I was driving along toyin street today , saw a girl under scotchy Sun patiently waiting for a bus I guess , I felt for her so I decided to give her a lift cuz she told me she was going my way.

I only wanted to help

But the girl I felt pity for and wanted to help give a lift end up stealing my phone.

I didn't notice my HTC m7 was stolen till I got home .

I called the line , she picked only to thank me for the lift and the phone she stole from me.
So she switched off and that was the END.


I've forgotten the phone sha cuz I noticed her phone was in bad shape.. but she for ask to have my phone maybe I for dash her.

I've learnt my lesson .. gonna be careful and alert next time.

Lol

i blame GEJ for this.

Kpele
next time shine your eyes cox hunger dey for naija .

Sorry?

No vex o! But wetin u help her lift



U help her lift her load for ur wheelbarrow abi bicycle



Anyway shine ur eye nxt time

No music to sing?

I blame lai airforce for dis

Airforce1:
I was driving along toyin street today , saw a girl under scotchy Sun patiently waiting for a bus I guess , I felt for her so I decided to give her a lift cuz she told me she was going my way.

I only wanted to help

But the girl I felt pity for and wanted to help give a lift end up stealing my phone.

I didn't notice my HTC m7 was stolen till I got home .

I called the line , she picked only to thank me for the lift and the phone she stole from me.
So she switched off and that was the END.


I've forgotten the phone sha cuz I noticed her phone was in bad shape.. but she for ask to have my phone maybe I for dash her.

I've learnt my lesson .. gonna be careful and alert next time.

Lol

"Scorching" sun. Na wa oh! Wetin you score for JAMB?

Abeg oo.. When airforce 1 buy motor?

sorry airforce

i blame lalasticlala for this...

ayah the girl turn you to Johhny.





JJC

ThuGnificenX:
Abeg oo.. When airforce 1 buy motor?

ikubch:

"Scorching" sun. Na wa oh! Wetin you score for JAMB?

Ewww

ikubch:

"Scorching" sun. Na wa oh! Wetin you score for JAMB?

no mind d driver

cognize:
If to say na guy wey dey under hellfire sun u for feel for am?
Anyway take heart.

your question sef.

Why not

Nairaland number 1 attention seeker, are u related to lie muhammed? with ur traditional songs that u call music.

I blame Musiwa for this

Was she alone in the car?. ..

lmaooo she played a fast one on u...lol. she cannot comman goan die O'jare.. sharp geh

Airforce1:
I was driving along toyin street today , saw a girl under scotchy Sun patiently waiting for a bus I guess , I felt for her so I decided to give her a lift cuz she told me she was going my way.

I only wanted to help

But the girl I felt pity for and wanted to help give a lift end up stealing my phone.

I didn't notice my HTC m7 was stolen till I got home .

I called the line , she picked only to thank me for the lift and the phone she stole from me.
So she switched off and that was the END.


I've forgotten the phone sha cuz I noticed her phone was in bad shape.. but she for ask to have my phone maybe I for dash her.

I've learnt my lesson .. gonna be careful and alert next time.

Lol

....STOP LYIN MENNNNNNN....STOP THAT $HIT.......so you sayn she stole yor phone simply becuz she refuse to give u her number...abi? .....You tink u can foooool us in Nairaland?..GOAT!!(no ofeinse)

Continue

NLanders no get chill at all,dem go lambast u with any post,good or bad......nd u failed to collect her number...btw we are eagerly anticipating d release of ur album

Attention seeking gone to another level. Do you even know how to drive?

eyah sorry about that.

Well... What can I say, it means you didn't make anything out of that Bovi comedy skit (bad samaritan)... All you could make out of it was just laugh... Huh!. Guess you learnt something new today.

Maybe you need to feed your eyes again... Here's a link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSpBjK1m-4M

I blame alabi yellow

A potpurry of lies and egopolishing of an orangutan from the serengetti wilderness.