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Pls can som1 help me with list of state universities that accept 180 as cut off mark.......jamb gave me 182

[quote author=L u c i d]Dude Y the attitude I felt like u for about 15mins and afterwards self-realization set in, You have to accept the things you cant change. #Fact[/quote]dude, i had high hope for this result the english language was jst too cheat 4 to score 41

who wil i sho this result to?

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1 is a typo, 2 is obviously a gbagaun. Mannn! your 'conplain' skills suck!!! No blame me o, I no get work, I just dey wait for postUME. #PUN INTENDED

I wrote on my own and I could help you validate your English exam cos I scored high in the English test. Besides, I could learn a thing or two from u too. What do u think?[/quote]i wish i had the time for proofreading like yhu did.
But anyhow its a free world, and i pray u never be in dis my kind of state of mind.
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But yhu can go and report to the queen of england or better still go hurg TRANSFORMER

Osumare2013: Sorry abt dat. U're not d only one dat's affected.
We do hope that by dawn, we'd hav gotten tangible info frm Jamb or the press as to what really happened. It's a bad inmage for the country!

U can visit d nearest jamb office in ur state for complain.

thanx bro

.My GOD, what's all these naw!.....how will they say i scored 41 inenglish?
This nt jst posible, english was d simplest subject i did on dat day........
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1. if the comprehension carries 3marks each, multiply 10 is suposed to be 30marks am sure of nine of those 10 questions which authomatically mean 27marks frm comprehension only
2. The register had 9 questns wit 2marks each, am also sure of eight questns which gives 16 marks
3. Potters wheel had 10 qstns les asume it is 1mark each cos it was stated, i am sure of 9qstns cos i read d novel......though didn't read successor but amsure of 2 or 3 qstns
4. Lexis and structure were cheap, am sure of 9 of the 10 qstns if nt all
5. oposite and nearest in meanin were anothersection where i felt i was lucky cos they brought familiar words where am sure of 80 to90% of bothe of them
6. Orals was the cheapest section of theday where i made two mistake in qstn 89 and 91 cos i used one 4 d oda. while am sure of others.
Add up all these figure it is more than 100marks, lets asume they aplied the much talked about ngative making and it's by two is should stil be mor then 50marks............,....mind you, i can defend the above stated anywhere, anytime, anyday.
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fellow niaralanders that realywrote this exam on their own will knw all am talking about........i was actually banking on english to give me a big boost........but make una help me ask jamb where dem for see 41 wey dem give me o
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.Pls can anyone help me with where i can laay my conplains? Cos dis tin is killing me slowly i jst nid to lay a formal conplain pleaaaaase.

.My GOD, what's all these naw!.....how will they say i scored 41 in english?
This nt jst posible, english was d simplest subject i did on dat day........,if the comprehension carries 3marks each, multiply 10 is suposed to be 30marks am sure of nine of those 10 questions which authomatically mean 27marks frm comprehension only
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2. The register had 9 questns wit 2marks each, am also sure of eight questns which gives 16 marks
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3. Potters wheel had 10 qstns les asume it is 1mark each cos it was stated, i am sure of 9qstns cos i read d novel......though didn't read successor but am sure of 2 or 3 qstns
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4. Lexis and structure were cheap, am sure of 9 of the 10 qstns if nt all
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5 oposite and nearest in meanin were another section where i felt i was lucky cos they brought familiar words where am sure of 80 to 90% of bothe of them
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6. Orals was the cheapest section of the day where i made two mistake in qstn 89 and 91 cos i used one 4 d oda. while am sure of others.
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.mind you, i can defend the above stated anywhere, anytime, anyday.
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Please fellow niaralanders that realy wrote this exam on their own will knw all am talking about........i was actually banking on english to give me a big boost........but make una help me ask jamb where dem for see 41 wey dem give me


Pls can any one help me wit anywhere i can lay my conplains? Cos dis tin is killing me slowly i jst nid to lay a formal conplain please.

