Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by wristbangle: 10:44pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Counter thread sharp sharp! Hehehe |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by greatiyk4u(m): 10:44pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by judey1992(m): 10:46pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
me i no understand this your list. wen caught doing wat? |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by ifyeez: 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by menshealth2121: 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
hmmmmmn |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Juliaann(f): 10:51pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Baby it's not what you think Like seriously |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Juliaann(f): 10:52pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
wristbangle: Counter thread sharp sharp! Hehehe by you I Guess |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by infogenius(m): 10:53pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
11. So What? - Don't you know men are polygamous in nature. Or. 11. So What? - At least you want to remain a virgin all your life. Body no be wood
12. It's not what you see/think. You are imagining what you think you saw/heard. Please listen to me let me tell the truth (Bobo or lies go follow)
13. I didn't do anything with her, I swear. |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by DPricey1(f): 10:56pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
1) I didn't mean to hurt you
2) You're the 1 I love not her but since u said no sex till after marriage, I got tempted
3) You don't make me feel like a man
4) My friends talked me into it
5) We were having a fight that's y i got tempted by her
6) I was drunk 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by osborn442(m): 10:57pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Some will be like, baby, I can explain[color=#000099][/color] |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by tosyne2much(m): 10:58pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
OP, you don rush counter my thread |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by ifyeez: 10:59pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
DPricey1: 1) I didn't mean to hurt you
2) You're the 1 I love not her but since u said no sex till after marriage, I got tempted
3) You don't make me feel like a man
4) My friends talked me into it
5) We were having a fight that's y i got tempted by her
6) I was drunk you must ve had a 1000 hell relationships. Sorry |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by kikies(m): 11:02pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Sempumping: My boyfriend gives ALL those excuses ....yeepa u r bae |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by gykes(m): 11:03pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by abduldope(m): 11:03pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
@op four words to ur post-----> L.A.M.E |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by DPricey1(f): 11:04pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
ifyeez: you must ve had a 1000 hell relationships. Sorry 1 relationship, 1,000 heartbreaks it's difficult letting go of my 1st love but I believe my boo has changed. |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by timmycris(m): 11:12pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
warris dis baii? |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by MCMXCVIII(m): 11:15pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Sempumping: My boyfriend gives ALL those excuses ....yeepa whaoooo your boyfriend is a real G..cheers to him! |
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Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by petkoffDrake(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Warris this doing on FP? Pls don't corrupt me |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by petkoffDrake(m): 11:26pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Juliaann: Baby it's not what you think
Like seriously I use this a lot! |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by petkoffDrake(m): 11:29pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Juliaann: by you I Guess Oops! Sorry, I meant to say .... They use that a lot, not me Am single nd a virgin . Serious ..lai Mohammed |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by noblegrex: 11:30pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Naughtysite: FAKE THREAD ahahahahah very fake. No meaningfull meaning,reasonably reasonable in that. |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by petkoffDrake(m): 11:30pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
petkoffDrake:
Oops!
Sorry, I meant to say .... They use that a lot, not me
Am single nd a virgin .
Serious .. Ask lai Mohammed |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Scholes007(m): 11:34pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: ITS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL
Finally devil don suffer it will not happen again, I promise 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Aminukargi1: 11:42pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Sometimes what u have can be more important than yourself |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Ohluwakoded(m): 12:05am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Now I believe that there are more woman rapper on nairaland than I thought ...........what a wack list and a pathetic desperation for front page |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by HARDDON: 12:09am On Mar 15, 2016 |
aNAIJAFAN: Girls, someone aptly said, “Men will be men”. They are the one who will pamper you, cajole you and almost pester you to get into a relationship with them. And just when you start falling in love and appreciating your man, you catch him cheating on you. What I do not understand is if you were cheating all the while, what was the need for the relationship? Or even the other way round. If you were so bent on being in a relationship, then why did you have to cheat? Men say girls are complicated. I would say they themselves are complicated. Girls are too, to a certain extent. But they do not complicate relationships. Girls do take time to say yes to a guy, but seldom we see a girl cheating.
Guys, on the other hand, are basically confused about everything. They will take months to impress their ladies, and once the girl is actually impressed, guys find the “spark” gone. Really? Can something be that lame? Wait girls. The height of lameness is yet to arrive. The best(!) part is when they get caught cheating red handed. They jumble with words. Well even women do, but at the end of it they either come up with something smart and straight forward or use their biggest weapon, tears! But men, I tell you, they will find weirdest of excuses and when those are placed in front of you, even you will get confused whether to plant a tight slap on the guy or laugh or cry. Amazing creatures they are! Let’s see how stupid can the physically stronger sex get.
[/b]10. “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS”[/b]
Okay, so you go around with this girl and get caught in some “wrong” position, and all you could come up with is that you don’t know the girl with whom you are cheating on your girlfriend or wife? What were you doing inside the theater or in her room then? Trying to know her? See, after you get caught, it is most unlikely that your girl will sort out things with you. So better tell the truth. Or at least think of a decent excuse, a more believable one!
9. “I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP HER…..” What are you, Father Teresa? Okay, it is good to help others. But in their bedroom?! But girls, make sure when you argue after this line is thrown at you by your ‘cheating’ boyfriend. Any thing you say can be used against you and you will end up getting a lecture from your guy on how pathetic you are that you think helping others is a crime. So frame your questions after putting in some thought. Ask him what category of ‘help’ was that? Eventually you will break up and get separated, but make sure you give your guy a hard time trying to explain his own excuse. Slap him if you want to. (It sounds somehow shey? )
8. “I WAS JUST ASKING FOR HER SUGGESTION TO BUY YOU A GIFT”
Don’t fall in the trap, girls. You might get all angry and fumed up, when just the mere idea of a gift will melt you down, and will go all “Awwww….” to your guy. But no! think with your rational mind. If your guy really wanted some gift suggestion, why would he call up another girl? Doesn’t he know you well enough to know what will be the perfect buy for you? Or even if he doesn’t, he can just give a call and ask for gift suggestion from his so called friend. Why need to go for a movie or to some parks? Think girls, think.
