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joesh94:
Its so sad, A pretty lady's life wasted.


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I would like to know how this works.

Guess you guys have not hear of NTEL

500-6GB
1k-12GB
2.5k-24GB
3k-48GB
7.5k-96GB

Now you know where they all went to.

Ejimagift:
USA is just a change of location. Doesn't mean you're fulfilled or successful. Your mum is dumb.

If being dumb will take me places then I don't want to be normal . What have you done to your normal mom... That's if you have one... Cos your post looks like you are just another waste of sperm that should have been aborted. Gosh... People shar.

God bless me so I can take my "dump" mum out of this sane and normal land.

I truly don't blame any person that joins a ponzi scheme. I blame the Nigeria economy. What other options do we have when unemployment is running like water in the gutter. When the politicians don't care about the people but their own pockets. I lost my money too on ponzi, but it's not because of greed. When you've spent 4,6 years after NYSC and no job, companies turning you down because you've past 27 years... I can only learn my lesson but don't call it greed

Jungle don mature for blackface finally N50m?

See people talking like EPL is a 100 meters race. OK, have Burnley won the cup? Chickens!

Thank you once again guys. Apparently, the house help's plan was to take Ife across the border as she was found at Mile 2 bus park early hours of this morning. The Lord caused confusion in the camp of the enemy and prevented her from doing so. She has since been picked up and in police custody.

Justuceleague2:
No description for maid

No description or name for colleague's daughter




Sitting on a long thing.. But please call me insensitive



Idgaf



This is reality check

Yeah, you just judged yourself. Is the picture not enough for you? Or will you go about calling the names everywhere you go and expect the culprit to answer you. Don't border again Co by the special grace of God, she has been found by a good samaritan early hours of this morning. Ife is safe

Dear Friends, please we covert your prayers tonight. My colleague's 6 year old daughter Ife Gbokoyi was taken by her housemaid from their home in Ikorodu today. Please pray for her safe return. Anyone with information should contact the nearest police station.

PEPPER DEM GANG

My fellow experienced farmer, please I need your help. I've been noticing one of my fish since 3day now that it swim almost sideways, and the side of its stomach is swollen, hence that side tends to face upside while swimming. Please what can I do?

Wow. And I've always advocated for infinix, online, offline, even buyline. I just hope they see my effort one day and reward me too. I can boast of them persuading not less than 20 people, even while I was a Jumia agent. I like infinix though, especially their latest 4g phone.

Helenqollinz:
Bigii, the Idoma I know, curse is E'chi not "Eshi ".

Good to know you are from that end bro.

In idoma E'chi is *charm* as rightly said and E'cha is curse. Enshi is something else which I don't know o.

So glade to meet my idoma Bro and sis them here.

End time Ejaculation

Goal keeper of a German lower league club, SV Vonderort has been arrested by the police after conceding 43 goals in one match.
The goal keeper, Marco Kwiotek, was arrested at the team’s training ground about 30 miles north of Dusseldorf in Bottrop on Tuesday after he allowed 43 goals in one match last week Thursday.

The Sun UK reports that as armed police accompanied the 25-year-old off the pitch after arresting him, the keeper told his teammates that the cops “just want to clear some things up.”

I'm kind of confused here O. Please help

I'm kind of confused here O. Please help

End time daughter

Please any farmer with info on how one can go into exportimg of catfish will be well appreciated. My game plan is to go international by the 5th year of catfish farming. I'm from benue, any info please, anybody. Thanks

I wonder where all these folks are when those Kenyans were lashing us few days back

End time Brother

michaelella:
Please my concrete pond is 17 square metres. I honestly don't know how many fingeilings to stock to achieve a 800g (0.8kg).
I don't wanna under stock simce the pond is not so big. Also careful not to over stock.

I'll like to know how many fish should be put per squre metre and how to calculate it if possible,

Find how to carry out those calculations of how many to stock in a given pond here http://gokingfisher..com.ng/2014/03/how-to-calculate-and-stocking-your-fish.html?m=1

excelsiorfarm:
treat with anti biotic and watch your fishes, make sure you keep them in clean water and reduce their feeding. possibly their was a little challenge with your with your handling

Thanks sir. Can I use antibiotics again, cos I've used it once when I stocked, but didn't use after I changed the water.

EMERGENCY : I stocked 215 fingerlings in a plastic pond(GP tank) exactly a week today. I lost a fish 4 days ago with cause of death unknown to me. Today, while I was just observing the fishes, I noticed another dead one, as I look closely at the physical appearance I noticed that both dead fishes have short tentacles and what appears to be whitish is at the Base of the tentacle. I also notice that while feeding, some of the fishes just hang facing vertically and most of them have the symptoms of the dead fish tentacles.