Pls hlp me out wit dis

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Pls hlp out wit dis

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This result is xo frustrating, pls can som1 pls hlp me owt wit hw jamb do their markin?

Please this, with details
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Tension in the air!

I am one of those ten people who scored 300 marks


nor be my power o, na baba GOD get power...........anxiety and tension in the air

With what i wrote, am sure of more than 200 marks though, tension is abt 300 marks and above.........o lord GOD help me (make me laugh)

Am feeling like a boss ryt nw, cos i answered all four questn with ease........under 2h 57min



i gues its the rewad 4 hard work still waiting 4 the result though, before i start jubilating...........but i knw SUCCESS is SURE anyways

Am feeling like a boss ryt nw, cos i answered all four questn with ease........under 2h 57min



i gues its the rewad 4 hard work stij waiting 4 the result though, before i start jubilating

Pictures fron purity's dedication
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Dr Sign Fireman, the General Overseer of Sign Fireman Miracle Crusade, got marriedyesterday Sunday 28th April at his Church headquarters in Surulere........Pictures
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I mean the wife

The exam was xo easy sha most especially the use of english(comprehension & orals) i neva thought d much dreaded jamb was dis easy.........i did all four subjects within 2:57min.
And some dudes were still smulgling answers..........SMH

no wonder a guy whose paper type was D copied his seat mate's who's paper type was I


but wait a minute wat is d prove 4 d school fee/lecture fee ur parents paid all these years
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Am nt rejoicing yet though, jst sharin hw my day went am stil kipin fingerz crosszd

Wetin dem cum say make the 1.2m people cum do na


Nortin wey nor dey different for this dis country self......mtcheeeew


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Over 1.7m Sit For JAMB UTME Saturday



Abuja — Over 1.7million candidates will this Saturday sit for this year’s Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).
The examination will hold at the same time in 3,168 centres in 378 examination towns in the country and six foreign countries, including Accra in Ghana; Buea in Republicof Cameroon; Cotonou in Republic of Benin; London in United Kingdom; Jeddahin Saudi Arabia and Johannesburg in South Africa.
Of the grand total of 1,735,720 candidates, only 520,000 would be admitted into tertiary institutions, leaving the bulk of over 1.2 million without admission this year.
Disclosing this, in Abuja yesterday, Prof ‘Dibu Ojerinde, JAMB Registrar, said at a press briefing that the 520,000 was an improvement in the carrying capacity of tertiary institutions in the country, compared to what it was two years ago.
He said: “The carrying capacity of all tertiary institutions, including Colleges of Education, is 520,000. It is, indeed, an improvement from the 450,000 we had two years back.”
“Of the grand total of 1,735,720 candidates writing the UTME from Saturday, April 27, 2013, 1,629,107 candidates applied for the PPT, 15,008 for the DBT and 91,610 CBT for the exam.
“The Paper Pencil Test (PPT) and the Dual Based test (DBT) is scheduled tohold on Saturday, April 27, 2013, while the CBT will commence from Saturday, May 18, 2013, and end on Saturday, June 1, 2013.
“Consequently, the board has concluded all arrangements for the smooth conduct of the 2013 UTME using the three testing modes.
“Also 196 inmates who applied from Lagos and Kaduna respectively are also sitting for this Saturday UTME, while 145visually impaired candidates will sit for the same exam as provisions have been made for bailey questions and answers.”
He said the board had provided baillies questions and answers for the visually impaired with an extra time of 15 for each an hour paper
He advised visually impaired candidates to report at their respectivecentres on the day of the examination, as adequate arrangements had been made to take care of the mat the examination centres.
Some of the visually impaired candidates had applied for the DBT and CBT. Such candidates have been reverted to PPT as there is not provision for visually impaired candidates to write CBT and DBT
The board said it had also created additional 167 centres in order to accommodate all the candidates that registered for the UTME.

