₦airaland Forum

mysticgal: he not handsome than my choirmaster.

hmm...choirmaster tinx

you guys shouldn't underate d north koreans, this is a modern world nt 1945, u might be suprise at what north korea will do to d U.S if anything happens.....you know d saying that says "if u see a madman dancing on the road, his drummer might be in a nearby bush"....lets just wait, watch and see. My only fear is when it happens, our belove GEJ shouldn't send our soldiers 2 go and die 4 nothing

ABUJA — An Abuja Senior
Magistrates’ Court
yesterday, sentenced a bus
driver, Alfa Malik, to three
months imprisonment for
causing obstruction along Lugbe road, Abuja. Magistrate Aminu Eri, who
handed down the
judgment, said each of the
three-count charge levelled
against the convict
attracted one month imprisonment. Eri, however, gave an
option of fine of N100 on
each of the charges
following plea for leniency
by the convict. Earlier, the Police
Prosecutor, Mr Jeremiah
Elijah, had told the court
that the convict, who was
the driver of a Mazda bus
with number plate: XL 48 AKD, was arrested by ASP
Gambo Opav. He said Opav, attached to
Lugbe police station,
arrested the convict along
Umar Musa Yar’ Adua
highway on March 26. The prosecutor said the
convict parked his bus on
the road, which eventually
caused obstruction to other
road users. Elijah said when the
convict was taken to the
police station to clarify
himself, it was discovered
that he was not having
necessary documents and gadgets for the vehicle. According to him, the
convict, therefore,
committed the offence
contrary to Section 39(3)
Cap 548 of the Road Traffic
Act (RTA), Section 18 Cap 548 of RTA and Section 25(
2(C) Cap 548 of the RTA. vanguardngr.com

kudos to 'em

dannysteve99@ya:
Abeg i use God beg u no spio my day o

but e fit happen na

what will u do if burkina faso beat nigeria?

to me o...na dat ethiopa keeper be my man of the match

Idowuogbo: Lmao! ONYEARA!

wait o...I.D u 4rm ibo?

coal_coal: That is why I love tuface. His videos are decent.
Nigerians like to copy oyinbo in everything

have u watched 'enta d place'?

Rev. Fr. Mbaka ft Terry G n Timaya - anything is possible

so, where d picture?

masterpiecer: only #12 was created by OP, the rest has been on circulating on BB b/c messages

does it matter?

13. he who laffs last...no undastand the joke quick
14. A patient dog...na hunger go kill am
15. A bird in hand...na beta suya be dat
16. Pickin wey say him mama no go slip...na hospital him go find himself
16. A rolling stone...na person push am
17. What a child sees crawling...an adult cannot see even if he climbs a tall tree

Aafulenu: since i can remember, in my house we eat just twice, morning and night. and its not cos there isnt food. its just a lazy habit we formed @ home d that stuck.
i remember my mum and dad would go to work in the morning and return @ night. so our lunch was in the hand of my eldest sister. once its afternoon and u tell her that ur hungry, she will ask u if u dont knw where the kitchen is. lol.
na so two times a day food start ohhh, and till nw all my siblings eat two times even as we are all grown up and can prepare our own meals.

i thought i was the only one in this kinda condition

A C O O L F L K I N D D G O O D L I D F G R E A T F U L L S EX Y N W S H U M B L E G O D F E A R I N G H A H Y P E R L O G I C S O C I A L G K S H Y LO Y A L F R I E N D L Y D O U N D E R S T A N D I N G H A P P Y C U T E U G L Y C R A Z Y B A D T O H O P E F U L L H E L P F U L L S A D P R A Y K I D I L O V E H A I H E L L H E A V E N N E W Y E A R M E R C Y R I C H W E A L T H H E A LT H M L

humble God Fearing...guy

nigeria and cote d' ivoire will qualify

my broda if yankee no favour una, come back, enof space dey Naija for all of us

babagy82: That's the reason most Nigerians will never be rich. there are many qualities of becoming rich, RISK TAKING is one of them. I go for green button

and thats why most Nigerians can't be rich, cuz there are too greedy, instead of going for the one at hand, they wanna go 4 d jumbo cash by taking risk they r not even sure of

luvinhubby: Na leprosy be dat for their face?

lwkmd...exactly my thought

Henry120: You are talking like an hediot. So because they are white, russian, they are now above the law of the sovereign state of the federal republic of nigeria. Do you know the high number of nigerians languishing in russian jails. We are where we are as a nation today, because of people marauding around with your sort of slave mentality and orientation. The government should do the proper thing and jail these russians. These merchant of deaths( russians, ukrainians, chinese, brits and americans) are indirectly responsible for the murder of over 3000 nigerians over the past 2years of boko haram's insurgency in the north, and the many armed robberies in the south. like in russia, laws in nigeria should be respected. These arm smugglers cannot / should not be allowed to go scot free, to send a clear message to others wanting to toe the same path as them. My country is not a safe haven for gun running.

are you from Naija at all?, cus your comment sounds alien

totalbaby: Do you want to kill me!

ehhh!...but na true na

totalbaby: Do you want to kill me!

ehhh!...but am i lieing?

surveyProf: You're right, but if the members of the public are given the opportunity to vote, der will still be manipulatn, everybody will want to vote their own!

that's true, imagine the whole japan and china ane korea voting for J.S. Park or Kagawa...their vote alone will shadow d world combined

see how she resemble me with enough muscles

when are they going to start giving out hostel accomodation, and when are lectures starting?

plaetton: Another threat from a zombie. Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

repent now my brother before it will be too late. God loves you, belive it or not, he cares for you, therefore come to him now while his mercies prevail. 'Had i known' they say comes at last

plaetton: http://odili.net/news/source/2013/jan/7/600.html

Pastor Adeboye claims that his birth was strange and miraculous.

He he he. These fraudsters and pimps know no bounds.

I guess when he stands up and sees just how many he has successfully deceived and the power he commands over them, he just can't believe his own eyes.
Only a super man can deceive so much and still ride high.
It is no wonder that the circumstances of his birth are taking on a mysterious and miraculous turn.
Next thing, we'll soon discover that his mother was a virgin who was visited by a ravaging holy spirit.
Stay tuned.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In the land of Nigeria, the one-eyed, heartless fraudster is king for life. 42

be careful of what you say before you bring a curse upon yourself. A word is enough for the wise

na dis small tin una d shout so?. Na Naija we dey so ooo, una neva see anytin

since 28 march 2012 na now this topic d make homepage...dis mod wicked o

now this is the weirdest news i have read this year. A south-south group ditching GEJ...am waiting to see the outcome