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Romance › Re: My Experience With Pickpockets In Two Consecutive Days by 2shaw: 8:16am On Jan 20, 2021

Well i lost my phone sonetime last year,first time id ever be obtained.i mean a whole nigga like me,dem pakay my phone shaply from my pocket,b4 i knew its like 10mins,men i wan craise dat day. But i thank God say no be this phone sha,i for don craise. They made me wiser and fucking alert man. Nice one. Even with my strap bag on my neck,i still feel its too heavy to keep guard. The moment you loose guard,mind u they are everywhere,observing you from a distance,and gbam when they strike,na once.

Romance › Re: Should I End My Relationship Of 1 Year Plus Now. by 2shaw: 8:11am On Jan 20, 2021

The question is did you buy her the phone,is the owners receipt in her name or your name bro

Romance › Re: The Woman I Have Done Introductions For Is Driving Me Crazy by 2shaw: 8:02am On Jan 20, 2021

Since i started wanking,it saved me lot of stress and money. I mean fuc k,i could actually save money. In 2017 i spent wrecklessly that when i did auditing,the figures i saw. Made me shiver
I will never spend on any naija gal again,they are useless,tell lies,cheat,insult,tax,without circulating. What the fuc k man. I no want pussy ass lazy baztads,retards,serial cheats,fuc k u baztad naija ladies. Greedy ass pussyz. They see relationships as an investment,i wont date u if you are poor and your papa aous no get p.o.p with car,you are below my standard.

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Celebrities › Re: Omowunmi Ajiboye Recounts Her Son’s Escape From Abeokuta Tanker Explosion by 2shaw: 7:57am On Jan 20, 2021

Those chains are fake,i rem when i bought a gold chain for 250k. I went broke in 2016,resold it for 200k .lost 50k. Those are fake ass G.L chains. If u buy real gold chain ,fear no go let you flaunt am for open. Its cheap G.L clone gold painted chains,highest 15k

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Autos › Re: GS 350 Body Upgrade by 2shaw: 7:32am On Jan 20, 2021*

I am yer to see interior upgraded
Even range rove from 05 to 09 no dey get interior upgrade. Waste of time, money. U go see 2010 range,no nav,no dvd,hut body go be like 20m. Old model GS .yuc k.. see the original factory green abi na grey for near the horn holder area. Why na say every paint for naija na always fake.why

Politics › Re: Sadiya Farouq: FG To Pay 24 Million Poor Nigerians N5,000 Each by 2shaw: 7:20am On Jan 20, 2021

5k i blew in 20mins ystdy

Crime › Re: Woman Attacked While Jogging On The Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge (Graphic Photos) by 2shaw: 7:15am On Jan 20, 2021

U get luck,dem 4 rape u,cum inside u.

Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla Users Need Know Their Mate by 2shaw: 7:04am On Jan 20, 2021

140hp 1.8lr engine. Super slow crap

Car Talk › Re: . by 2shaw: 7:01am On Jan 20, 2021

Its an archaic car,old model sedan with no ground clearance

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Eat Live Chicken As 'Native Doctor' Performs Ritual On Them (Video) by 2shaw: 5:28pm On Jan 19, 2021

Plus boys. They disgust me.

While afonjas make use of oil,white plastic,coffin,cooked soaps mixed in human flesh,special water,calabash and other assorted depts dem, ipobs make use of life chicken.
Let the game begin.
Update me when they swallow live snake.

Plus boys. East coast,west coast. Aboki can never do plus for yahoo.

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy’s “Destiny” Featured In Biden-Harris Inauguration Playlist by 2shaw: 4:14pm On Jan 19, 2021

Cos im way to big. Tone torn turn tone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz07P-Df7AE

Celebrities › Re: Waje Set To Wed Ric Hassan, Unveils Her Husband To Be (Photo) by 2shaw: 3:46pm On Jan 19, 2021

He don skin dive tire. Waje don cast

Politics › Re: Don’t Sell Your SIM Cards Linked To NINs - FG Tell Nigerians by 2shaw: 3:35pm On Jan 19, 2021

Why

Politics › Re: Ogun Police Sergeant Prostrates, Begs For Mercy After Threatening Panel Member by 2shaw: 1:19pm On Jan 19, 2021

He did what. Na thier way, oh heya,he ni sabi act. Where is ronaldino for bed that loves sleeping during trial. Dino whr r u.
Sargent u no sabi act

Celebrities › Re: Olatayo Amokade 'Ijebu' Buys His Wife, Opeyemi A Car (Photo) by 2shaw: 1:16pm On Jan 19, 2021

I too busy for chat,no lite,power bank go soon die. Guy no disturb me abeg

jacobjamie:
which one be Ogume, pls Do do Jazz oh, it's demonic, that should be a No go area for anyone, money making isn't worth that demonic thing, chat me up on Whatapps let's talk more

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Celebrities › Re: Olatayo Amokade 'Ijebu' Buys His Wife, Opeyemi A Car (Photo) by 2shaw: 1:09pm On Jan 19, 2021

Bro no one taught me,the ones that did just dey beat around bush,gimme sites,i work tire i no see nothing. Bro go do jazz shaply. Me na sweat i dey on like dis,i no gree do jazz. The only help i can render to u now is. Go do ogume. U go dey pick 5k everyweek.