Please I need urgent help as I will keep on refreshing this page till I get a reply from my able and experienced fish farmers.

This is my first culture, hence I'm a learner (novice).

Help o, what should I do?

An ex-worker of Eco pillars insurance brokers have taking to her Facebook book page to announce a life threatening comments from her ex boss Mrs Felicia Edachi when she called her to demand for unpaid salary after she left the job.

She said she had to leave the job when she found out some shady dealings that go on in the organisation and don't want to be part of it.

She said that her boss has severally wanted her to do some unethical things if she must keep her job, and she quit because she can't be a part to doing wrong just for the money.

She also reported that she had received same threat call from the eldest son of her former boss that she doesn't know what she is up against.

By now I thought you guys should know that ENSHI always speak the truth here. He might sound harsh sometimes, but the truth is always bitter. I'm glade we have someone like ENSHI in this tread to put some guys where they belong. But no one is without his mistakes tho. Make una leave ENSHI alone, he has always been right 97% of the time. We are all graduates, so let's act like one, or ENSHI will come for you.

Emmysteve:
The next stage you're talking about is for Constable Cadre because ASP and Inspector would under go interview before medical.

Then what is polygraph if not interview?

Constables are done with screening with the just concluded aptitude test.

I know what I'm saying oga.

I would rather we dropped all things meaningless and leave the past behind and rather focus on the next stage. Things can only get tougher. The next stage, I read, is going to be don at the police training School, and all invited applicants would be subjected to polygraph test and medicals. If I were some people, I would be more concerned about how to beat that polygraph machine of a thing cos that's what they will use to finalise the screening process.

You can look up this thread I created to get info about how to act on that fateful day.

https://www.nairaland.com/3306793/10-tips-beating-polygraph-lie

One of the invigilators at my centre said we should just stay calm and just try to hit 50%, that once you got that, you've passed the aptitude test.

There are a variety of instances in which you may be subjected to a polygraph, or lie detector examination. These tests can be a source of tremendous anxiety, especially since it is all too common for innocent people to fail them for no reason, resulting in the denial of employment or false criminal accusations. Why? Because polygraphs are far from perfect. In fact, many experts consider them a farce, and almost all scientists who have studied them (and even some polygraph administrators) understand that polygraphs are seriously limited.

Fortunately, for this very reason they are easy to trick. So, here are the top 10 tips for beating the lie detector test.

10.
Refuse
Refuse a polygraph test if you can. For pre-employment screenings this will almost certainly ensure that you don’t get hired, but it probably will not get you fired in most circumstances. In the U.S., private sector employers may not terminate employment or take other such adverse actions based solely on a polygraph refusal (this protection usually does not cover government employees). If your polygraph is part of a criminal investigation, you have a right to refuse (in the U.S., at least), and you should refuse, even if you are innocent, because of the possibilities of a “false positive.” Refusal to submit to a polygraph is generally not admissible in court, and polygraphs themselves are always inadmissible.

9.
Study!
Learn about polygraphs. Since you’re reading this article, you’re on the right track, but if your career or court case depends on it, wouldn’t you do as much research as you can? Answer truthfully, now. The most important thing to know is that polygraphy is not an exact science. In fact, to the extent that it is a science at all, it is one in its infancy and one which frequently produces incorrect results.

8.
Think Ahead
Find out what the tester is looking for. A polygraph examination is administered to help find out specific information, such as whether you’re a spy or whether you’ve used drugs. Prepare yourself in advance by thinking about what confessions they are looking for, what things you cannot admit. The polygrapher will ask you many uncomfortable questions, but only certain ones are important. If your test is prompted by a specific incident, you probably know what the examiner is looking for, but for pre-employment screening tests and the like, research the company or agency’s policies to determine what you can and cannot admit.

7.
Think of it as a job interview
Approach your whole “polygraph day” as a test. Treat the polygraph examination as an extreme job interview. Dress conservatively and appropriately, and try to make a good impression before the test, and be sure to arrive on time—and, except in the direst of circumstances, do not reschedule or attempt to postpone the exam. You wouldn’t fidget, do anything suspicious, or pick your nose during a job interview, would you? Well, the polygraph is an extreme interview because your every move is very likely being observed the moment you arrive at the testing location. There may be hidden cameras in the waiting room and the restrooms, and there is almost certainly a camera or two-way mirror in the polygraph room. Your polygraph examination begins long before you are hooked up to the machine, and ends only when you’ve left the testing location.

