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Car TalkRe: My Lexus Rx 330 Is Sucking Fuel And Also Doesn’t Fire On Speed by 2cribz: 11:46am On Feb 27, 2025
Sorry say e pain u,but like i daid its scrap. Sell it off,a smokey engine is way more valuable than yours.ole
Dammyclef:
what I see here is only an hatred reply, cus what does when you tell una to start small small means? Who are you to tell me what to do with my money? I’ve had cars and this is my 4th car stop this nonsense talk and shut your mouth up! If I spend up to 5m on the car how is that your problem?
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by 2cribz: 8:09am On Feb 27, 2025
Stfu,fake engine oil seller,ole,u like this ,u like that,ole but u ended up buying a 2000 dollar scrap civic.stuid fake engine oil seller,fake drug peddler,ole
dru23:
Coz of naija road Rx350 me personally I like 2016 coz of the shape and interior design. Strong reliable engine V6 that will last long time and fuel economy is not that bad .... I love that car
Car TalkRe: 3.5M Perfect For This Car? by 2cribz: 7:55am On Feb 27, 2025
Stfu local and fake engine oil seller.fake drug peddler.he has sold enuf fake engine oil,despite selling fake engine oils for a living,he still went to purchase a scrap 2000 dollars Honda. Shameless old man with brain of a teenager.
Ole[quote author=dru23 post=134315704][/quote]
Car TalkRe: 3.5M Perfect For This Car? by 2cribz: 7:53am On Feb 27, 2025
Stfu local and gake engine oil seller.fake drug peddler
Ole
Bola4boy:
ehn ehn, this one is trying to sound intelligent. People will now think he is a normal human being
CrimeRe: The Dark Side Of Yahoo Nobody Will Tell You by 2cribz: 8:06pm On Feb 26, 2025
Stfu.local ripper. Id find u and harvest your organs.i promise u. Id snap u b4 i behead u and then id post your corpse here using your nairaland account.just wait
Ushame:
did u buy from me nd it was bad.


did u see any comment by anyone that i defrauded him?


Poverty go kill u
CrimeRe: My Life Is In Danger – NAFDAC DG Cries Out by 2cribz: 7:52pm On Feb 26, 2025
Warehouse billonaires are after her.
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Boy Stabs Grandmother To Death, Steals ₦4 Million And Gold Jewelry by 2cribz: 6:11pm On Feb 26, 2025
How can this one be 16. Hez between 22 and 25. He might be claiming yahoo,but in reality he is a criminal. 4m won't go far.lwts do a breakdown.
He might have 2scaped from lagos to neighboring states like ibadan,ogun state,ousn. He will take 100k and use them to buy new clothes.
Take out another 300k or less to rent a place
Use another 500k to furnish it.
Will take another 300k to buy iPhone
Dye his hair
Sag
Start taking colos and loud
Carrying Infected girls
Sleep in hotel maybe 5times
After a month or 3 ,the 4m has finished
He will now go into full crime
Like robbery,kidnap,cultist
Find him and have him killed
CrimeRe: The Dark Side Of Yahoo Nobody Will Tell You by 2cribz: 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2025
Na why u dey sell fake logs.ole
Ushame:
Let me make something clear to the OP and his believers here. What d OP wrote there is a tale by moonlight.


Yahoo is not something that can ever stop paying. It is being smart to full. If you're into yahoo and you're into investments of some sort, if the format starts becoming a bit difficult, you can easily just use your sense to stop chasing investors on Facebook to convincing your dates on dating app into investing into your company.

2019 i convinced by philipina b¡tch to invest in my supposedly profitable venture which she did, more than $3K.

The point is, a true yahoo boy needs to be creative and exceptional before he can make it.

2021 i wanted to fund a PayPal account and my India connect took my $25 and blocked me. What did i do next ?, i used that same format with a bit of common sense to make more than $10K in less than 2 months.


When we did a loading job by putting funds in my client's account, i convinced her that the funds was for an orphanage and rake in some sob stories to let her send my money.

