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Na wash...............!!!

Hmmmm....jst d thought of watching anoda mouth watering foothball match, gives me joy, nt d cut and nail EPL's super sunday buhahahaha


barca fan though, but madrid is always a hard nut to crack.


NOTE: messi has scored i ten straight games for barcelona and 2day won't be an exception.

Hmmmm....jst d thought of watching anoda mouth watering foothball gives me joy, nt d cut and nail EPL's super sunday buhahahaha


barca fan though, but madrid is always a hard nut to crack.


NOTE: messi has scored i ten straight games for barcelona and 2day won't be an exception.

Jst finished watching d friendly and it was a frustrating and boring match to watch if u ar a Nigerian.

The eagle stil lack creativity frm d middle, mikel plays the attacking midfiedt position like he is playing in d defencive midfield pos.. I mis peter odewmingie in dat team

gud luck to the eagles though

cyril83: Ronaldo is better faster stronger more versatile in his scoring messi has xavi and iniesta ronaldo doesn't and still makes people speechless and has scored in all vital games were was messi vs madrid vs chelsea

Cristiano ronaldo is the best end of story screw messi cristiano ronaldo has broke records all over the world.

He is the best soccer player, messi does not have what he has go cristiano ronaldo

Messi has been impressive and so has Ronaldo.. To be honest, I think it'd be quite unfair if Ronaldo doesn't win this time. "He can be a one man team messi can't because if xavi or iniesta are not playing he is bad". Ronaldo individual records are outstanding, despite the fact that Messi can be the top scorer in la liga this time.. Remember, Ronaldo was the top scorer the previous season of la liga.. Yet he didn't win as real madrid wasn't champion. So, as real win la liga last season, Ronaldo has the chance of getting much closer to the Ballon D'or title. It's due to him and his personal efforts that real madrid will win back the la liga title again. Yet, the decisions are only in the hand of the FIFA. All remains to be seen now.

bros, sorry 2 ask dis
do watch foothball?

Do xavi and iniesta play 4 agentina?....or did u nt watch brazil vs agentina

i'll advice u tot kip ur fingers crosed and wait 4 d result of votes frm coaches and foothballer dat voted, its nt fifa or anybody's decision to make

Ar u guy 4geting pastor E.A ADEBOYE?

Danny shitu, shola ameobi, and kalu uche picked

And drop osazee odemwingie?........dis is very funny

but its a stronge team though. I hope and pray they triumph in S.A

2013 Afcon: Coach Keshi springs the surprise of Rabiu Ibrahim and Daniel Shittu in his preliminary 32-man list
The national team coach has revealed his preliminary squadfor the Nations Cup, excluding some famous names and surprised with some invitees


Stephen Keshi has released the 32 players that will battle it out to be named in the 23-man squad that will represent the country at the Africa Cup of Nations Cup (Afcon) in South Africa in January.
Of the 32, 14 are from the Nigeria Premier League (NPL) and will link up with their Europe-based counterparts in Faro, Portugal.
The tournament will kick off on January 19, with the final match scheduled for February 10 and Zambia are the defending champions.
The coach had a meeting with theNigeria Football Federation (Nff) Technical Committee in Abuja on Friday, where he defended his list of 32 which did not include the likes of Peter Odemwingie, Obafemi Martins and Taye Taiwo but included Danny Shittu and Rabiu Ibrahim of Celtic of Scotland.
Joseph Yobo with 89 national team appearances heads the 32-man list having appeared for the Super Eagles at the 2002, 2004, 2006, 2008 and 2010 Afcon tournaments.
Caf has instructed that all final team lists from the 16 competing nations have until January 9, 2013to submit their final list of 23 players.
The Super Eagles opened camp with the home-based players last Monday and are scheduled to leave for their Faro camp on December 23.
The team has lined up friendly matches against Catalonia on January 2 and against giant killers,Cape Verde on January 9. Ten Europe-based professionals will be available for the clash against Catalonia while the remaining eight foreign-based stars will join up with the squad on January 4.
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The 32-man list
Goalkeepers
Vincent Enyeama (Maccabi Tel Aviv, Israel); Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheba, Israel); Chigozie Agbim (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); Daniel Akpeyi (Heartland FC, Nigeria)


Defenders
Elderson Echiejile (FC Braga, Portugal); Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC, Israel); Benjamin Francis (Heartland FC, Nigeria); Joseph Yobo (Fenerbahce, Turkey); Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland); Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria); Danny Shittu (Millwall FC, England); Kenneth Omeruo (ADO Den Haag, Netherlands); Godfrey Oboabona (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria)


