₦airaland Forum

Quest for sympathy

[quote author=Kingsleypower@]Happy New mOnTh To all of Us, wishIng Us aLl the Good thiNGs of Life.

As We WaIt FoR UNIuyo,,,,,,,i pray For The SpiriT Of PATIEnCe.

MoRe iMporTAnLY.......................MAy We neveR WAIt in VAiN oooo!![/quote]amen oo
we will not wait in vain IJN

hapi neu month @all

The long awaited 31st is here


not anxious tho cos wats gonna be gonna be. It can't be changed



keeping fingerz crosszd and observing....................whistling out of thread to jamb and uniuyo website

Top of the morning to you all guys, hw was ur 9it?
Hope it was gud cos mine was splendid.


Marking register

[quote author=Kingsleypower@]Pardon my inquisitiveness, how did you get his number??..what are your scores?? How credible do you think the information is?.[/quote]got d number from a whatsapp friend who said he has also been given admission

i can't say of his credibility or reliability but my take is Dat i won't believe anything until i see it on the official website or jamb website

[quote author=Kingsleypower@]Good to know you bro, which course are you going for??...and I've not heard of such news...when did you hear the news??[/quote]am goin for political science, i've heard d news frm a friend since a week now.
I've been sceptical of it but 2day i called the admission office and the confirmed it
i sent him my details and he told me my name is on the list that i have been given admission.




Don't trust him though un till i see it with my eyes

I greet the house oo
I'm also an aspirant, there is this news about the list is out but not online yet. That its only on the notice board in the school

can any confirm?

Olamagnifico: Any issue that will lead to division should be raised

division to hw many parts?

I can assure yhu that it will never see the light of day

Abeg make una nor vex say i dey burg una wit dis old gist


few days ago myself and some friends were discussing about the condition of this country and the way forward, and i was shocked to hear some solution that was been proffered to Nigeria's problems.
For example someone said we embark on a "mini war", that by doing that, all parties involved will come to their right sence. And some other guys said Nigeria should be divided in the planned national dialogue by the president(into how many parts). We should adopt a confederation system of government was the opinion of some other guys.
Just to mention a few view/opinion.

And my own view was that, in the proposed national dialogue, the north eastern part of the country that are clamoring for an Islamic state should be allowed to do so for peace sake or better still we should become a confederal state where each state or region will have the sovereignty to make and enforce laws in their regions while less power will be accrued to the central.

So please what are your views, opinion, or solution to Nigeria's wahala as regards the forthcoming national conference or national dialogue as the president calls it

The person/people that compiled this list must be sick......

Another controversial list,
compiled by popular comedy site
Officiallaughs.com (not Nigerian)
listing the top 20 best stand up
comedians in Africa. See the top twenty
below and tell us if you agree...
1 Trevor Noah (South Africa)
2 Basketmouth (Nigerian)
3 Michael Blackson (Ghana)
4 Riaad Moosa (South Africa)
5 Klint The Drunk (Nigeria)
6 David Kau (South Africa)
7 Daliso Chaponda (Malawi)
8 I Go Dye (Nigeria)
9 Eric Omondi (Kenya)
10 Eddie Kadi (Congo)
I don't really have much of an
opinion here because I don't know
who some of these comedians
are... but Bovi should definitely be
in the top 20 best in Africa. See the
remaining after the cut
11 Loyiso Gola (South Africa)
12 Ali Baba (Nigeria)
13 David Kibuuka (South Africa)
14 Kasambwe Mpulamasaka
(Zambia)
15 Nik Rabinowitz (South Africa)
16 Foxy P (Nigeria)
17 John Vlismas (South African)
18 A Dot (Nigerian)
19 Daniel Omara (Uganda)
20 Gbenga Adeyinka (Nigeria)

what do yhu think?

me think the list is funny





its a south african thing tho

The person/people who compiled this list must be sick



Another controversial list,
compiled by popular comedy site
Officiallaughs.com (not Nigerian)
listing the top 20 best stand up
comedians in Africa. See the top twenty
below and tell us if you agree...


1 Trevor Noah (South Africa)
2 Basketmouth (Nigerian)
3 Michael Blackson (Ghana)
4 Riaad Moosa (South Africa)
5 Klint The Drunk (Nigeria)
6 David Kau (South Africa)
7 Daliso Chaponda (Malawi)
8 I Go Dye (Nigeria)
9 Eric Omondi (Kenya)
10 Eddie Kadi (Congo)
I don't really have much of an
opinion here because I don't know
who some of these comedians
are... but Bovi should definitely be
in the top 20 best in Africa. See the
remaining after the cut
11 Loyiso Gola (South Africa)
12 Ali Baba (Nigeria)
13 David Kibuuka (South Africa)
14 Kasambwe Mpulamasaka
(Zambia)
15 Nik Rabinowitz (South Africa)
16 Foxy P (Nigeria)
17 John Vlismas (South African)
18 A Dot (Nigerian)
19 Daniel Omara (Uganda)
20 Gbenga Adeyinka (Nigeria)

what do you think?

