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Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2016
Laveda:
3? undecided babe..should I pray for ya? undecided
Lectures On! Not so serious.... Over there?
LoL!grin

serious prayers!smiley
Uh,,,You're lucky! nothing's up yet over here... Freshers are still Roaming the streets....
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by ashewoboy(m): 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2016
Laveda, answer the question.
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Laveda(f): 2:29pm On Jan 20, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


serious prayers!smiley

Uh,,,You're lucky! nothing's up yet over here...
Freshers are still Roaming the streets....

That's a task I'll carry out tonight before I sleep smiley

Roaming grin..over here same..but we just have to resume ours....

You good?
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Laveda(f): 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2016
ashewoboy:
La
veda, answer the question.
I've been ignoring you..don't you ever get tired?
Please stop!!
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by ashewoboy(m): 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2016
Laveda:

I've been ignoring you..don't you ever get tired?
Please stop!!


You know I like you. I wanna fvck you. I'm not a slacker like dat dude. I'm not a talkative like dat dude. No time to waste time. Gv me your control digits.
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Justiyke4u: 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2016
chigoizie7:
What is sex?
sex is a name of a place or thing
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
cheesy cheesy this one you're opening your mouth.. Do you want me to put banana inside??
I cover my mouth with the blood of God sad angry




ermmmm.....



Which banana are you talking about self ? sad grin grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2016
Diddyydiva:
I cover my mouth with the blood of God sad angry




ermmmm.....



Which banana are you talking about self ? sad grin grin
wink wink wink if I tell you the kind of banana.. Will you still open your mouth for me to put it??
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Kaylexzy(m): 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
grin was working as a mortuary attendant and bae came to visit at work..



A very comfortable empty coffin was very close.... grin I don't have to tell you the rest of the story....

U sure d coffin was empty or d dead body dey peep look una? shocked

Well May d Spirits be with u... grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
wink wink wink if I tell you the kind of banana.. Will you still open your mouth for me to put it??
ERM...........

I don't like bananas


too sweet for me undecided

ERM ...... my grandma that gave birth to my great grand ma to me that what's too sweet kills faster

my doctor told me It increases my sugar level and its boost my energy level unnecessarily

My mother told me taking it without caution can be disastrous

my pastor told me there is a time you take it, in the morning so you will feel refresh and in the night so you will feel relaxed


okay I'm ranting


bottom line :

Don't fvcking tell me angry
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2016
Diddyydiva:
ERM...........

I don't like bananas


too sweet for me undecided

ERM ...... my grandma that gave birth to my great grand ma to me that what's too sweet kills faster

my doctor told me It increases my sugar level and its boost my energy level unnecessarily

My mother told me taking it without caution can be disastrous

my pastor told me there is a time you take it, in the morning so you will feel refresh and in the night so you will feel relaxed


okay I'm ranting


bottom line :

Don't fvcking tell me angry
undecided don't you need to see a specialist? It looks grave.
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
Kaylexzy:


U sure d coffin was empty or d dead body dey peep look una? shocked

Well May d Spirits be with u... grin
grin the dead body no dy fear??


tongue I no wants spirits ooo.. Before I no go fit sleep for night..

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Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nikkyparadise(m): 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2016
Diddyydiva:
ERM...........

I don't like bananas


too sweet for me undecided

ERM ...... my grandma that gave birth to my great grand ma to me that what's too sweet kills faster

my doctor told me It increases my sugar level and its boost my energy level unnecessarily

My mother told me taking it without caution can be disastrous

my pastor told me there is a time you take it, in the morning so you will feel refresh and in the night so you will feel relaxed


okay I'm ranting


bottom line :

Don't fvcking tell me angry



chaii Eyaa

ur maddness start early ooooo

*In MI/Lynxx voice* U don d mad
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
undecided don't you need to see a specialist? It looks grave.
what's grave .



you need to see a specialist tho grin cheesy



you had sex in a coffin grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2016
Nikkyparadise:



chaii Eyaa
ur maddness start early ooooo
*In MI/Lynxx voice* U don d mad
who is this one ?


were you mentionedundecided
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Laveda(f): 3:32pm On Jan 20, 2016
ashewoboy:



You know I like you. I wanna fvck you. I'm not a slacker like dat dude. I'm not a talkative like dat dude. No time to waste time. Gv me your control digits.
undecided
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 20, 2016
Diddyydiva:
what's grave .


you need to see a specialist tho grin cheesy


you had sex in a coffin grin
hehe.. I no know.. I just type grave..

tongue when the desirable isn't available, the available becomes the desirable..tongue
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by AbuadStudent(m): 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
Sex in toilet..first time.

















you can rant, its allowed grin grin grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by ashewoboy(m): 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
Laveda:
undecided


I'm damn serious. Follow me back if you can't drop your number here.
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Walesadeyemi(m): 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2016
At the foot of the bed....konji no allow us reach ontop bed
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Smellymouth: 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2016
In d bush..

Congeal na basterd
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by chyckxx(m): 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2016
mine is the weirdest.






I had it in my




imaginations.
I'm yet to taste dodo
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Laveda(f): 4:48pm On Jan 20, 2016
ashewoboy:



I'm damn serious. Follow me back if you can't drop your number here.
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Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
hehe.. I no know.. I just type grave..


tongue when the desirable isn't available, the available becomes the desirable..tongue
hehehehe grin




nawa for you o grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by girl4rmspace(f): 4:57pm On Jan 20, 2016
Estharfabian:
In My dreams...grin

With Michael Jackson!cool

lol so you love mj that much? I do too
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2016
....in the rain.





When I was 6!
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Smellymouth: 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2016
MhizTessy:
....in the rain.






When I was 6!
shocked shocked
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Smellymouth: 5:02pm On Jan 20, 2016
girl4rmspace:


lol so you love mj that much? I do too

Me too grin grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2016
Smellymouth:
shocked shocked
Shhhhhhhh!
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Smellymouth: 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2016
MhizTessy:

Shhhhhhhh!
I never talked grin
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
Smellymouth:
I never talked grin
This ur moniker....... Hmmm
Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by Smellymouth: 5:06pm On Jan 20, 2016
MhizTessy:

This ur moniker....... Hmmm
What happened to it? Pls don't call me smellymouth grin

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