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Thier wickness knws no bound before i graj, we use to pay 20 naira for test hmmm in a federal school ooh,if u dont buy hand out of ver 500naira c o for u,if u miss to attendant wahala,if u disagree with some of thier ignorance u go turn marked man,if u come 10 before d lectures dat is suppose to be 8 and dey lec is allready in side u must stay outside and base on the d litle pipul he find in side he will gv attendat test to crown it all since last year uptil now i still dey write my project.chapter one was in his hands for over 2months etc etc

MizMyColi:
Thank You.

nyc writeup i must confess.very u sound very confident, compose,matured and a lady dat knws wat she is doing,u must be a product of english department..any way am kris and i study agricultural science

Mzflexydeeva:
you welcome

pls i have i very disturbing qtn dat all a female can ans.wat if after pouring out ur feelings but online and physically,she still didnt break,and she never said no to u or yes...

MizMyColi:
This might sound unrealistic, but no matter how boiled up I am, as a result of the new paradigms I now have towards relationships, I will sit at the back and genuinely love up on my man from there.

I will rub his head and kiss him and try to engage in meaningful discussions (and include the lady too). No matter how much I am hurt, I will do my best to remember that pain is inevitable; suffering is optional

Trust me, wearing a long face and nagging would be totally useless, though it's only natural to want to act on our impulses.

It is profitable to train your mind, condition it to do your biddings.

Except I'm not dating a guy who is worth it, except I'm dating an outrightly foolish guy; there's no way he won't understand and appreciate my approach and not allow a repeat occurrence.



If it happens next time, I'll opt for a cab or BRT or better still employ legedeez benz I won't even protest in any way, afterall last I checked, I am his girl-friend. No need for claiming entitlement that isn't freely given to me.

After all is said and done; it's a pretty awful position to be in.

round of applause for her,i see the future chimamanda adichie in d making..........thank me later

Janeify:
Let me ask you a question too. What's so special in sitting in the front?

bonified nigerian. ans qtn with qtn

juianne95:
see ur life

wetyn do my life,helo its called social media.well don

DAVE5:
I sat expecting it 2 get 2 an emotional level as well but they jes quit like dat























maybe they've contacted each other behind our backs, anything is possible

so on point.dat babe dey trip for dey guy i tell u,she don use wayo gv d guy control

juianne95:
u don try na...

i was expecting d conversation to get to a certain degree....emotional one.

Owuya gmb my nyash. Na una biz.......ndi igbo knows who to vote come valentines day

juianne95:
get ur sef bck here

y did u guys end they conversation i was enjoying it...kai una no try oooh

vizkiz:
my mummy said that i should not answer if a girl calls me. That if i answer, i'll get pregnant and my tummy will be very big

y una end dey conversation i was enjoying it....bro u no try jare

olassy239:
is dat d best shot gej can derive frm 25millon population,i bet this crowd are nt upto 2000.lets calculate 2000 out of 25millon,wer r d remaining 24,800,000

bros tak small dey lie oh u mean say lagos is 25million people were u see am. So hw many nigeria come be na post am mk we see,or may be u mean sw geo pol region

johnmartus:
90% of this crowds are ibo and ijaw we yoruba reject jonathan from the bottom of our heart

that is y confusion and backwardness will never leave u guys.the same obasanjo wey una reject na him una dey beg mak him jion apc gang of drug traffikers,arms dealers 419ners etc.yorubas be ready for anoda four year of neglect

purplesummer:
Let's give her 3months, the truth will reveal itself.

that is if she no murder dey pikin abi

teeghurl:
a round of applause for you. you can do better

ok i saw a tall(nt to tall and to skinny sha)skinny girl with pointed nose

teeghurl:
just close your eyes and drift into the abyss of fantasy, draw the picture and Gbam! there you have it

d 1st tyn i discoverd is that u ar an igbo girl

Mzflexydeeva:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.


It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just "annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask " what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out? hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

so on point at least i am reading it from a ladys research nt all those 419 attension seeking guys thanks sweerry@mzfleexydeeva

teeghurl:
Personally, i believe raising a child in African way is one of the best when it comes to behavioural aspect which i believe a lot of people can also agree with me. Being raised in African way can go a long way in a child's life later in life, though it may seem as if your parents don't love you but one gets to understand and realise the benefits of one's parent's instruction, rebuke and punishment as adulthood sets it.
Having thought of how civilization and technology has turned children and even adults into nowadays, it really gives me concern as per the level of moral decadence in our society. Being a parent in African setting can at least give one the privilege to rebuke/ scold your child if they behave in ways contrast to the norm of the society. There's a very huge limit to what you can do as an African parent in Western Countries if you don't want Social services to get involved in your case. Though some parents try their best but a very low percentage of these children yield positive result. please, is there any way forward?

the should try visiting africa as much as possible.i think that will help

teeghurl:
i'll leave that to your imagination

the evaluation u want me to carry will suffer i little set back because u dont have a pix

gilgal7:
Intresting...FTC rush to fridge empty ice block take a chill bath dancing shoki......2015 better years manifesting...me love a humble gentle man...hi haters ...?...mwuaaaah...mstchew

babe u mean business ohh..anyway nice pix

Bleep..op if number 1 is right then am back to square ONE WALK OUT OF THREAD TO BOOK A DATE

vosquare:
Story for the gods

guy that guy na jones

Wait op did u say 5mill,she go understand...calling my girlfriend.......esther,esther,esther,esther,essssther....yes dear y didnt u ans me since.......heavy slap on her face...ok op its done.a deal is a deal

slimfit1:
Typical PDP style of response

am no pdp fan.if goodluck win or loose it doesnt add a thing to my life,acc or achievement so when u see good thing appreciate...buhari did well with ptdf and so on i appreciated it so guy no tk diz politicz thing for ur head

slimfit1:
Locomotive not dmc abeg make ena comot for road complete foolishness to come here and brag jeg till 2019 my ass. Gmb 2015 I say.

in sumary u be toto

jingh:
I suppose to let dis pass but let me educate you a little.
tell me d lesson learnt from ukwu and d rest.
No lesson
Don't call me an hater, I already congratulate him.

Happy new year

and for ur info timaya no dey sing rubish

jingh:
I suppose to let dis pass but let me educate you a little.
tell me d lesson learnt from ukwu and d rest.
No lesson
Don't call me an hater, I already congratulate him.

Happy new year

tah educat who??.ukwu that u danced joyfully too,u ar knw blasting the song in public

May God give us they power to live above sin....amen

jingh:
money made from Ukwu,ikolomba demba and other trash.

Anyway congrats.

UKWU !

c dey kind thinkin wey u want karry enter 2015,and u are a lady.a pity

Happy new year nairalanders.thanks for the msgs let me send some to my loved ones....happy new year once more

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