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/main-square/76646-over-1-7m-sit-jamb-utme-saturday.html#post692954

Oboy see money ee
eh.......me must make this money o, eighther by hook or by ****k


But seriously,i think this dude is been misundertood

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'I SEE A FREE PLAYMER' Odemwingie hints at West Brom contract buy-out in fresh Twitter outburst


The striker has barely featured for the Baggies since attemptingto force a move to QPR in January, and has hit out at the club again following a similar incident on Monday.


Peter Odemwingie of WestBromwich Albion West Brom forward Peter Odemwingie has hinted in another Twitter outburst that he is exploring the possibility of buying himself out of his Baggies contract.
The 31-year-old has endured a fractious relationship with the club after attempting to force through a move to QPR on thefinal day of the January transfer window, only to be told he didn't have the Baggies' permission to commence talks.
Odemwingie claimed on Monday that West Brom are"trying to ruin my career" after being mainly named as asubstitute of late, and continued his Twitter rant on Tuesday despite the club confirming they were dealing with the earlier incident internally .
"I see a free player," Odemwingie tweeted.

"A player who buys out his contract soon. Or a retired player. Does he looks like he cares much ? They made him not to."


Odemwingie also suggested that his infamous failing attempt at forcing through a move to the Rs was not entirely his fault, and that West Brom should accept a share of the blame.
He continued. "A simple phonecall to return back would have been enough for me to return and deal only with laughs about saying bye to teammates.
"Drove two hours to London. Spent hours there to drive back alone and arrive home 3am and still turn up at the training in the morning.
"Glad I respectfully thanked everyone before leaving. All could be simply avoided by clubs statement saying: it was a miscommunication.
"Instead I humbly took the blame on me and promised to comply with club rules. Manager says lets pls move on and forget. Yet I am not playing."
Odemwingie has 15 months remaining on his contract at the Hawthorns and, under article 17 of Fifa transfer regulations, will be able to pay a compensation figure - determined by wages and his transfer fee - to West Brom as he is over the age of 28.

Two weeks ago, many families mourned, following the death of no fewer than 80 people, including 57 passengers of a commercial luxury bus, which collided with a fuel tanker in Ugbogui, on the Benin-Lagos expressway and burst into flames. The victims were burnt beyond recognition and were given mass burial last week. However, today the family of Kenneth Chinedu Nwaokoro, a 24-year-old final year student of Information Technology of Caritas University, Enugu, who survived the accident, is rejoicing.
This lucky young man, from Imo State, was returning to Enugu to complete his final year project, after visiting hisbrother in Lagos. He is currently on admission at the Orthopaedic Hospital, Enugu. Narrating what happened and how he survived, Nwaokoro told Saturday Sun: “When we left the park to embark on thejourney, our bus was half filled; so the driver picked passengers along the road until the bus was filled, except for the seat beside me, which I did not allow anybody to occupy.
The excuse I gave was that somebody was sitting there beside because I didn’t want disturbance and more so it was illegal for them to pick passengers along the road. The journey was smooth, so Islept off. “I was sleeping when the accident happened. It was the sound of the collision that woke me up. I woke up to see the driver struggling with the steering tomanoeuvre the bus, but everywhere was already on fire immediately the bus collided with the tanker and there was commotion.”
The struggle to escape On how the passengers struggled to escape from impending death, Nwaokoro said: “People where shouting and running towards the entrance, but the door was locked. The bus was one of The Young’s new buses. There was fire everywhere and people were getting burnt. At first, I was confused,but I convinced myself that I would survive. I opened the window and jumped out.
The fire burnt my back and face. On landing, I ran straightto a local hospital close to thescene of the accident, where Ihad to part with N2, 000 before they gave me first aid.I then contacted my younger brother, who came and took me to Enugu.” Asked if there were other passengers who escaped through the window with him, he said: “I noticed that a guy jumped after me, but he was seriously burnt.
I couldn’t wait to check him because I was burnt too and my hands were fractured.” How he bought the bus ticket Nwaokoro revealed that his name was not on the manifest of the bus because his younger sister bought the ticket for him. According to him, the sister’s name was written on the manifest (seat 23) because when it was her turn to pay for the ticket, the official of the transport company asked for her name and quickly wrote it on the ticket before verifying if she was the one travelling.
He revealed that when the ticket officer realised the mistake, she said that since she had written the name on the ticket, there was nothing she could do. The only remedy offered was to enter Nwaokoro’s phone number against his sister’s name, while his sister’s phone number was entered as next of kin.
Sister corroborates his story The lucky passenger’s younger sister, Catherine Onyinyechi Nwaokoro, said: “Iwent to the bus centre with him and I bought the ticket. The cashier presumed I was the one travelling and issued the ticket in my name. When I saw the mistake, I called her attention to it and she said it was late as she could not alter the ticket. She said that since the passenger was my brother he could make use of the ticket.
That was why she wrote his phone number on the passenger’s list and my own as the next of kin.” No visit from the transport company When asked if anybody from the transport company The Young, had visited him, Nwaokoro said nobody had. His elder brother, Emmanuel Nwaokoro, told Saturday Sun that he visited the company’s branch office at Jibowu, Lagos, where his brother boarded the bus and he was referred to Maza Maza, in Lagos, where the company’s head office is located.
At the head office, the elder Nwaokoro said when he told the manager that his younger brother survived the accident, he expressed surprise, saying they did not know anybody survived. “When I told the manager about my brother’s survival, he said they didn’t know that somebody survived it. He toldus to come back in a week or two weeks’ time to fill insurance form and other relevant documents for compensation

