all the while.

@ misspicy, I wouldn't want to embarrass her because two wrongs don't make a right.
She knows herself and her conscience will be the judge.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Monalisa185(f): 9:02am On Jan 04, 2016
hehehehe... I smell lies...but who no like better thing tongue
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by yorex2011: 9:02am On Jan 04, 2016
Believe the story at your own peril
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 04, 2016
I'll give you guys a hint, the b*tch called Karma caught up with her recently and she wrote an Ode on how much Yoruba men are cheats.
He polymonikers starts with Z.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 04, 2016
Lol
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 04, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Lol
My brother, this is not so funny.
I couldn't believe she would act that way with a Family friend who is way younger than her. cheesy
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 9:13am On Jan 04, 2016
Mhizkel:
Aunty Dolly cheesy
lollllll mama mhizzycheesycheesy
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 9:13am On Jan 04, 2016
DonChippy:
I'll give you guys a hint, the b*tch called Karma caught up with her recently and she wrote an Ode on how much Yoruba men are cheats.
He polymonikers starts with Z.
you are bigger than this.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Mhizkel(f): 9:15am On Jan 04, 2016
dollyjoy:
lollllll mama mhizzycheesycheesy
How you?
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:16am On Jan 04, 2016
DonChippy:

Well said.
In addition, the said car owner isn't even a friend. He's like a little brother to me, that's even all the more embarrassing. I guess she was stringing me along all the while.

All girls are moved by cars. It's one of their many weaknesses. Whether they act on that impulse depends on the girl and her values.


I live in a city where navigating one's way around is easy - no traffic jams, portable and accessible roads and an efficient transportation system which makes owning a car less than a necessity yet countless young men purchase cars daily; even within my clique of friends.

When you ask them why they purchase cars as against investing money in real estate, their replies are nearly always the same: "GET THE CAR, GET ALL THE GIRLS". Sadly enough, they are right.


Cruise into any university campus in a sleek ride with your friends then wait as beautiful girls throw themselves at you even without you accosting them.

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 9:16am On Jan 04, 2016
Mhizkel:
How you?
am fine.
Happy new yearwink
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by misspicy(f): 9:16am On Jan 04, 2016
DonChippy:

Well said.
In addition, the said car owner isn't even a friend. He's like a little brother to me, that's even all the more embarrassing. I guess she was stringing me along all the while.

@ misspicy, I wouldn't want to embarrass her because two wrongs don't make a right.
She knows herself and her conscience will be the judge.

I find it hard to believe but even if true,why can't you be a gentleman and just watch?
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Mhizkel(f): 9:18am On Jan 04, 2016
dollyjoy:
am fine.

Happy new yearwink
I punch you the same my dear grin
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by dollyjoy(f): 9:19am On Jan 04, 2016
Mhizkel:
I punch you the same my dear grin
hehehehehehehehe.
All the bestwink
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Mhizkel(f): 9:21am On Jan 04, 2016
dollyjoy:
hehehehehehehehe.

All the bestwink
Same here smiley

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Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 04, 2016
misspicy:

I find it hard to believe but even if true,why can't you be a gentleman and just watch?
That's exactly what I did.
He even offered me a ride but I was going the other way.
I wasn't really embarrassed by the act in itself but her motive.
My guy eventually told me she exchanged contacts with his friend who was also in their company.
Re: My Embarrassing Dating Experience. by sundoj08(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2016
Well my own experience was that i once took a broke nigg.er bit.ch lipsrsealed

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