West2North:
Hi everyone, I've reading through the pages and it has really been fun. I'm motivated to engage even though there are a lot of things I need to work on.

But then there are two reference forms in the application form printed. Is it just one officer that will sign both forms or do I need to give one each to two different officers?

Thank you

If truly you've read through the pages as you claim, you wouldn't be asking this question that has been answered here severally.

So as e be now, you be Terma 1 for this Nairaland Military thread. You just bought a job. Oya, go and start reading from page 600 quickly.

Who has an idea what the exam questions look li or anyone with the past questions should help, please.

I really need this exam stuff, abeg?

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Bakar1:
500 is no joke but you would see yourself achieving it, was meant to say 1k but would be too much for now but that's the standard and even more, you build your biceps and all, it would help you at obstacles and during tactical phases when the time comes, some don't gym it's just physical fitness that gave them that shape at academy, yes you would run, 46 did jaji to kaduna and many more, endurance gather it so much because it would be your food and zero your mind, you would train and train until you train no more, you would meet malice in form of men so just train and pray hard but now's not the time for all these just get in first.

And again don't take this as a job, it's not a job. If you think you coming into the military for job please zero it gone are those days I hear ba.

Hope it's clear...

dssc course25 was 150 per day of which u are to do 50 at a time. 500 push-ups?? Maybe the ssc guys can do it.

Putin007:
Pinning of head, hunching, spider bomb, etc, I no dey fear dem, but u see flogging me with KOBOKO, ROD, PLANK,

I detest dis,

D US Seals, during there trainings, a bell is kept for all to see, once u think/ feel u can't take it/make it, u jele jele stand up and ring d bell and quit,

But flogging me, for quitting, is brutal, Africa needs a paradigm shift from dis method.

Lol bro me self don't like beating o
I don't mind to hunch 3.2km, pin for hours just don't beat me

Putin007:
Pinning of head, hunching, spider bomb, etc, I no dey fear dem, but u see flogging me with KOBOKO, ROD, PLANK,

I detest dis,

D US Seals, during there trainings, a bell is kept for all to see, once u think/ feel u can't take it/make it, u jele jele stand up and ring d bell and quit,

But flogging me, for quitting, is brutal, Africa needs a paradigm shift from dis method.

they said sarham has abolished physical contact that means nobody will beat you... at least in the open! Maybe only at night Sha lmao.. but openly, nobody will touch you
Plus night jobs are really easy to manover

Smh

sikowitz17:
they said sarham has abolished physical contact that means nobody will beat you... at least in the open! Maybe only at night Sha lmao.. but openly, nobody will touch you
Plus night jobs are really easy to manover

Thank God..

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Plus once you report for cadet training, nothing like I’m quitting... clown must pass out except if clown get issue.. Be it medical or physical..

Boldone555:
Guys during the medical, do you get examined naked by female doctors? What if you have an erection?

People dey oo

Why will u have an erection u are the one naked na not the female doctor

Putin007:
wat of water boarding, did he abolish dat also

lol that one is tradition... it’s not going anywhere.. water will tear your naked back! Blood will come out and they won’t stop watering that exact spot so that it can tear more

Boldone555:
Guys during the medical, do you get examined naked by female doctors? What if you have an erection?

45 I was examined by a female doctor..the cold was so much that my penis had shrunk! Trust me even if there is no cold, you won’t have mind to allow it get erect..

Putin007:
Pinning of head, hunching, spider bomb, etc, I no dey fear dem, but u see flogging me with KOBOKO, ROD, PLANK,

I detest dis,

D US Seals, during there trainings, a bell is kept for all to see, once u think/ feel u can't take it/make it, u jele jele stand up and ring d bell and quit,

But flogging me, for quitting, is brutal, Africa needs a paradigm shift from dis method.

