Most of this is child abuse.

When you are preparing for church and you say, "I don't even know what to wear"

your mum replies,

"go to my box and take one wrapper and blouse"

When you're only 11yrs....but cos u did what she dont like she'll says your mates are married and with kids

Ebayray:
You'll be in the room sleeping, she'll yell ur name and tell you to bring her phone dat is on the table(the funny thing is dat she'll be close to the phone oooo)...

Dat thing can pain me wen I was small ehn!!!!

sis i have just been following you bumperly to ask u this question on the right thread buh i neva seee, the question concerning Uniben, do u mind

petkoffDrake:
When you're only 11yrs....but cos u did what she dont like she'll says your mates are married and with kids

Hahahahaha. That is my mother o.

Iykestix:






sis i have just been following you bumperly to ask u this question on the right thread buh i neva seee, the question concerning Uniben, do u mind

Lolz, sure, ask!!

JoeCutie, u're sighted

Amusaopeyemi:

Hahahahaha. That is my mother o.

Serious!?











Maybe they are waiting to see both of us together??

Ebayray:



Lolz, sure, ask!!

i see you are a Uniben student, law to be precise, sis wats d secret na wat was the jamb score cos law was hot last year.

Iykestix:



i see you are a Uniben student, law to be precise, sis wats d secret na wat was the jamb score cos law was hot last year.

Lolz.

Law is always a hot cake in uniben.. Just aim scoring 250-above. Cos cbt has made Jamb so easy and people are scoring high scores anyhow... The greater the number of people who scored 250-above, the higher the cut - off mark used in admitting peepz into Law. Like last year, the cut off mark for Law last year and two years ago were 74 and 67 respectively..


So do ur best and leave the rest to God + pray hard too.

Cheers!!!! .
Notify me anytime u've got FAQ.

*When she throws her slippers at you and she never misses it

That's Nigerian moms for you

Amusaopeyemi:

Hahahahaha. That is my mother o.

Reminds me why I went to learn how to drive at the age of 26. My dad once told me to go deliver something at a friend's place and I told him I couldn't drive , he was like , "awon egbe ti n gun plane , o ti le gun motor , I'm sorry for you" ( your mates are flying airplanes you can not drive a car , I'm sorry for you ) , the next week I enrolled in a driving school.

Ebayray:
JoeCutie, u're sighted

Ebere! How you doing, dear?

JoeCutie:
Ebere! How you doing, dear?

Am fine Sir, and you?!

Ebayray:


Am fine Sir, and you?!

I'm good, ma'am. How's your exams coming along?

JoeCutie:
I'm good, ma'am. How's your exams coming along?

It's been going well. Am happy that they postponed one of our paper till next week (nt fully prepared for it before).

Howve you been?!

Ebayray:



It's been going well. Am happy that they postponed one of our paper till next week (nt fully prepared for it before).

Howve you been?!

In our own time, I hated it when exams were postponed, even if I wasn't prepared. The more it's postponed, the more disorganized and indisposed I get. If e come, e come jare. Make person do comot for that shitty environment.

I've been good, hope exams haven't taken much of its toll on you?

JoeCutie:
In our own time, I hated it when exams were postponed, even if I wasn't prepared. The more it's postponed, the more disorganized and indisposed I get. If e come, e come jare. Make person do comot for that shitty environment.

I've been good, hope exams haven't taken much of its toll on you?

Lol @ shitty environment.

Yeah, I don't like when exams are postponed too bt this one I'm particularly happy bout it.

Exams can never take a toll on me... It's just an exam, and not the end of the world.

Ebayray:


Lolz.

Law is always a hot cake in uniben.. Just aim scoring 250-above. Cos cbt has made Jamb so easy and people are scoring high scores anyhow... The greater the number of people who scored 250-above, the higher the cut - off mark used in admitting peepz into Law. Like last year, the cut off mark for Law last year and two years ago were 74 and 67 respectively..


So do ur best and leave the rest to God + pray hard too.

Cheers!!!! .
Notify me anytime u've got FAQ.

Thanks dear but am not aspiring for law buh i have peepz, buh my question is can someone still be admitted if he or she scores lower (if he scores high in the posume) like if he/she gets 205 in jamb den about 75 in posume or does d 205 disqualifies automatically d person from getting into law?

i wrote last year though (mass comm) 235 buh wasn't admitted *thanks alot*

Ebayray:



Lol @ shitty environment.

Yeah, I don't like when exams are postponed too bt this one I'm particularly happy bout it.

Exams can never take a toll on me... It's just an exam, and not the end of the world.

Lol. Just be good sha. When will you be done with exams?

I even want to come to school this week for some personal projects I'm working on.

neoapocalypse:



Reminds me why I went to learn how to drive at the age of 26. My dad once told me to go deliver something at a friend's place and I told him I couldn't drive , he was like , "awon egbe ti n gun plane , o ti le gun motor , I'm sorry for you" ( your mates are flying airplanes you can not drive a car , I'm sorry for you ) , the next week I enrolled in a driving school.

Nigerian parents are just the best. You think about all those things now and you can't help but laugh.

JoeCutie:
Lol. Just be good sha. When will you be done with exams?

I even want to come to school this week for some personal projects I'm working on.

Lol, yeah...

I'll be through on the 14th....


Wow, really nice.

Iykestix:







Thanks dear but am not aspiring for law buh i have peepz, buh my question is can someone still be admitted if he or she scores lower (if he scores high in the posume) like if he/she gets 205 in jamb den about 75 in posume or does d 205 disqualifies automatically d person from getting into law?

i wrote last year though (mass comm) 235 buh wasn't admitted *thanks alot*

Hmmm, really, nt bad tho...


A big NO, u won't be disqualified if you score like 205 in Jamb... If you have dat score, try ur best to have AT LEAST an aggregate of 70(cos it's highly competitive).
Pray hard too.

Are you from any of the uniben catchment areas??.

U're welcome dear and so sorry bout last year.

Ebayray:



Lol, yeah...

I'll be through on the 14th....


Wow, really nice.

14th? Oh, that's really nice. Enjoy.

JoeCutie:
14th? Oh, that's really nice. Enjoy.

Thanks.... And oh, lest I forget, bring Onitsha bread ooo(I heard it's sweet)

.

Kidding tho.

Ebayray:



Thanks.... And oh, lest I forget, bring Onitsha bread ooo(I heard it's sweet)

.

Kidding tho.

Bring it for who?

JoeCutie:
Bring it for who?

Lol, for me na.

Ebayray:


Lol, for me na.

I thought Benin bread ws the best

Ebayray:



Lol, for me na.

For you? Lol. And how's that? How do I get to you?

KingRex1:
I thought Benin bread ws the best

Kikikikikikiki. Lmao, says who?!

JoeCutie:
For you? Lol. And how's that? How do I get to you?

Lol I was kidding tho.