She could have worked there before now. . .

or cleaners are not allowed to marry again?

Wonderful

That one na from frying pan to fire

Igwe.:

A guy came back to the village for an xmas celebration and was persuaded  to marry a lady found for him by his  parents,
Peradventure he agreed and  did all the marriage rites down to the wedding.
He now arranged for an accommodation in one of the five star hotels in town for their honeymoon, on getting there, the wife now asked him which hotel room he's got the key, he answered her, room 102 honey,

The woman with a great displeased expression in the face asked him why, they 'd have given you that of room 205,
the pillows in room 102 are bad and the bed makes a hell of noise ,neither the a/c working.

My guy fainted!

Thank God for happy endings, because as soon as Igwe fainted, the lady who was walking in the opposite direction with her man, became his life-saver and gave him mouth to mouth rescuscitation

She realised from the decorations adorning the Igwe and his full regalia, that the man was a rich titled man so she decided to call short her meeting with the other guy she was with, who only just a Chief with 10 titles, and the rest as they say is history.

Now the Igwe and the lady who saved his life (Busy_body) now live together happily ever after, though word on the street is that the lady can't wait for her old pot bellied clinker to kick the bucket, so she can inherit all his wealth and title, because her heart has mysteriously started yearning for the Chief with 10 titles since she heard he was made the Grand Commander of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

unfortunaely for the present igwe wife,
igw had seen her scheme long before now and asked his yoruba friend to help him lace her with the dreaded magun.
now asshe awaits igwe to kick the bucket she has started noticing signs of irregular menses,
pain whenever she has tots of another man.

finally igwe kicks the bucket and his final burial rites are performed.

madam hurriedly goes insearch of chief who presently has 3 wives.
two igbo babes and one hausa fulani.

they re-ignite old times and finally decided to meet on a fridy at showdown hotel .

d-day and chief is already at the venue, high on small odeku,
madam walks in briskly, takes a seat and orders some pepper soup and big stourt.

today nah today she says .
they finished thier meals and headed straight into hthier rooms.
one thing do two thing and gbosa,
oga no fit come out from her busy-body again.
he tries as hard as he could, bu the rest u know my people is history.
oga dies untop, mmadam has a limp biscuit inside.

hilarious,

@biola,
somtimes superstory script starts from nairaland.

but we fit call am nairalandtales.

Life howere late will bring what it has for you.

izeek:

unfortunaely for the present igwe wife,
igw had seen her scheme long before now and asked his yoruba friend to help him lace her with the dreaded magun.
now asshe awaits igwe to kick the bucket she has started noticing signs of irregular menses,
pain whenever she has tots of another man.

finally igwe kicks the bucket and his final burial rites are performed.

madam hurriedly goes insearch of chief who presently has 3 wives.
two igbo babes and one hausa fulani.

they re-ignite old times and finally decided to meet on a fridy at showdown hotel .

d-day and chief is already at the venue, high on small odeku,
madam walks in briskly, takes a seat and orders some pepper soup and big stourt.

today nah today she says .
they finished thier meals and headed straight into hthier rooms.
one thing do two thing and gbosa,
oga no fit come out from her busy-body again.
he tries as hard as he could, bu the rest u know my people is history.
oga dies untop, mmadam has a limp biscuit inside.

Well as you can see that since it was not Madam Busy_body wey quench, and thank God for technology, she managed to dial 911 i.e. Baba Dibia, and a medical Doctor, who rushes to the scene cos she is their numero uno client, and after some few incantations, the Baba managed to free Busy_body from the Chief, where she proceeded to remove his car keys, his wad of cash and some other property deeds, which the Chief had conned out of his business partner.


She then goes to shower to have a scrub down to get rid of the memory of the Chief whom she kinda believed she truly loved, only that her heart was so cold she would not know love, if it smacked her in the face.


Whilst this was happening, the Medical Doctor was harvesting the sperms from the Chief, storing it for later when Busy_body would have need of it, he then proceeded to prop him up to make it look like the Chief was having a nap. . .


She grooms herself, slips into her getaway outfit and saunters out of the hotel, swaying her hips with Baba Dibia and the Doctor in tow looking like the cat that got the cream, and flashing her megawatts smile at the guy behind the reception desk, slips out of the hotel, her mind already working overtime for who her next victim was gonna be

She returns home, settles Baba Dibia and the Doctor and sets them on their way, scrolls throught her phone, calls one of her trusted ogbologbos who within the twinkling of an eye made sure the Chief's car made it to Cotonue within an hour and lodges the proceeds in Madam's account and also made sure the Ikoyi waterfront properties whose deeds were now in her possession was also listed for sale with one of the prestigious Estate agents who would turn a blind eye for a small handsome fee.

Knowing that she would be N350 million Naira richer at the end of the month from the proceeds of her travails with the GCFR Chief with the 10 titles, she grudgingly made her way to the airport to fly out of the Country to recuperate and let her hair down for the near miss which just transpired, making a note to herself to she reminded the next victimclient to come ready with a open changeable travel ticket to Dubai, which will give her easier access to leave the Country quickly next time rather than her having to wait in line like everyone else

You guys are in here planning on how to do away with some imaginary wealth while we were busy out there trying to resuscitate a fainted  groom,
Bad new for you lot as my guy is back to life, sound and kicking. 
Now, watch out for part 2

My guy can't just stop crying that he's got married to the lady of the night.