Midfielders
Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England); Nosa Igiebor (Real Betis, Spain); Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy); Raheem Lawal (Adana Demirspor, Turkey); Obiora Nwankwo (Calcio Padova, Italy); Fegor Ogude (Valerenga FC, Norway); Reuben Gabriel (Kano Pillars, Nigeria); Rabiu Ibrahim (Celtic FC, Scotland)
Forwards
Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia); Emmanuel Emenike (Spartak Moscow, Russia); Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine); Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England);Uche Kalu (Rizespor, Turkey); Bright Dike (Portland Timbers, USA); Shola Ameobi (Newcastle FC, England); Ikechukwu Uche (Villarreal FC, Spain); Ejike Uzoenyi (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

who dey make all this kind comparison naw

like som1 said b4, d name 2face and dbanj shld neva be use in the same sentence of this sought

abi black goat go fit blesh make e become white

Apart frm dis oliver twist and som few other songz what do debanj realy singz?

Did any of u listened to grass 2 grace album?

dridowu: Is 2face and dbanj are star ? ok.
Dridowu is the biggest STAR

did u jst made dat sentence in d 21st century?

HQ: SMH* This Mariage, where the lady has the b*lls to land the first slap.

my thought exactly!

HE PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE HIM A DIRTY SLAP!

THE SEARCH FOR A LIFE PARTNER!
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(At a table in a candle-light restaurant overlooking the blue ocean, a man and woman sit gazing longingly into each others'
eyes.)
Man: (Taking her hand)"Baby, I love you, and each time I look into your eyes I see forever and a day, hold my hand honey, let’s walk
this road together, be my wife, the mother of my kids. Baby, would you please marry me?"
Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) "I knew it!"
Man: "Babe! you just slapped me?"
Woman: "I just knew it!"
Man: "You knew what?"
Woman: "So it was you?"
Man: "Me? what did I do?"
Woman: (Pacing back and forth, pointing at him)"So itwas you all along?"
Man: "Babe, you are scaringme!"
Woman: "Ha! and pastor said it!"
Man: "Pastor said what?"
Woman: "Yes, pastor saw it! Even I (beating her chest) saw it in my dreams!So it was you?"
Man: "Babe! are you alright?"
Woman: "Keep quiet and let me talk. I have waited more than two
decades, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to everymale specie of marriageable age! Every Saturday was a different mall, I went from the galleria,
to city mall, from the Palmsto E-center, looking for you! I left my“chick-lit-fl icks” for
sci-fi movies that I didn’t even understand, just so I could learn how to enjoy the things you love. I took up new hobbies,watchin g football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House onthe rock I went to This Present House, from there Iwent to Guiding Light Assembly, looking every where for you like I was looking for a needle in a haystack!
(Turning around suddenly to face him) Are you a needle? Did I have to buy amicroscope or telescope to see you? I lost weight, went from a size 14 to a size 10, so
that when you see me you’d love what you see. I took a short course at Lagos business school, worked for all the Multi-nationals
. I even opted to be seconded to Australia, I said to myself, "maybe he is white.” I came back empty handed! Then I left Lagos, went
to Abuja, from Abuja I wentto Port-Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano, abi? I didn’t even mind if you were “malo!” I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook,then I went to twitter,I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping you would show up! for where? I uploaded only mybest pictures on Facebook,
infact I took photo sessionsto look my best, all for you o! My friends ended up match making me with every Tom, Dick and Harry,at first I didn’t like it,but as I grew older, I embraced it! I attended all the weddings, whether theinvitation was direct or indirect!You know what they say about meeting your life partner at weddings? The next place Iwas hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my
faith? You almost renderedmy prayer life useless? What were you doing HIBERNATING in that houseall this while? What were you waiting for? What signwhere you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!"
(Man is speechless and confused, almost in tears)
(She then turns and sits with a mischievous smile on her face. Lowering her voice, she said softly)." I have waited almost three decades for you, and all along you were next door. I have loved you in advance and missed you even more."
(She holds out her hand) and says, with a seductive smile:
"Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that rock on my finger!!

semid4lyfe: Jhezuz!

So Osaze is still bearing grudges and bitter about what happened 2 years ago? He's even a bigger baby than I thought

Make hin go jare. . .we won't miss him at all as our team is brimming in the attack department.

I mean, who needs Osaze when there's an Ike Uche, Victor Moses, Ahmed Musa, Brown Ideye, Ejike Uzoenyi, Emmanuel Emmenike, Ekhigo Ehiosun, Obafemi Martins etc?

