After the much concluded valentine...Reports come full ground ghan...
For laffs
VALENTINE REPORT OF
2016.
1. Engagement -- 12%
2. Heartbreak -- 85%
3. Wife caught cheating -- 70%
4. Husband caught cheating
--79% 5. Condom sales -- $25million
6. Fast food sales --$107million
7. Visit to motherless home
--10%
8. Night club sales -- $
525million
9. Girls in hospital over love
--482,521
10. Boys in Hospital over love
-- 121,206
11. Girls arrested for fighting
over boys -- 33,246 12. Husband beating
wives in
public --1,502
13. Divorce -- 576
14. Pregnancy -- 39,658 due by November
15. Number of switched off
phones -- 89,052 STAY TUNED...
Hehehehe.....it was a hit

OP no be small matter oo!

The troubles that came with Val far surpassed the 'joy and enjoyment' it supposedly brought.

Tears, agony, weeping, wailing (according to APC e-members)