7. “YOU DON’T GIVE ME TIME” This is a smart move. It is human tendency to put the blame on others when a person knows he is wrong. Guys are no different. They will try to push the blame on you, saying that you do not give time to the relationship, or how busy you are with your work or studies etc etc. Do not buy it. Work, studies or whatever it is, comes first any day. If you are working to have a safe and secure future, or if you are getting educated, there is absolutely nothing wrong in that. OR even if you are giving more time to your friends and family, it is fine. You should. But does that mean your guy will go around with other girls? No way! If he says this when he is caught, just say that you are glad you did not give him much time. Else all that time would have gone waste and you would have regretted that all your life. Say this. It is a hard blow to a man’s ego.
6. “I DON’T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION”
When the ‘criminal’ mind cannot think of any better excuses, it comes up with the harsh truth. But guys, you do owe an explanation to the girl who is heart broken because of you. Just the day before, you claimed that her heart was yours and all those mushy mushy talks. And within a day you don’t owe her an explanation? This line is generally said when the guy was not so much into the relationship thing and is smart enough to know that this is the end of what you people shared. So My sister, just walk out after throwing up your anger. Don’t even try to sort things out, because the guy is clearly no longer interested in making things work.
5. “SHE WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME…” If she was trying to seduce you guy, then why was your guy on top of her? Or why did he just simply not walk away from there? Or is your guy such a freak that he cannot control himself and gets excited by the mere presence of a girl? Girls, if your guy uses this as an excuse, do not forget to backfire at them. Ask him why would he get seduced at all if he was so much in love with you? Leave him then and there to keep getting seduced by anybody.
4. “…BUT SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND.”
So what are you doing with her huh? Giving proxy in your best friend’s absence? Girls, this is absolute nonsense. Guys have a bro-code, like we girls have our BFF (Best Friends Forever) code. And it is the rarest of rare situation when a guy will break that code. It is like an unsaid rule that a guy just CANNOT date his bestie’s girl. Do not believe when your guy says that. It is just some random girl that he has picked up and now trying to hide his mistake. You know it is time to break up.
3. “GIVE ME ONE LAST CHANCE, PLEASE” Okay, so this might make you think twice, or even more. When a guy says words like ‘please’ and ‘sorry’, it is likely that they really mean it. A guy asking for a last chance or another chance is a rare situation, but when he does that, it clearly means he wants you. He wants the relationship to work out. He definitely has made a mistake. But what can be better than your husband or boyfriend agreeing and accepting his fault and wanting to change it. I personally think this particular man should be given a chance. But here too there is a trick. Do not give in immediately. You know your man well so you will know that he is genuinely sorry by looking into his eyes. But let him repent and suffer a little for what he did. Don’t talk for a few days and ignore him. Ultimately, forgive him, if you want to.
2. “I WAS LEARNING SOME NEW MOVES TO PLEASE YOU”
You feel confused as what to say next. You feel like laughing at the stupidity of your own choice. Seriously guys? This is the second best thing you can say or use as an excuse, the first one being point 1. Guys, are you so dumb that you think your girl will buy it? If she can catch you cheating on her, then she is smart enough not to believe these stupid excuses. Please think of a better excuse next time. Because this will only lead to your downfall and you might end up getting slapped, if not because of cheating on her, then at least for this excuse.
1. “SHE IS LIKE MY SISTER”
This is a funny excuse for sure. By now the girl knows that her boyfriend deserves a high five in his face. Sister? Really? Can someone get so mean? Who gets on the couch or bed with someone ‘like sister’? Guys, this is a dangerous stunt. You are most likely to be abused with the worst category of expletives. Yet, it is unfortunate that guys mostly use this excuse to run away from the situation after getting caught.
WiseUp Guys "@ bolded, a less smart guy has been caught, what smart excuse are you looking for again? |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by walanter(m): 12:12am On Mar 15, 2016 |
[size=8pt][/size]What åv the world come to What åv the world come to What åv the world come to |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Nobody: 12:18am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Op get away uuuu !!! you don't own anybody! !!! The world is free for allllĺ fucckkk on boys and girls.. |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Biim: 12:31am On Mar 15, 2016 |
She tripped and fell on my or your punanni is as wide as oshodi-apapa expressway |
Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by Ohluwakoded(m): 12:46am On Mar 15, 2016 |
ThuGnificenX: Guys my candid advice... If you are living the James bond life like me, don't u ever on any circumstances allow Nike to know about bola, or ngozi to see the picture of ada on ur fone. Be very smart and vigilant, Make sure you play ur card like our pro here decker unless you will have a broken babe like halfricanadian. Always Lie with a capital 'L'. If possible cry while lying, they'll never suspect you again. This is a playstation generation and if u can't play the game, you can as well be a spectator while we demolish the beaches on a kentrol level...
Dis key of mine was not made for one padlock.. It universal, I have to unlock every possible doors *drops mic*...
#unfollows thread
Modified# Such a sensitive thread coming from a guy #aNAIJAFAN
Bro u fall our hand sha!
Waoow This is what I call brutality at its peak Thanks for giving that op the write words for writing this trash |