If no be hin wife and unborn baby, I for talk sey make hin go drink Hydrochloric Acid.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

sorry sir i don't mean to insult u, but
SHUT UP and listen to urself!

During d world cup qualifiers wen dis man single handedly carried dis team on his shulder u didn't say good riddanance to bad rubish or drink hydrogen!............mtcheeeeeeeeeew!

carelesness........i wish im speedy recorvery though!

MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO

PLEASE.........



1) If he calls you and your
phone
is off, he thinks you’re
cheating….
then he sends a sms saying
“don’t
tell me the battery story
coz I
know that line”
2) If u TREAT him nicely, he
says u are TOO IN LOVE,
moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are
PROUD
3) .If u DRESS NICELY, he
says u are
trying to LURE other men;If
u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4) If u ARGUE with him, he
says u are STUBBORN, too
manly; If u
keep QUIET, he says u have
no
BRAINS, a walkover;
5) If u are SMARTER than
him,
you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's
SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6) If u don't LOVE him, he
tries to
POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He
takes
you FOR GRANTED. (very
true
huh?)
7)If u don't MAKE LOVE to
him, he
says u DON'T LOVE him; If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your
PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u
DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9) If u SCOLD at him, u are
treating
him like a CHILD; If he
SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
CARES for u.
(lol)
10)If u BREAK your
promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he
BREAKS
his, it is circumstances
beyond his
CONTROL.(yea rite!)
11)If u SMOKE, u are a BAD
girl; If
he SMOKES, he is
GENTLEMAN.
12) If u do WELL in your
career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL,
it’s
definitely BRAINS.
(luck?)
13)If u HURT him, u are
CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you
are
too
SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT??
14)If u send this to guys,
they will
swear that it's not
true.......but if u
don't, they say u are
selfish.....

Do u agree!

AM NOT INCLUSIVE THOUGH!

abegi why una dey spread unconfirmed news na?

HOW MANY GUYS WILL SAY AMEN TO THIS PRAYER

MAY OTHER GUYS DO UNTO YOUR SISTERS AND DOUGHTERS AS YOU HAVE DONE TO OTHER GURLS

IN JESUS NAME..........

HOW MANY GUYS WILL SAY AMEN TO THIS PRAYER

MAY OTHER GUYS DO UNTO YOUR SISTERS AND DOUGHTERS AS YOU HAVE DONE TO OTHER GURLS

IN JESUS NAME..........

Days wen akara was the best snacks.........nor be nw wey fast food joint don full every where!

*I missed d days when we
went
to
school,lined up & D
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails
&
uniform & den we match to
our
classrooms,
U Remember na??

* D days of Iced Coloured
water tied in
nylon and we called it
icecream

*D days of ali & simbi,Mr
Salami &
Mrs Salami, Agbo,Edet......

*Chai, i remember those
days
when one naira na
money,when
groundnut was 1naira &
hausa grandnut was
50kobo

*Days of who
is in
d garden, police and thief,
mama & papa
play

*Days when we use to
build
houses with sand, play
suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ur
style,
ten ten, skipping rope etc.... U
remember nau!

*Those days when rubber
band
was stock exchange

*When we say 'leke leke
give me white finger'

*Those days when
eleganza
pen
was d best

*D days wen we used to
drink water from dtap even
suck
out d
water if its not coming out

*D days when NTA will
show
rainbow colorfor 30 mins
then
national anthem before
they
resume program @ 4pm

*Days wen we all sing
sandalili
sandalili songs,

*Days wen u jst hav to
carry over that born or
chewing gum to the nxt
morning

*Days wen u had to
pretend to be sick jst to
avoid school or to drink fanta

*Days wen we wear
uniforms dat neva sees the
face of a pressing iron, and
without bottons

*Days wen we wear those school short(nicker) dat has 9igerian map at d back(yansh)

I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r nt
smiling it means u ar nt a
9gerian!

these ar the stories i will
tell my kids about my
childhood, WHAT ABOUT
YOU?


Keep it rolling, add urs!
Luv y'all

killuminati: Is he black or white?

i think he is purple!

This will definitly increase the price of garri o.........cos in the news dis morning they said the flood that is ravaging some part of the country will cause some edemic diseases and there will be food shortage(GARRI)


WATTER DON PASS GARRI O000000

killuminati: Oh gadem imagine how many bags of GARRI don soak like this

Water don pass GARRI Ooo

i can't help but laf

but seriously wen dem go pursue these garri pple commot frm my luvly NL?