Two weeks ago, many families mourned, following the death of no fewer than 80 people, including 57 passengers of a commercial luxury bus, which collided with a fuel tanker in Ugbogui, on the Benin-Lagos expressway and burst into flames. The victims were burnt beyond recognition and were given mass burial last week. However, today the family of Kenneth Chinedu Nwaokoro, a 24-year-old final year student of Information Technology of Caritas University, Enugu, who survived the accident, is rejoicing.
This lucky young man, from Imo State, was returning to Enugu to complete his final year project, after visiting hisbrother in Lagos. He is currently on admission at the Orthopaedic Hospital, Enugu. Narrating what happened and how he survived, Nwaokoro told Saturday Sun: “When we left the park to embark on thejourney, our bus was half filled; so the driver picked passengers along the road until the bus was filled, except for the seat beside me, which I did not allow anybody to occupy.
The excuse I gave was that somebody was sitting there beside because I didn’t want disturbance and more so it was illegal for them to pick passengers along the road. The journey was smooth, so Islept off. “I was sleeping when the accident happened. It was the sound of the collision that woke me up. I woke up to see the driver struggling with the steering tomanoeuvre the bus, but everywhere was already on fire immediately the bus collided with the tanker and there was commotion.”
The struggle to escape On how the passengers struggled to escape from impending death, Nwaokoro said: “People where shouting and running towards the entrance, but the door was locked. The bus was one of The Young’s new buses. There was fire everywhere and people were getting burnt. At first, I was confused,but I convinced myself that I would survive. I opened the window and jumped out.
The fire burnt my back and face. On landing, I ran straightto a local hospital close to thescene of the accident, where Ihad to part with N2, 000 before they gave me first aid.I then contacted my younger brother, who came and took me to Enugu.” Asked if there were other passengers who escaped through the window with him, he said: “I noticed that a guy jumped after me, but he was seriously burnt.
I couldn’t wait to check him because I was burnt too and my hands were fractured.” How he bought the bus ticket Nwaokoro revealed that his name was not on the manifest of the bus because his younger sister bought the ticket for him. According to him, the sister’s name was written on the manifest (seat 23) because when it was her turn to pay for the ticket, the official of the transport company asked for her name and quickly wrote it on the ticket before verifying if she was the one travelling.
He revealed that when the ticket officer realised the mistake, she said that since she had written the name on the ticket, there was nothing she could do. The only remedy offered was to enter Nwaokoro’s phone number against his sister’s name, while his sister’s phone number was entered as next of kin.
Sister corroborates his story The lucky passenger’s younger sister, Catherine Onyinyechi Nwaokoro, said: “Iwent to the bus centre with him and I bought the ticket. The cashier presumed I was the one travelling and issued the ticket in my name. When I saw the mistake, I called her attention to it and she said it was late as she could not alter the ticket. She said that since the passenger was my brother he could make use of the ticket.
That was why she wrote his phone number on the passenger’s list and my own as the next of kin.” No visit from the transport company When asked if anybody from the transport company The Young, had visited him, Nwaokoro said nobody had. His elder brother, Emmanuel Nwaokoro, told Saturday Sun that he visited the company’s branch office at Jibowu, Lagos, where his brother boarded the bus and he was referred to Maza Maza, in Lagos, where the company’s head office is located.
At the head office, the elder Nwaokoro said when he told the manager that his younger brother survived the accident, he expressed surprise, saying they did not know anybody survived. “When I told the manager about my brother’s survival, he said they didn’t know that somebody survived it. He toldus to come back in a week or two weeks’ time to fill insurance form and other relevant documents for compensation

