₦airaland Forum

1. If your woman catches you looking at
another
woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m
glad
you don’t dress like that.”
.
2. Worlds parents are confused. They'll beat
their
kids with the intent of making them cry and
then
start beating them again to stop them from
crying.
.

3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST
MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On
Her
Wedding Day.
.

4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves
From BBM to Whats App
.
5. Guys always complaining about girls that
are looking for Richmen, you sef hustle and
be a
rich man let girls find you too.
.

6. Very soon mtn. airtel. idea will be Like Do
you
know there are people in your village that
don't want you to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder fire
them"to 33505.
.

7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older
than
u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling
him:
Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby .

8. Those that use spoon to eat are our major
problem in this world
.

9. It is only in this world that you'll see a
notice
board say "man wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be aged 25.
.

10. Being a good person is like being a goal
keeper,no matter how many goals u
Save...People
will only remember the ones You missed.
.
11. India has never been to the World Cup
because
FIFA won'tallow them sing and dance for 20
minutes after every goal.
.

12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not
be your
source of income everyday. Cos it's only a
relationship, not a job opportunity.
.

13. someone will just die with an Afro in
Nigeria
movie and his spirit will come back with a
low cut.
So Barbing saloon dey that side?
.
14. Strangling your wife for making
indomie
as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-
defense
.

15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is
she your University Degree?
.
16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria,
checkbsideways 4 motors, & look up 4 plane
crash, & look down 4 bomb, & look back 4
kidnapp, and now run zig~zig 2 dodge
bullets.

what's my bis?

olihilistic:
what's my bis?

ask google

alexistaiwo:
ask google

Google is currently hacked and down

olihilistic:
Google is currently hacked and down

then someone somewhere currently sitting for an exam is in trouble

alexistaiwo:
then someone somewhere currently sitting for an exam is in trouble

then that person must be you

olihilistic:
then that person must be you

it takes one to know one. Like us

alexistaiwo:
it takes one to know one. Like us

the last time I partake in an exam was last year 20/02/2015

For ur mind this trash.com is guy code
U berra go pick a book ... Cuz if this is what u use ur free time to do .. Life must b really sad ..

The topic doesn't suit the write up.... It made me smile tho

BumBae:
For ur mind this trash.com is guy code
U berra go puck a book ... Cuz if this is what u use ur free time to do .. Life must b really sad ..

oya clap for urself u have commented again

olihilistic:
the last time I partake in an exam was last year 20/02/2015

lol small boy mine was way back in 2011

alexistaiwo:
lol small boy mine was way back in 2011

Nice comeback

izsmike:
oya clap for urself u have commented again

If to say u no cute i fo don slap by now .. But u cute so i let dat slide

* driver abeg reverse comot for here ... So dry*

alexistaiwo:
lol small boy mine was way back in 2011

lol

olihilistic:
lol

big boss. No hard feelings oooo just catching fun here we cool?

alexistaiwo:
big boss. No hard feelings oooo
just catching fun here
we cool?

I'm cool bro social media is for fun alone only morons find things there offensive

Wasn't expectin this bt nice 1 OP

Op, wat has number 2 and number 6 got to do with guys?

I stopped @ number 6 because ur sh!t makes no sense @ all

Laveda:

Baby

[quote author=PinkBarbie post=43662752][/quote]Your Lips thou

PinkBarbie:
Baby

How dey girl.

Laveda:

How dey girl.

Fine hun. You? How have you been?

PinkBarbie:
Fine hun. You? How have you been?

Very, just stress and all.
How's work and life treating you?

Laveda:
Very, just stress and all.
How's work and life treating you?

Fine o. Was about sleeping though. Let's talk tomorrow.

PinkBarbie:
Fine o. Was about sleeping though. Let's talk tomorrow.

Night dear.

PinkBarbie:
Baby

seconded.

Lols funny