cashkid18: Signs of end times.clik like if u tink he nids jesus

EVERYBIDY NEEDS JESUS INCLUDING YHU

what need to be done need to be done.......the guy has to escape for his dear life
abi if na nkor?

abeg anybody get sendo X charger

Abeg anybody get blackberry charger

Wan use am charge my sendo x phone...............abeg i nid am

Abeg anybody get blackberry charger

I wan use am charge my sendo x phone......... Abeg i nid am

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Pls i nid d past question pls
here is my e-mail
austineodia4all@yahoo.com
i could'nt download it

ENGLISH
GOVERNMENT
ECONOMICS
CRS
thanks in anticipation

Pls i nid d past question pls
here is my e-mail
austineodia4all@yahoo.com
i could'nt download it

:p

2013/2014 POST- UTME SCREENING
EXERCISE:
The University of Uyo hereby invites
candidates who made the University
their 1st Choice in the 2013 Unified
Tertiary Matriculation Examination
(UTME), and had a total score of 180
and above, to a Screening Exercise
which starts on 23rd July.
Requirements
1. Eligible candidates should pay the
sum N2,000 (two thousand naira)
only and obtain a PIN transaction
receipt which should contain a PIN
Code at the following banks
nationwide;
- University of Unyo Microfinance Bank
- Zenith Bank Plc
- Skye Bank Plc
- United Bank for Africa (UBA)
- First Bank Plc
- WEMA Bank Plc
- Ecobank Plc
- Sterling Bank Plc.
NOTE: The same PIN willbe used to
access the result of thescreening test
from the internet. Candidates must
provide their names andJAMB
registration numbers to the bank
during payment
2. With the PIN code, candidates
should access and complete the
University of Uyo, 2013 Post-UTME
screening test forms online by visiting: http:// www.postutmeport al.uniuyo.edu.n g/
- Log in with your UTME registration
number and PIN Code.
- Fill the Post-UTME form and upload
a recent passport size photograph
(scanned) with red background.
- Submit the online application form
and print out a copy of the
examination schedule slip.
NOTE:
i. The same passport used for the
online registration will be used during
the screening test and for registration
after offer of admission.
ii. No complaint of wrongbio-data or
blank picture will be entertained after
submission
iii. Candidates who up-load wrong
bio-data will be automatically
disqualified.
3. Candidates are required to come
for the screening test with the
following items;
a. Four (4) copies of the University of
Uyo 2013 Online registration form
duly completed with thepassport-size
photograph printed in colour.
b. 2013 JAMB UTME Result printout.
c. Four (4) recent passport-size
photographs on red-background
(same photograph as the one used
for the online registration) with the
name, UTME registration number and
signature of the candidate written on
the reverse side of the photographs.
These should be packaged in quarto
size envelope and labeled with name,
department and JAMB registration
number.
d. HB pencil, eraser and sharpener.
4. No GSM handsets, calculators or
any other extraneous materials
should be brought into the screening
halls.
Venue: The screening exercise will
hold at the University ofUyo, Town
Campus and Town Campus Annexe
on the specified dates. Examination
venues will be displayed at the gates.
Closing Date: The closingdate for
registration is Saturday,July 20, 2013
at midnight.
Note: only candidates who comply
with the registration procedures
outlined will be allowed to undergo
the screening exercise.

UNIUYO sales of post ume form will begin on monday 01 of jully

www.uniuyo.edu.ng
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visit their official website for more info.

BREATHTAKING FOOTHBALL
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#INIESTA

Oboy, boys ain't smiling at all.


But how will my parents send me to school to better my life, and will go practicing cultism

isn't dat stupidity to the highest level?

RIP to the dead if yhu aven't other pple life b4, but if yhu av, may yhu roast in hell

Reserved!!!

Madam first lady, I HAIL THEE....buh dis woman should be allowed to speak her mother tongue in public naw, instead of allowing herself, her family and status in public

so shamefull her children are on nairaland

Oboy, LWKMH,

DAME PPATIENCE Is not frm earth, maybe she'z frm pluto. Or mercury.

@Gej.......may be its ur family's turn

Beans 0 Beans,
It has always been my favourite food and am sure it will continue 2 be my favourite

BEANS + SOAKED GARRI
Dis combo is sucider, cos it can make me eat 2 cups @ a go.

No wonder a status once reads

Baba GOD if na butter wan delay my bread (blessing) from come, abeg bring am lyk dat I GET BEANS........lol

#teamBEANS

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