Just be creative. I can bring out more than 10 format to take money from a client, just tell me how you started the chat.


stop confusing yahoo for ritual. Ritualists are ritualists but you just call dem yahoo because dey are young nd flamboyant.

One other thing i noticed about u guys that come online to rant dix folklore is because u want to justify ur poverty by assuming every rich young man is bad.
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ibadan by 2cribz: 12:28pm On Feb 26, 2025
Men,nawa o
Music/RadioI Can't Trust My Voka Or Even My Tyre Dealer by 2cribz(op):
I can't trust ant of them. In times of sapa,whr u o ly have 4 tyres left and out of 4 1 is flat. U have to run on flats till u get to your hood voka.
The hood voka might decide to give to u or sell to u a refurbished warehouse billonaire tyres which might end your life after 20mins of driving under duress. This happened to me last December,after crossing over from my enemies zone I found a sharp bang and blow from .y back tyres. What made me more happier was ,it was a back axle of cos stock ,non welded back axle,I still use am drift for like 3 minutes,I made sure I condemned the tyres beyond refurbishment, that way ,u felt I saved up the next potential victim from untimely death. My voka later gave me a bottle of beer after I narrated my problems with warehouse billonaires

They
They
Dey have done it again
Eh eh ehh ehh eh aiiin
They have done it again



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21GWZNHPqw&pp=ygUURG9uZSBpdCBhZ2FpbiBzaW5hY2g%3D
CrimeRe: Bauchi Housewife Stabs Husband To Death Over Child Custody Dispute by 2cribz: 5:57pm On Feb 25, 2025
Stfu dumb student. Do u have food to eat today dunce
killuminati:
grin

Dey play, talking trash up the azz
CrimeRe: Bauchi Housewife Stabs Husband To Death Over Child Custody Dispute by 2cribz: 5:28pm On Feb 25, 2025
Stfu.
killuminati:
you smoke dog shiiit? huh
Car TalkRe: Black Mercedes Benz For Sale by 2cribz: 5:14pm On Feb 25, 2025
Don't be a thief,it's still old benz. From 2006 to 2011.same engine,same Interior,just lil body modification. So if u wan sell naija used 2011 model for 17m. How much come be the toks.28m ba
How much will a 2013 ml benz naija used sell for.29m
Dey thr dey sleep.greedy ole
CrimeRe: Bauchi Housewife Stabs Husband To Death Over Child Custody Dispute by 2cribz: 5:08pm On Feb 25, 2025
Same bauchi again,tho that car looks like all those accord. or something cos aboki no dey drive benz .aboki sef dey match am o. The day one musa use him honda accord 2010 model dust my cousin lexus,na that day I come sabi why dem dey die troway.over smooth road and e long like dubai own.u go match am reqch speedometer red zone.any accident.straight to heaven. Na normal tin make aboki wife stab am na

