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Politics / Re: Governor Imoke Has Chronic Kidney Disease - SaharaReporters by 2million1(m): 12:10am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Wot is it wit our Gov. And sickness or death...wish him quick recovry sha |
Romance / Re: Guyz No Longer 'toast' Girls These Days by 2million1(m): 12:07am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Recharge sef 2 big...4 my area na indomie dem d ask 4 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Weeps Over Connecticut Shooting by 2million1(m): 7:04pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Still waiting for that day GEJ will cry because B/H killed school children |
Romance / Re: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by 2million1(m): 8:47am On Dec 14, 2012 |
lucenzo all d way |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 12:03am On Dec 08, 2012 |
mehn!...itz 12am already |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:56pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Redmosquito:2 each day times 365days. Ur bodi go just turn to packs |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:52pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
onila:onila! onila!!...u don finaly show |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:50pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
caseless: now i knw why i was banned for sending comment from my BB PORSCHE(no ban requested by this post anyway)chai |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:47pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Redmosquito:lol...no wori we fit manage am |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:42pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Redmosquito:2...as in wen ur belle divide afta u don eat ova belleful? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:39pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
sexkillz: unto the next one. . .lol...6 packs kwa! |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:38pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Sweetlemon:wot exactly did oga seun say?, cuz i didn't c d post |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:32pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
abeg na wen tribunal d open? |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:30pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
lat4real:imagine jega speakin on nta and says he voted for gej, u'll be the first to cry foul |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:28pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Eze Promoe:help me tell him o |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:24pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Sweetlemon:gurl no cry again...u r indeed a queen in our heartz |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 11:20pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Redmosquito:be lyk how?...eh!...imagine Jega voting for GEJ |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 9:08pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
caseless: No,sholly, u can't stray or divert at this point in time. Do u want all ur effort to drain down to zero? Com'on....u've painted a bigger picture, dont resize it now. Ur gallantry is noted, so remain steadfast. Legit1 gave me some reasons which i think were ok and i tilted towards sweetlemon, jst as i was about making that choice, then u came with ur political blitz....i succumbed and joined ur camp..... Why the sudden change of mind? Dont let ESSAYMODELLA's boat to capsize now, push it to stay afloat like u've been doing..................na pdp tinz o |
Food / Re: Reach The Moderator Here - Complaints~ Feedbacks~ Suggestions by 2million1(m): 8:00pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
pls how can i close a thread i created |
Politics / Re: AASU Disowns Bode George, Says No Plan To Honour Him by 2million1(m): 6:39pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Dis Guy: most of these NANS, AASU are they still studying or this is their full time job?i wonder o... |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sudan Captures Vulture With Israeli Spying Device by 2million1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