That flogging thing is very very disrespectful, I just hope we won't have a problem Sha. Am currently learning to cool my temper

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Emmyxclusive:
dssc course25 was 150 per day of which u are to do 50 at a time. 500 push-ups?? Maybe the ssc guys can do it.

omo I asked some
Female SSC cadets from my state, even them, they did more than 400 daily talkmore of the guys

Elsueno:


That flogging thing is very very disrespectful, I just hope we won't have a problem Sha. Am currently learning to cool my temper

lol they will flog you and nothing.. I repeat absolutely nothing will happen.. the most you’ll do is open eyes and once you show emotions, you’ve bought it.. as you get temper Naso prep wingers sabi get am too

Putin007:
See did one, do u know wat u want to join. ?,

Erection ?

To do wat ?

e think say na police wet the doctor for use am make joke.. 46 that my examiner noticed I wasn’t standing straight while I was naked, he brought me out of our personal enclosed space and asked me to start walking around naked so that the other doctors could see me.. believe say babes Dey inside Dey look my penis.. wetin I go do, me sef begin waka about with penis everywhere
If he misbehave, naso dem go bring am out too but in his case, dem go embarrass am terribly..

Oboy...Sikowitz them don strip u of ur humanity/manhood fah
U just dey patrol with anaconda���

Judah95:


If truly you've read through the pages as you claim, you wouldn't be asking this question that has been answered here severally.

So as e be now, you be Terma 1 for this Nairaland Military thread. You just bought a job. Oya, go and start reading from page 600 quickly.

I've been reading it backwards though. I know I'll still get there but it might not be timely. Pls help with the info thanks

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sikowitz17:
e think say na police wet the doctor for use am make joke.. 46 that my examiner noticed I wasn’t standing straight while I was naked, he brought me out of our personal enclosed space and asked me to start walking around naked so that the other doctors could see me.. believe say babes Dey inside Dey look my penis.. wetin I go do, me sef begin waka about with penis everywhere
If he misbehave, naso dem go bring am out too but in his case, dem go embarrass am terribly..

The kind harmattan wey go dey that time for kaduna is something else him "Machine gun" go Shrink sote them go dey find am them no go see

CAPTAINSP:
Oboy...Sikowitz them don strip u of ur humanity/manhood fah
U just dey patrol with anaconda���

lol how you think say I take get babe for course 46 wey Dey pass out on Saturday? She Dey inside the room nah.. me I just Dey parade my gbola and my village girls Dey laugh..

Army no get Joy I swear...
Babes dey there fah
Shey the babes too naked for una presence too?
When u see different colours n sizes of anaconda na from there u suppose know say army work no be WASA

CAPTAINSP:
Army no get Joy I swear...
Babes dey there fah
Shey the babes too naked for una presence too?
When u see different colours n sizes of anaconda na from there u suppose know say army work no be WASA

lol atall.. dem get special examination enclosed spaces.. but na the same room dem Dey check all of us.. the room big small

sikowitz17:
e think say na police wet the doctor for use am make joke.. 46 that my examiner noticed I wasn’t standing straight while I was naked, he brought me out of our personal enclosed space and asked me to start walking around naked so that the other doctors could see me.. believe say babes Dey inside Dey look my penis.. wetin I go do, me sef begin waka about with penis everywhere
If he misbehave, naso dem go bring am out too but in his case, dem go embarrass am terribly..

Mhen, you try sha, shame fit let me Bleep up for there o. I still dey imagine how I go open nyash for medicals if I make screening list
When dem talk say "army job na mad man job" I don dey believe small small

That part no go easy ooo���

Mugiwaraluffy:


Mhen, you try sha, shame fit let me Bleep up for there o. I still dey imagine how I go open nyash for medicals if I make screening list
When dem talk say "army job na mad man job" I don dey believe small small

lol come NDA for screening.. you’ll see me, oscarfresh and some gallant ex cadets leading morale in the morning and evenings when going to and coming from the exercises.. we have a special morale that talks about how useless the job is.. and how it’s for only mad men..
we just hope we make the list again

Sikowitz abeg no vex ooo
U don make the list like twice now
A beg who dey push this button for u abi na luck?

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