₦airaland Forum

Lies
For abroad
Nothing like konji
U see abroad
Dry pray say your victim no sabi u
If u be g boy,u come go knack whitey
Female fit bill u 500k or u go jail.
If u be celeb.u go pay like white
Dem fit bill u 10m damages or u go jail
Ask rkelly

Fuel pump
Expired plugs
Carbon filled knock sensor
Low gas
Vacuum leak
Catalyst block
Tps failure
It doesn't do slow or idle,rather it dies.
Fuel pump
Battery
Alternator
Or patakpata
Engine don sapa

Meklex:
I finally fixed my knock sensor issue on my ES300 and 5 days later another issue sprung up.

If I start my car and press the throttle to drive out, the car acts like it's about to die and sometimes it does.

If I allowed it to idle for like a minute or two, it doesn't do that.

What could be wrong? I have no check engine light.

Most boys will brag on nairaland.
Check dem,they got no car
No investments
No minning
No paying client
No house
No bed frame
No dstv
No TV
All they got is bragging and of cos hate

That rotten smell.shez either infected or uses buffing soap directly into her pussy,yeah she's washing it real clean but the effects of bye product on soaps,just like fuel residue on hands and clothes.it stinks. She shud go for infection tests.lil bich

Owner needs 70.i have it cash.
Dollar has dropped
So no excuse

If you know your car muffler smokes blue smoke,you are experiencing engine oil shortage,epileptic throttle response.pls b4 naija quack mechanics go scatter factory settings.pls contact me oh. Tho not free.but its a DIY process...from Friday to Monday morning.na Monday morning u go match am pa

Una no like truth. Continue wasting money automanual.las las u go sell am as scrap

Macmilla:
Why are you this uncivilized? Why do you always talk like an illiterate? Please, if you don't have anything reasonable to say, just keep quiet and let reasonable people talk.

I can predict.
Uve started regular weed...getting u high small
From there ud jump to pori..
From there........loud
Colos
Ice
Naked zombie
End of Solomon grundy

Trying to quit
Goes to cigarette..from 2 sticks to 3 sticks
Pack
Roll
Adds Chapman laced with skushi
1liter
2 liter
5liter
10 litres
Litres the whole house with 5litres kegs
All on skushi
Just wait


Hard what
Hard
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Ode. So loan apps won't ask for facial recognition scan before applying for loan,the robbed here accident there,but they did not steal your phone.alaye go find work.bastard thief
Scammer
Ole

Why the hurry. Stolen funds.ole

Otunana:
House good evening..please i need a good mechanic in Lagos..that can help me check a c300 2015 before I make payment….kindly drop your number.. I will be needing your service tomorrow

Even Jay z can never loose such amount.u lie too much. No be only 3.7million dollars,I 1 billion dollars.ode.

Ole

Alaye stop he distraction.
There are two types of engine.
Aluminium engine
And cast iron
Save me the daft epistles

Even for 2m,u can't see buyer.no be corolla. Stop dreaming foo l

Stop fooling ypurself,the engine don go. I always tell ppl,unless your piston rings broke,and for it to break it means the oil dried up completely. Carbon build up is an engine killer. Carbon build up from bad adulterated fuel in naija.

yad2eidi:
he did it but I have been having some slight issues. i will give him 70 /100.
in my case, I bought this engine 4 months ago so he promised he will fix it to turn new. its not sounding like new for me but its ok

Like corolla engines,acura engines,benz engines are all aluminium. Or u think its iron cast.na

rapheal5:
Hearing this for the first time, which one is aluminium engine..

Free food for officers to rape raw

Under pressure. U wan drive glk

Aids

Na purge go end am.so enjoy am

Why not.i still got like 8pieces left.beef na next month

Ex0rrcist:
🤣, you ate your money to your satisfaction.

Seller woe. Who appeared on the cctv

popo1494:
You can’t say the exact price will be if you’re filling up a vehicle tank so it’s usually pay after the tank is full with the total amount on the pump screen which resulted to his inhumane act.

By the way, this is one of the reasons you’re not supposed to sell any vehicles with your own registered number plate if you resides in Lagos coz this culprit may not have any of his details relating to dat number plates and the tracking will be on the seller of the car that owns the number

Na.not me. I shared the neck,the back,and just 1 wing,of cos the chicken was quite big,i boiled them,grilled them and added peppered kpomo.those who got theirs rejoiced.nothing sweet pass chicken neck.well grilled

karkel:
you mean you shared the two laps two wings, and the breast. You don shared finish wetin remain

She can't stand me,my ex was almost the same height and body structure.the vewi 2nd day,we fuckd for almost an hour and 4times a day,I got tired of her pekus after a year.

Stfu greedy bastard. Thats the real time value ,anywhere.bastard thief.

slex:
You are an idiot

2014 Glk 16.5

Go and steal it now .

Fool

Get a buyer,forward the epistles to tinubu. Daft hypocrite and a greedy thief.at your age,u are selling people's cars with the hope of getting crumbs as return.you are jobless and I can employ you as my gateman.go out there and look for a buyer b4 u starve to death

slex:
I'm not actually.

I'm not the one going around with a bald head , commenting nonsensical things on people's thread.

You are the one who opened a topic of yahoo or rituals

You are the one who opened a topic of your senseless bald head.

You are the one that gets banned repeatedly for saying untrue things online

You will soon jam issues . Cyberbullying and cyber stalking is a crime . You think you are catching trips being stupid online till u enter prison. Continue oo

Bald -headed -vulture -looking -mannerless nonentity that nobody loves.

Enjoy your online ranting , keep it up .

I will keep doing what I'm doing in a Honest wayg

You keep thinking of PoS u want to use TJ hack people account .

Bloody foo

My niggi got this car about a month ago for 16.5m
So why is yours so bogus
U guys are just thieves
Might even be a scrap accidented car

Always inflating the price of dead cars.when the owner bought it,I'm so funking sure it did not exceed 2.3m
Bastard thief

Alaye u are fristrated and pained and i told u the truth.i dont need epistles from a dunce.go find a buyer fool

slex:
Lol.
. Bald head with no sense .

I don't expect someone who doesn't have a mother to know how to respect Mothers .
It's fine brother , I really feel for you .

Going around with your bald head looking for daily bread . Everyone laughing at you because of how you and a vulture are similar. It sucks

Heal brother . There might be hope for you .

I'm not used to relying bone heads but I just felt you need to talk with me

Just send me your address , I will bring something for you . Honestly

Ode.so it means what i said was the truth. Nice one u went thru my posts of the past.shows ypu are a dunce. Greedy dummie waiting for a buyer for a used car with a bogus price. Shows how dull u are. Keep waiting,buyer go come by 2090

slex:
2cribz

😂

I just went through your profile topics.

Mann. You are really frustrated ok

You bald headed vulture.
😂

So you ve been trying to grow your hair back , but to no avail .

Eya


Sorry.

The fool cant grow up,he has been secing her and she don tie am down with juju

OKOATA:
Truth be honest I didn't read this especially when you wrote a novel on a Nigerian girl but just try to remember something that there are about 200M people in Nigeria out of which 120M makes up for the women. We have around 50M single women in that. My point is why worry about one girl while others that are better than her is out there a thousand folds. Stop simping, find someone else and stop behaving like a mumu. This is 2025. Grow up.