6.
Identify the Questions
Identify the types of questions you are being asked. There are three basic types of questions you will be asked: relevant, irrelevant, and control. Irrelevant questions are those that are obvious, such as “What is your name” or “Have you ever eaten pasta?” Relevant questions are the important ones, such as “Did you leak that memo to the media,” “Have you ever stolen money from an employer,” or “Have you ever sold drugs?” Control questions are those against which your reactions to relevant questions will be compared. These are usually questions to which (just about) everybody can answer “yes” but which everybody is uncomfortable honestly answering, such as “Have you ever cheated in a game,” “Have you ever told a lie, even a tiny white lie, to your spouse,” or “Have you ever stolen anything?” Before the test the polygrapher will typically read you all the questions you are going to be asked. This is a good time to mentally sort out the types of questions.

5.
Stick to the Topic
Don’t admit anything relevant. The job of polygraphers is to extract confessions, and in one way, the whole examination is a complex ruse to trick you into confessing something. Never confess relevant information. No matter what the lines on the chart look like, nothing is more certain or damaging than your confession. The polygrapher will most likely try to convince you that he or she can “see” a lie in your polygraph, even if there’s nothing abnormal there. Don’t fall for it. Obviously, however, you want to appear to be an honest person in general, so don’t be afraid to make minor admissions to control questions (see below)—just make sure you don’t admit anything in these that can invite further questioning or that may be construed as relevant.

4.
Essential information only
Say only what you need to. “Yes” or “No” answers should be all you need for most of the test. Resist the temptation to explain your answers or to go into details, although the polygrapher may try to get you to do so. Be courteous and cooperative, but do not offer any more information than is absolutely necessary. Answer questions firmly, seriously, and without hesitation. This is no time to joke around or try to be crafty. You want to appear earnest, cooperative, and resolute.

3.
I KNOW NOTHING AT ALL!
Conceal your knowledge of polygraphy. The polygrapher may ask you, often before or after the test, if you’ve done any research on polygraph tests or what you know about them. Do not disclose that you’ve done extensive research, and act as though you don’t know much about polygraph examinations but that you do believe polygraphy to be a science and polygraphs to be reliable (or at least do not exhibit any doubt as to their reliability). The polygrapher may try to trick you by mentioning certain technical terms and acronyms, such as, “Your test came back NDI.” While you know (or will now know) that “NDI” means “no deception indicated,” you need to act as though you have no idea what it means. Too much knowledge of the process may make the polygrapher think you’ve got something to hide, even if you don’t.

2.
Manage your blood pressure
Throw off the machine’s reading of the control questions by changing your blood pressure and heart rate. It’s difficult to do, but with practice, the next few methods and countermeasures will prompt your body to do so. Do some of the following when replying to control questions:Develop a breathing strategy. Throughout the test (except during control questions) maintain a normal breathing rate of 15-30 breaths per minute. Do not breathe too deeply. Then alter breathing rate with control questions. You can make it faster or slower, you can hold your breath for a couple of seconds after an exhalation, or you can breathe more shallowly, for example. Do this for 5-15 seconds, and return to your normal breathing pattern before the next question. As explained above, the polygrapher will compare your physiological responses to control questions to your responses to relevant questions. If the deviation from normal during control questions exceeds the deviation from normal during relevant questions, you will pass. If, however, you react more to a relevant question than to control questions, the polygrapher will perceive (rightly or wrongly) that you are lying in response to something relevant—you will fail the polygraph.Do math in your head. During control questions do something mentally complex. For example, count backwards in your head as quickly as possible or do some quick long division, as you are answering the question.Think about something exciting or frightening; think of things that make you ecstatic, fearful, or frustrated.Bite your tongue. Bite the side of your tongue hard enough to cause pain, but not so hard as to draw blood. Practice this in a mirror to be sure the polygrapher cannot detect it. This is highly effective, but may be detectable if you have to speak for an extended period, because you can’t bite while you’re speaking. Only use this method if you can give a quick “yes” or “no” response, which, luckily, will be most of the time.Insert a small nail or tack in the toe area of your shoe and press down on this during the control questions to elicit a pain response. This is a sound method, but it is easily defeated if the polygrapher asks you to remove your shoes.Contract your anal sphincter muscle when a control question is asked. While also highly effective, this method may (or may not) be discovered with the use of pressure-sensitive seat pads that are now commonly used.

1.
Handle the after-event
Handle the post-test interview. After you’re disconnected from the machine, the polygrapher may leave you in the room for a while and come back. The polygrapher may then claim to “know” that you are lying about something. This is a trick. Remain calm, firmly, but politely repeat your denial, and don’t change or argue your answers, even in the slightest way. Decline extended post-test interviewing if possible.


Source: http://listverse.com/2007/11/08/top-10-tips-for-beating-a-lie-detector/