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by 2cribz: 4:47pm On Feb 25, 2025
Enuf of that falacy. I converted my camry to manual and till date it never pack up. Manual or auto is the same work and voltage they are doing ,just hat one doesnt have a thermostat sensor.stop misleading people. People who converted theirs to manual had persistent performance issues with their engine and the compressor killed the engines completely. U dont expect an underpowered 4plugs rpm not to drop to 500 or 600 at idle .try it with v6,load engine and on ac,the rpm go stay gidigba at 1000rpm,blowing cold
mosbus:
Hope you air conditioning compressor hasn't been converted to manual.
If NO pls don't convert it.
The problem is from your compressor go and replace it, but pls buy brand new and also your condenser.
Make sure the inner system is very clean before fixing the new replacement.
CrimeRe: A Friend Of Mine Got Robbed Today In Lagos Of Alot Of Money by 2cribz: 4:44pm On Feb 25, 2025
Have u ever seen a rosdside atm before. Bank atms are not shawama spots. Its always in a secured area,either within bank premises or within a school environment. Have u ever seen any bank placong atm gallery on the roadside,with no physical banking building nearby,of at least 100metres
Johnny757:
might be roadside ATM machine
CelebritiesRe: Odumodu Blvck Involved In An Accident, Hospitalised! (Photos) by 2cribz: 4:40pm On Feb 25, 2025
Oh yes i learned my lesson the hard way i 3nded up spendi g close to 200k on the useless trailer chassis and police case.i later sold the accidented car as scrap for 700k.thaat was where my shakara ended with that benz. Tho prior to that day,my spirit told me to stay at home and relax,i said no way,i must match am.i sha thank god say i get good friends then wey rescue me for 4am .i lost my wrist watch,facecap,my charger and my gold chain.na only my iphone x dey my hand..in shock
greggng:
I.like the word you used ..cashed out from whose pocket . ? Some of you fail to understand that what one got from the corner of the pot goes to the corner of the mouth . There is always consequences for our actions and inactions
CelebritiesRe: Odumodu Blvck Involved In An Accident, Hospitalised! (Photos) by 2cribz: 4:25pm On Feb 25, 2025
Laj lai.after my accident ,omo i perfect my driving sha.instead of going for an suv,i went for a sports sedan.omg i felt the comfort and sharp corners bends,maneuver, i swore,my next car would be a cross over rwd like gla,glk,or even one car called infiniti ex backaxle compact suv,i for go for rav4 2005 model but no v6 and no back axle for thr car,4plugs are underpowered
Numerouno94:
No match am go die sha.
CelebritiesRe: Odumodu Blvck Involved In An Accident, Hospitalised! (Photos) by 2cribz: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2025
He should bear the pains,after all he said he consumes millions of naira on cheap adulterated weed daily,Hope he won't later come to beg us to donate.idiot
CelebritiesRe: Odumodu Blvck Involved In An Accident, Hospitalised! (Photos) by 2cribz: 2:01pm On Feb 25, 2025
No be my 1st time. My 1st accident was when i was 4years old,no be today my eyes don see shege. Right now,i stil dey match am,but only on smooth road wey free.
Dalohad:
Well done.

Enjoy more life on the fast lane. You have nine lives. Big ups to you.

I always tell some young men, the reason why they are not dead yet, is because they are not rich.

As the Ibos would say 'Ego abughi ngbo-ngbo umuaka'- 'Money is not a plaything for kids'
CelebritiesRe: Odumodu Blvck Involved In An Accident, Hospitalised! (Photos) by 2cribz: 1:51pm On Feb 25, 2025
Spinal cord Injury
Ct scan go make am relax.
It's living on the fast lane.thinking u got it all,till e happen.
Mine happened in 2019,my beloved 2nd car ,a venz ml 350 2009 model got shattered beyond repair.even my own accident pass this one,the only thing left was my back tyres. Why,I just cashed out big that week and went on shayo mode,I ended up behind a trailer by 3am.how I got home ,was a miracle.i let the devil know that my client must pay....

My own benz wasn't accidneted. The airbags from driver steering blasted my face,the remaining airbags were stained from bruises.immexiately I got home,I took a wrap,slept like nothing happened. It was the 3rd day my eyes cleared,when ppl started asking after my car.

The car is. Scrap before he bought it,imagine,despite the impact ,no single airbags.just pray say your ct scan comes out negative .
Naija car dealers esp the ones on nairaland are selling refurbished, repackaged and sprayed to toks level coffins...they call cars
CrimeRe: Court Sends 7 To Prison Over Killing Of Kwara Student by 2cribz: 1:35pm On Feb 25, 2025
She is already rotting in hell. I got no pity for poor people who came from poor background. I got no pity for them,3sp the students.idiot
They sent u to school to learn how to read and write,earn a degree.but as soon as u gained freedom,u b3came a nuisance and digressed from the purpose and join3d bad gang.rot in hell to the deceased ,and to the culprits,rot in jail
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by 2cribz: 1:32pm On Feb 25, 2025
Yhe car doesnt have a brand name .dont be ashmed of your car,be proud of it
Androidking:
Good morning guys ,

I have parked my car for almost 8months now

The last time I warmed the car
The following are what I had

1- no fuel in the fuel tank
2- battery is flat dead
3 - radio not working reverse camera not working
4-Ac is working the last time I warmed the car .
5- exhaust is leaking
6- I am having engine oil leak but yet to find the source of the leakage, low engine oil
7- interior smells nice no dead rate .
8- front tire is flat one of them .