idupaul: Anoda dumb African Regime ... The bird was obviously tagged to track bird migration .. Why would a spy bird bear and Isreali agency name tag if its actually on espionage and what is even there to spy in Sudan that drones and satellites won't doi wonder o...sudan's just looking for who to heap their fustrations on |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 1:31pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: If I had contested, I would have beaten sweetlemonade and achuks hands down. There wouldn't have been a need for all these confusion.lol...wer dey pix u want use contest? |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Year: Must Read by 2million1(m): 11:26am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Dat morrin as I wan baffna so I dey put ear for disbabe music, Omawunmi, dat song wey she sing say, ‘If you ask me, na who I go ask?’ My madam don comot tey teyand I know say before shego come back e go still tey, so I say before I baff make I carry my body goupstairs for her and ogaroom. E get one fine white trouser wey she buy and Ibe one go taste am because I hear say person yansh dey come out well well for white trouser especially if you no wear pant or you wear g-string. Before Igo continue my tori make I talk about my madam andoga dem. My Madam: She no too good, she no too bad. Sometimes when I go market come back late, she no go even send me. She go just talk say, “Ehen, I know you went to see your boyfriend. Thank God you didn’t stay too long. Now hurryinto the kitchen, my babywould soon be back.” And sometimes when I wash clothes and the tingstill get small stain, she go talk say, “You are too dirty Mary, sometimes I wonder if your undies areeven clean”; and theannoying ting be say na infront of oga she go shout the whole ting so tey my oga come dey lookme one kain. My Oga: He no too good,he no too bad. Na to dey blow grammer up and down like say im be professor,but I hear say im no even finish unifersity say as im papa die, d guyjus use im papa money push im business so tey the business come grow yakata, now my oga na big man. The man no deyeye me o, najus jeje all of us be for house. Myself: Eferibodi know say I be cool babe. I no dey likewahala, na only to dey wish say one day Igo belike my madam. I go get housemaid full ground. One go dey wash my clothes, another one go dey iron my clothes, another one go dey cook my food and the lastone go dey go market, abi wetin man pickin want againfor this world? So make I continue my tori. As I enter dem madam room, I jus go straight to the wardrobe because I no wan waste time. I rush comot my wrapper, come wear the trouser. Omo men, if you see as theting fine for mybody ehn, you go wan tief me! Na as I dey comot thetrouser na im Ihear person dey come the room side. Omo, see as I dive enter the wardrobe, even Jackie Chan for giveme award. Thedoor open and as Ihear my oga voicedey talk with im phone, ebe like saydem pour cold water for my body, wetinI go talk say I dey do for dia room? “Yes, it’s fine. I was thinking we could go for that art exhibition takingplace at the art gallery.” I no know wetin the pesin reply ambut I hear as im laff. “No, Tunde. I am married and you know I wouldn’t stray. If you bring that lady over to the exhibition, I may persuade wifey to come with me and that could be quite unpleasant for the lady and yourself. Quit trying to make me fall man, I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my wife. Look I’m going to putyou on the speakerbecause I want to take off my clothes” Chei, Oga abeg no comot your cloth, abeg! God where you dey? But e be like say even God dey use me play as my oga comot im cloth finish come evenmess on top. “You are crazy men! Whywould youfart like that with me on speaker?”Thevoice from the phone ask my oga. “Really, that’s a ridiculous question. I cando whatever I want in my house. Moreover I amalone.” Abeg Oga you no dey alone o, no mess again abeg. Kai! The mess smell no be small. Shey na de food wey I dey cookdey make oga messsmell like this? “Hey man, I’ve got to go.I want to have my bath and freshen up before wifey comes home. We’ll talk later.” My oga cut the call come enter bathroom. I managecome outside as I say make I look for my wrapper wey I throw inside wardrobe wen oga dey come, na im one big abarra land for my back. “So this is what you and my husband do, when I am not around?!” All my body shock and piss nearly comot as I binhear madam voice for my back. Una don forget say I no wear pant and my yansh jus chook outside as I bin wan bend down carry my wrapper. As I turn face madam, I jus weak because I know no how I wan take talk am? |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Year: The Cry Of A Househelp by 2million1(m): 9:36am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Dat morrin as I wan baffna so I dey put ear for disbabe music, Omawunmi, dat song wey she sing say, ‘If you ask me, na who I go ask?’ My madam don comot tey teyand I know say before shego come back e go still tey, so I say before I baff make I carry my body goupstairs for her and ogaroom. E get one fine white trouser wey she buy and Ibe one go taste am because I hear say person yansh dey come out well well for white trouser especially if you no wear pant or you wear g-string. Before Igo continue my tori make I talk about my madam andoga dem. My Madam: She no too good, she no too bad. Sometimes when I go market come back late, she no go even send me. She go just talk say, “Ehen, I know you went to see your boyfriend. Thank God you didn’t stay too long. Now hurryinto the kitchen, my babywould soon be back.” And sometimes when I wash clothes and the tingstill get small stain, she go talk say, “You are too dirty Mary, sometimes I wonder if your undies areeven clean”; and theannoying ting be say na infront of oga she go shout the whole ting so tey my oga come dey lookme one kain. My Oga: He no too good,he no too bad. Na to dey blow grammer up and down like say im be professor,but I hear say im no even finish unifersity say as im papa die, d guyjus use im papa money push im business so tey the business come grow yakata, now my oga na big man. The man no deyeye me o, najus jeje all of us be for house. Myself: Eferibodi know say I be cool babe. I no dey likewahala, na only to dey wish say one day Igo belike my madam. I go get housemaid full ground. One go dey wash my clothes, another one go dey iron my clothes, another one go dey cook my food and the lastone go dey go market, abi wetin man pickin want againfor this world? So make I continue my tori. As I enter dem madam room, I jus go straight to the wardrobe because I no wan waste time. I rush comot my wrapper, come wear the trouser. Omo men, if you see as theting fine for mybody ehn, you go wan tief me! Na as I dey comot thetrouser na im Ihear person dey come the room side. Omo, see as I dive enter the wardrobe, even Jackie Chan for giveme award. Thedoor open and as Ihear my oga voicedey talk with im phone, ebe like saydem pour cold water for my body, wetinI go talk say I dey do for dia room? “Yes, it’s fine. I was thinking we could go for that art exhibition takingplace at the art gallery.” I no know wetin the pesin reply ambut I hear as im laff. “No, Tunde. I am married and you know I wouldn’t stray. If you bring that lady over to the exhibition, I may persuade wifey to come with me and that could be quite unpleasant for the lady and yourself. Quit trying to make me fall man, I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my wife. Look I’m going to putyou on the speakerbecause I want to take off my clothes” Chei, Oga abeg no comot your cloth, abeg! God where you dey? But e be like say even God dey use me play as my oga comot im cloth finish come evenmess on top. “You are crazy men! Whywould youfart like that with me on speaker?”Thevoice from the phone ask my oga. “Really, that’s a ridiculous question. I cando whatever I want in my house. Moreover I amalone.” Abeg Oga you no dey alone o, no mess again abeg. Kai! The mess smell no be small. Shey na de food wey I dey cookdey make oga messsmell like this? “Hey man, I’ve got to go.I want to have my bath and freshen up before wifey comes home. We’ll talk later.” My oga cut the call come enter bathroom. I managecome outside as I say make I look for my wrapper wey I throw inside wardrobe wen oga dey come, na im one big abarra land for my back. “So this is what you and my husband do, when I am not around?!” All my body shock and piss nearly comot as I binhear madam voice for my back. Una don forget say I no wear pant and my yansh jus chook outside as I bin wan bend down carry my wrapper. As I turn face madam, I jus weak because I know no how I wan take talk am. Make una helep |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by 2million1(m): 9:18am On Dec 07, 2012 |
hmm...looks lyk am gonna do tumbooo tumbooo...ok here we go....bla bla bla bla...kai...**xo confuse....c pics again n again n again**...ok the lot falls on SWEETLEMON |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by 2million1(m): 6:09am On Dec 07, 2012 |
ItsModella: https://www.nairaland.com/2%20milliontanx dawling 4 ya nomination....you must win miss Nairaland 2012 in Jesus name!!! |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Dec 2012. *nominations* by 2million1(m): 12:13am On Dec 07, 2012 |
https://www.nairaland.com/last apostle |
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Buys $5million Wrist Watch For Jayz As A Birthday Gift by 2million1(m): 11:49pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
demelza: Welll....If I had a Jayz in my life that can buy me an island costing $20million for my birthday, I would not think twice about buying him this.lol...gals r vexing o |
Jokes Etc / Re: 4 Words When The Co Ndom Breaks.... by 2million1(m): 11:46pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
ademiller: dats 5 words oh.sori my fingas too fast |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by 2million1(m): 11:25pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI:cuz the insults n yarbin she recieved overwhelmed her n she got so angry n pulled out |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by 2million1(m): 11:18pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Oahray: and you badly wanna be a part of it.yes oga i hear u |
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