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Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 20, 2016
This is the gospel truth, gospel according to lifeisabitch.

For all you ignoramuses out there who says a girls vj is loose/wide due to too much sex, receive sense. Some vjs are smaller than others. Some can expand and relax immediately, others expand and remain expanded. Gat nuffin to do wiv sex. If u got such a bae (wide posie) let her do kegel exercise.

U r welcome guyz.

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Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by kingofpool: 5:33pm On Jan 20, 2016
God plz dnt really get angry on what some scumz do with ur name claiming salvation
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Emac34: 5:36pm On Jan 20, 2016
Hope urs ain't that wide or should i say slackcos ur write up stated it allgrin
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by cruzita(f): 5:46pm On Jan 20, 2016
I CONCUR
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by montezz(f): 5:51pm On Jan 20, 2016
cruzita:
I CONCUR

Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jan 20, 2016
cruzita:
I CONCUR
undecided you have a vagina?
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
undecided you have a vagina?
can't you see she's a female with swag, u blind?
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:
can't you see she's a female with swag, u blind?
k
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:
undecided
you know say you dy fast abi?
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
you know say you dy fast abi?
thats why I am restraining myself.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by kirchofff(m): 6:07pm On Jan 20, 2016
STFU!!!!! Can't u post something meaningful 4 once??






I now believe its true that ur dad is a fool..............STFUareyouGod over to u, help me finish dis b!tch
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 20, 2016
RUbbish
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Obudupikin: 6:10pm On Jan 20, 2016
I'm still trying to figure how this piece of info will help my bank account.
Maybe the poster below me will find it useful.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:
thats why I am restraining myself.
remember when you said you'll stay away from Nairaland?


First, they're principles to fasting.. You don't tell anyone you're fasting.. Check the bible..


You meditate, keep yourself holy, don't converse too much.... Reflect on what you want to pray for later..


You're not fasting.. You're just starving yourself.. If you don't know.. If you read the bible, you'll see you're getting it all wrong..
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 20, 2016
kirchofff:
STFU!!!!! Can't u post something meaningful 4 once??






I now believe its true that ur dad is a fool..............STFUareyouGod over to u, help me finish dis b!tch
I said it, the sh!tfaced b!tch is an attention seeking a55hole
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 20, 2016
Hehehehehe grin grin
op's vj is as wide as pacific ocean grin

nice way of consoling yourselfundecided

What about when the vj gets deeper ?
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by flokii: 6:13pm On Jan 20, 2016
So true!

Funny enof most people don't know this

M size 7 is a no no.for F size 5 and vice versa... Enof said
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by pTomz(m): 6:14pm On Jan 20, 2016
It Seems u hv a well of continents fr postin dis, u shudnt b shy to say it tho..

Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by cruzita(f): 6:17pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
undecided you have a vagina?
nope a dick
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by cruzita(f): 6:20pm On Jan 20, 2016
montezz:
huh!!!
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 20, 2016
cruzita:
nope a dick
Good for you! smiley


Keep fucking those girls! smiley
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by cruzita(f): 6:28pm On Jan 20, 2016
Obioraaa:
Good for you! smiley

Keep fucking those girls! smiley
I will !!!real hard

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Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jan 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I said it, the sh!tfaced b!tch is an attention seeking a55hole
I give up on you.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:
I give up on you.
what you wanna tell?
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jan 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
what you wanna tell?

I wanted to tell u i'm just having fun, no hard feelings, dazolllll
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:


I wanted to tell u i'm just having fun, no hard feelings, dazolllll
Then quit using me to have fun

You always making me type things I don't wanna type.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jan 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Then quit using me to have fun

You always making me type things I don't wanna type.
the only problem I have with you is your foolishness, it beclouds your sense of reasoning, ur foolishness is uncommon.

Now Bleep off to hell you nuisance.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jan 20, 2016
lifeisabitch:
[s]the only problem I have with you is your foolishness, it beclouds your sense of reasoning, ur foolishness is uncommon.

Now Bleep off to hell you nuisance.[/s]

Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 20, 2016
This is sound logic,but I was to busy listin' to other people I never thought to consider this Op.This was helpful.
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
cry
too foolish, just too foolish cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Just Like Dicks Got Sizes, So Does Kitty-cats by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
Some babes tho, you have to strap plywood to your back when gbenshing them to avoid falling in grin

Anyway jokes apart, this is true.
We all really should stop shaming each other.

Especially for men, a man is born with one size and he never picks or chooses what that size will be.
Women though, have size options based on activity and course of life.

So when you marry that guy and you are too wide, ladies, please kergel that sh!t up.

Good Talk.

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