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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 3:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
See denial cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 3:51pm On Jul 15, 2009
4 plain day lyt
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
Amusement park, hmm, hold unto ur pockets and wallets, pickpockets plenty for nairaland now oo, ask Ben lipsrsealed
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:14am On Jul 16, 2009
Cbasebaba is not left out cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:04pm On Jul 16, 2009
that has been his job for years. . .
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2009
I thought this suppose to be an Amusement Park. . .

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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:22am On Jul 22, 2009
you for no open am make I swear for you cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:30am On Jul 22, 2009
Ben how far my guy? cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 10:42am On Jul 22, 2009
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[center]Now let's make this place an AMUSEMENT PARK
cheesy[/center]
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:18am On Jul 22, 2009
With ur Bone face cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Jul 22, 2009
lol
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by chasy16(f): 3:48pm On Jul 22, 2009
lol, sylve u'v started again grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jul 22, 2009
GOOD QUESTION.
 Bob couldn't believe it he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show. "congratulations,Bob," said the emcee. Answer correctly and go home with five million dollars!
"this is a two part question on American history", Which part would you like first?"
Bob figured he'd play it safe." I think I'll try the second part of the question first,"
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience waited in anticipation.
"okay Bob, here's the question: And in what year did it happen?
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 6:45pm On Jul 22, 2009
1946,very simple
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 7:51pm On Jul 22, 2009
Historian
@dani
ur craze no be small, shey you know?
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by spenchuks(m): 8:20pm On Jul 22, 2009
wetin dey shele guys grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by spenchuks(m): 8:21pm On Jul 22, 2009
Spencer is here again! tongue
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 8:29pm On Jul 22, 2009
Spencer!!!, my God, what are you doing here, how is ur body odor?, e don go? grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by spenchuks(m): 8:33pm On Jul 22, 2009
mumu! ur mouth dey smell for here cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 8:40pm On Jul 22, 2009
No be me talk am grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:18am On Jul 23, 2009
cover the teeth na haba!
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:56am On Jul 23, 2009
the lips too tiny to cover him lips na cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 10:37am On Jul 23, 2009
abeg tear some from your own wey ova big give me may i join my own na,

after all the book says to them dat get am big, may them take small from their bigness give the one wey get small, so e too go follow dey enjoy, and d world would be a better place grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2009
Jeovy:

1946,very simple

No thats the wrong answer. Better luck next time wink
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 1:01pm On Jul 23, 2009
ans: i'll walk away
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jul 23, 2009
romade:

ans: i'll walk away

YOU WILL WIN BIG IN WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2009
as if i no know b4 tongue
wia my reward
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2009
Imagine
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 5:34pm On Jul 23, 2009
cbase cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2009
joke

one cool day like that, Dani buys a particular jigsaw puzzle box and goes home to solve it.
he tries to solve the puzzle for as long as he can. he does so in 2 weeks and is very happy with himself. just then, his friend sam milla comes to visit him and he shows him the finished puzzle.

Dani: ol boy, sammi, this puzzle no easy oh.

Sam: ennh? how long did it take you to solve it?

Dani: as long as two weeks oh.

Sam: that's way too long a time to solve a puzzle

Dani: you nor understand. i be a genius oh. look the box na,you no see where dem write ''from two to four years"? grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by ftmonei: 7:13pm On Jul 23, 2009
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 9:10am On Jul 24, 2009
so them don open this thread again, God punish them grin

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