The local government election in edo state has been canceled


details shortly

All the 18(eighteen) local government council area in edo state goes to the poll to ellect their council chairmen and councellors today 20/04/2013
it will be a battle between the powers the be in the state(ACN) and the aclaimed forces of darkness in the state(PDP)........nor be talk am o!
But masses wil be the final judge if ACN will replicate the 18/18 they score in the governorship ellection or if the PDP will be able to put up any form of a fight..........only time will tell.

Dis pure photocopy naw!

I posted this stuff on NAIRALAND few months ago na, and it neva made front page

abi na TONTO DIKEY na im post dis one?

Well all dsame sha i realy missed those good old days(papa and mama tins).....i wish i could go back 4 jst one day.

NA WASH!!!

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Is nigeria heading for the rocks?

Is armnesty now a fiscal policy?......(sharing formular)

These question has been runing through my mind for the past few days when the federal government proposed granting armnesty to boko haram. What are they(fed govt) granting them(boko haram) armnesty for?
Is it for the the mass burial they have conducted for innocent nigerians or for worstening our already dented image to the outside world or for scaring away foreign investors from our land, maybe its because they've infiltrated gej's government or beter still the federal government do not have the political will or might to fight them(boko haram) or is it becouse the niger delta militant was granted armnesty? Is this the federal government way of of sharing the nations wealth(nation cake)?

If the above are correct, as to the reasons why the federal government are granting armnesty to boko haram, then this is just the begining of terrorism in nigeria, Becouse it has to go round.
The east ( massob) will be the next point of terrorism & insurgencies and the west will not be left out either.

I weep for this country(NIGERIA) i remember in the year 2000 when nigeria was rated among the most happiest nations in the word, but today the reverse is the case.
Where do we go from here will disintegration be the case? or can we survive this trying times of our nationhood amidst TRIBAL CENTIMENT,NEPOTISM,FAVOURITISM, UNPETRIOTISM, SELF CENTREDNESS and above all CORRUPTION in all facet of our day to day afairs

The government should watch the decision they take, cos it will either MAKE us, or BREAK us........I dream of a nigeria where peace, brotherlyness irespective of religious or ethnic background, a nigeria where we all consider the implication of our actions on our country before we take them, a country where we all are proud to say AM A NIGERIAN

this kind of a nigeria is possible.......think about it.

AUSTINE ERIAMIATOE ODIA is my name,
just sharing my thoughts

Yep, they ar capable of doin any thing