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Shut of fool,it's just a lil opening that breeds dirt and odour.even if u like spray pef thr, just one slide with your fingers roling thru that dirt and disgust, .u sef go get cattarh direct
Idiot

Why will anyone slide thru and smell,like wtf. U get infection be that
If dem born u well,wear white pant.
If brown non removable smelly disgusting fluids no proof say bleach na fake
Idiot

Ole. Guys it's worth is 2m max
The owner must have bought it toks let's say 2.3m about 3 to 4 years ago.he is a thief and he is greedy.its even a dead 4plugs,basic boring fwd options.hahahaha
The owner feels honda get value pass toyota,lexus or benz. E go rust ,no worry

Ole.when u bought it,swear it was close to 3m.ole

Since 2022
This is 2025 ode
Dey wait for 6.7m
U go see am by 2029

Stfu,hell bound simp

Fuckallmods:
Funny enough sensible people don’t keep friends who need urgent 2k or 10k. As a friend you’re either within my standards/ above me, or you’re working with/ under me.

You can’t be useless to someone and expect urgent 50k out of the blue.

I know ur among the categories of ppl who ask for money from their friends, most especially the ones you don’t keep in touch with. You might not message them about their wellbeing regularly, but as soon as needs arise, that’s when u remember “this person” can lend u 50k.
Lmao 🤣
I know ur type nor worry… but when God bless you, take care of ur woman u hear? Na brokeness Dey do u like dis , wey personal investment on babe Dey bite u for body. Take care of ur community too. 😂😂
Anyhow u wan spend ur own money no really concern me like dat

Nairalanders should pls note,that the person called JBL50 is mentally unstable most of the times. He can't differenciate white from green.
Avoid him at all costs.
He might accuse u wrong at anytime
Don't forget,he us always mentally unstable

https://www.nairaland.com/8314957/blank-keys-dealer-needed

No matter how clean a used car is,it can never be like tokunbo
Why.
It HAS gulped naija fuel
It HAS been driven on pot holed infested roads
It Has been serviced with naija oil.
NAIJA MECHNAICS WOULD HAVE DONE JUSTICE TO IT.
it has been coated with naija paint
Naija panel must have panelled some spots
IT HAS BEEN touched once or severally by Diff AC man.
It doesn't have tokunbo Gas.
It has been flagged by the naija police
Above all,it has been registered and driven till the back-light became ao dull

Alaye why not just sell it as toks.ole

Stfu homo. U got raped to be able to narrate this bullshit. Theres medium security and maximum security. U got arrested and jailed and then got rPed steadily,to a point where ypur gay dick gets hard to his felow gay rapists while getting rapped and cummed inaide youe intestines. Stupid ga y

CountinBlessins:
No such thing as almost raped you were raped. Just like how Nigerians always lie that when they are extradited to American prison they dont get raped.

i only laugh. Let me tell you as a yahoo boy PRY, PRAY Never to be arrested by FBI and taken to American prison, i have been there and witnessed first hand what happens to Nigeria yahoo boys in American prison Its so horrofic you cant imagine.

No one tells you, they are all pretending, see have you ever wondered why since Dammy Krane served his prison sentence abroad and returned to Nigeria he has never been the same?

All these yahoo boys you see FBI come here to arrest just say good bye to their anus. Hush puppy will never be the same when he comes out.
they all lie and pretend and claim i will rather die than allow them take my yansh!! bros na lie, what will you do when 5 huge gaint american thugs round you biting their lips with hard dicks coming to rape you? nothin!!!

it is the constant raping Dammie krane suffered in prison that affected his brains. i have seen yahoo boys turn gay in there. listen dont get deceived by movies, you are better off serving your prison sentence in Nigeria!!

You need to know that in USA as a Nigerian Yahoo boy you are hated!!! dem hate you pass rapist and child molesters because you have scammed their mothers fathers and siblings so every gang will come for you inside prison

what saved me i was not arrested for fraud or as a Nigerian. i witnessed Nigerian yahoo boys raped every day. infact some of your friends who are yahoo boys serving prison sentence in America give up the anus willingly so they dont get killed. forget all the hard man they form when they come out of yankie prison,

My final advise to you as a yahoo boy, when caught just di whatever you can never to be taken abroad to serve your prison sntence,

hush puppy will have learned the different styles of sucking dick all this years. infact . in yankie prison they will change you, all those your yahoo friends serving prison sentence forming gangsta say prison in yankie better pass your freedom in naija dey lie to you . i been there lived and did my 10 year time now i am here in Nigeria . your friend is someone's girlfriend in prison .

and to you reading this and laughing say omo i will rather die. You will. infact those yankie thugs want you to fight, they ddont want you to give up the anus, they get turned on when you fight them for it, guy they will rape you to death with force turn by turn every day till you are released years after if you survive, see how feminie all Nigerians become when they are released from yankie prison, e get why.

sauce kid, dammy krane, hakeemo, so many

Stupid simp.idiot.
But if a guy in need asked u to help him with 50k. Ud tell him stories
Idiot

Alaye for mental danitu,s3ll of that sfrap for 2m. Im sure u must have spent almost 3m or more ,trying to fix a scrap. U got fooled by your mechanic,u act3d like it was a bet or you were in a hurry to buy a carton,which of cos u did. How can u buy high mileage used car and expect to have rest of mind.if u had bought benz ml 350 direct toks from apapa. Even if na accidented no use am get accident then by now u for don fat.ole
Hahahaha.h3 went with his m3chanic ,his trust3d mechanic scamm3d him, bought a high mileage used carton and still took the used carton to car wash, who then scattered the whole car electronics and turned it to scrap.hahahaha.alaye sell that carton 2m and move on

zainkay:
I replaced my four absorbers and also had a sound coming from inside the steering system when im driving on a rough terrain fixed. Since then I have been having issues with my abs system. It won't come up after starting the car, it will come up after driving for like five minutes, then the engine will lose power while driving, and the steering becomes stiff, if I stop and restart again, it will pick up for minutes and it will repeat the same thing. The rewire guy scanned for the codes and have it reset, but the issue still persists. Please I need your help. I'm going crazy about this. And I have spent a lot 😭😭
Camry 2014

I swear. Just na say dollar no gree me shop again online.hat wey i dey buy 5k,don turn to 30k plus shipping.when i no mad

sweetkev:
Many fake clothes in boutiques parading as new clothes selling at ridiculous price. Aba and inferior Chinese clothes mixed together. Most Yahoo boys are dumb. I laughed when I see those clothes on them forming big boys.

Sell your properties.mind i,u will still pay another dees inside the office. Nigeria can never grow. Look for a way,sell some of your things,pay the fine,settle every other officer inside their den,drive away your car home and sleep.

JayTripz:
Bro seriously na die I de, I never fit eat since yesterday, Even if they want money they could just say it, but they didn't, they said it's authority from above, Am just praying this doesn't gets long

Students always fall in love once they see one dumb gal,a snitch and a thief. Imagine this ode thinking he has a gf so they can be nackin raw,

Dey play
It's worth is 4m
Anywhere
Ole

Dey play,when furniture go do brand new one for u for 70k.no worry

I n33d direct portable AC that discharges water .mine started freezing ice at the back since last year when nepa did dia usual high voltage and me no dey for anything repair.

See the seats.over priced sapa l3xus