Now I want to revive the car again , what and what must I consider before starting it up, .

And there was a time I put the car on neutral to push it , it kinda stuck, so I assume it's from the break disk. Since it's parked for a long time.
Car TalkRe: My New Project Car by 2cribz(op): 1:21pm On Feb 25, 2025
Keep quiet there,fake engine oil seller.
Ole
dru23:
Lol
CrimeRe: Woman Posing As Gynecologist Caught In Umuahia (Photos) by 2cribz: 1:18pm On Feb 25, 2025
It's no longer the tablets and syrups. They have taken over in real human form
Wtf
Fake doc
Fake nurse
Fake lawyer
Fake dss
Fake police
Fake soldier
Fake billoniare
Impostors
Fraudsters
Fake cocaine
More are coming
Awon ole
Car TalkRe: 3.5M Perfect For This Car? by 2cribz: 11:14am On Feb 25, 2025
Guys like I told u.
There are 5 things to are vital to get a good car with great mpg.
I drove a v6 4 2years. The factory mpg was 22mpg,but by the time I started driving ,the mpg dropped to 15mpg ,and I made more trips to the gas station.
Culprit
Carbon filled 02 sensors
Carbon filled catalysts
Carbon filled piston crown
Carbon filled injectors
All due to our bad fuel and I never for once believed in all those snake oil additives.
I did a mini overhaul and I managed to get 19mog after about 2months,it went back to 15mpg.
I later gave up

The tuning I did,removed the catalysts and washed them using detergent
Removed the 02 sensors and cleaned them
Serviced nozzles
Flushed engine using kerosene and engine flush did it 3 times ,it cost me almost 15k.
Then lastly I introduced steam into the piston crowns and it also helped free up my stuck piston rings....

The major engine killer is Carbon
I keep telling u guys,Carbon is a bye product of internal combustion.
Look at it this way,u moved into a new house,and after 6months dirt from the water blocked your shower pins or holes. Then u serviced the shower head pins ,alas the shower now has power and the shower dwy rush like heavy rain.
Same thing with engine.
After doing all that,come and see me dey match am the following day.my car response to acceleration was top notch.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: SOLD-Google Pixel 9 Pro Fold 256GB by 2cribz: 8:54am On Feb 25, 2025
Ole.on top phone
AutosRe: Sold ! Sold !!sold!!!Toks Standard 2009 Toyota Matrix For Sale by 2cribz: 8:37am On Feb 25, 2025
Stfu thief.ita not a 1st body.s trace u n have u shot after inspection.bastard thief. Ole. A car that has been resprayed secerally.ole. ode. For tour ubfo,no one has evee called me here to say i scammed the.m.no proof,u r a looser and a freedy thief.oponu.i go spoil u.bastard thief
AdemolaA2:
See who’s writing me peeps . His life is damaged beyond repairs and looking for who to engage in a useless banter . Attached below are screenshots from his Nairaland profile .. SMFH!!!
AutosRe: "� Clean Toyota Matrix For Sale – Fuel Efficient & Affordable! ��" by 2cribz: 12:21am On Feb 25, 2025
Either a 16 valve engine.
CrimeRe: A Friend Of Mine Got Robbed Today In Lagos Of Alot Of Money by 2cribz: 12:18am On Feb 25, 2025
I smell a scam and lie.
No sane person will see an ATM and not raise alarm. Abi where there already mounted ATM inside the forest. The story makes no sense and the OP is a scammer and thief.ole.
If dem kidnap u and then carry una go ATM,shey u no go scream help for public. Idiot thief. Then u dey lie say ATM camera no work by the time they got to ATM.if e like make e be 3am ATM camera dey thr,dey work. U r a scammer. Guys report this post...its a scam. The end result is account number.he is a scammer.

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