jacobjamie:
baba come teach me work, abeg add me up for whatapps 07031112795. 90-20% of any sure deal

Autos › Re: A/C Compressor .....camry ......rav4 by 2shaw: 12:28pm On Jan 19, 2021

Well i was a victim to manual compressor ,however after sometime the coldness drops to like 20%,in a hot sunny day in traffic,seems like i was in heat but immediately i stepped on gas or revved up men my a/c dey blow cold. Aside that vibrations at slow speed,poor gas like i was on a 4plug but was getting a v8 gas mileage,u can imagine 10mpg on city and 15mpg highway,the car drained my pockets all cos i wan dey a/c 24/7. 5000naira fuel na just 2 days.. I will never buy manual again.never.

Politics › Re: Obaseki Presented Two University Of Ibadan Certificates - Forensic Expert by 2shaw: 10:09am On Jan 19, 2021

Obaseki. You are not oba you are not God.
Well em. See the nonsense godwin obaseki brought,he said he wan toe destroy my house,he wan toe destroy my business

So oba no go school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsTqjGhCl80

Celebrities › Re: Olatayo Amokade 'Ijebu' Buys His Wife, Opeyemi A Car (Photo) by 2shaw: 10:04am On Jan 19, 2021

Thats 1.8 m i lost

nedekid:
What is brc?

Celebrities › Re: Olatayo Amokade 'Ijebu' Buys His Wife, Opeyemi A Car (Photo) by 2shaw: 7:48am On Jan 19, 2021*

I bill my client just 3800 for brc,she no gree pay since yesterday. I am depressed

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Autos › Re: SOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD by 2shaw: 7:13am On Jan 19, 2021

Bmw no get 2nd hand value

Autos › Re: Reg 04 FX35 Working Fine With Ac by 2shaw: 6:52am On Jan 19, 2021

Show engine,seats,odometer while engine is on. A i na body u wan sell

Crime › Re: LASG To Auction 88 Impounded Vehicles For Driving Against Traffic by 2shaw: 10:15pm On Jan 18, 2021

How can i participate in the auction

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Christianity Etc › Re: Native Doctor Claims A Family Member Is Responsible For Death Of 6 Kids In Edo by 2shaw: 10:12pm On Jan 18, 2021

C300 see whr e end. Yahoo plus

Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Poses In Swimsuit (Photos) by 2shaw: 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2021

You must be stuck in a students enviroment. U mean you still staying in selfcon.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....common exercise this our women nor sabi do to look slim and sweet.....to even wear waist trimmers na problem...see as thigh choke vaginal
Sit up exercise them nor sabi.....kegel exercise to keep their vaginal muscles contracting them nor sabi
Just born pikin and begin eat eba na im them sabi

Nothing like slim women.....they are just too beautiful in every thing
Their thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal there by preventing vaginal odour is just too great
Not to talk of their fine shape when they are on tight fitted clothes especially leggings.....

Exactly my niggarrrr....they are just too sweet

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Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Poses In Swimsuit (Photos) by 2shaw: 3:53pm On Jan 18, 2021

Just by barely staring at them or they walk pass u by,u get hard. My god.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....common exercise this our women nor sabi do to look slim and sweet.....to even wear waist trimmers na problem...see as thigh choke vaginal
Sit up exercise them nor sabi.....kegel exercise to keep their vaginal muscles contracting them nor sabi
Just born pikin and begin eat eba na im them sabi

Nothing like slim women.....they are just too beautiful in every thing
Their thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal there by preventing vaginal odour is just too great
Not to talk of their fine shape when they are on tight fitted clothes especially leggings.....

Travel › Re: 7 Passengers Injured In Ghastly Motor Accident On Third Mainland Bridge (Pix) by 2shaw: 3:49pm On Jan 18, 2021

Speeding where too. Or was the driver drunk. He get luck say no be those ones wey get like pole. U can imagine where he rammed into,dey do fast and furious for third mainland bridge inside a 4plug bus. That driver needs 200 daily flogging for 5 years.

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Crime › Re: Angry Mob Burn Suspected Phone Thief To Death In Imo (Graphic) by 2shaw: 3:35pm On Jan 18, 2021

And that was where his live ended,even after that ,did the road close or was there any formnof obstruction. Capital NO. No ones gives a fuc k abt condemned barbecued thieves. No even myself,die in hell you bastard

Programming › Re: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by 2shaw: 2:38pm On Jan 18, 2021

Depends, if the area is populated by cyber cafes with photocopy. I rem that year ,early 2004 to 2010,when cyber cafe was still in business, night browsing wey boys dey spam, voice call,webcam,booking of system, ,Anyone u see that year with lapy,na yahoo boy.
And na all those dell lapy of 20k.

We cast dercworld cyber cafe for ringroad that year, cast vicbiz
Now if u no do jaaz,u no go pick

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Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested With Girlfriend's Corpse In Delta by 2shaw: 2:25pm On Jan 18, 2021

I used to have one of this biches like dat,all her calls is always abt wigs,clothes,jeans,iphone,body oil from dubai, i mean basically useless shitz. Ibcan never marry a naija lady. They are useless. Imagine at age 25, still doing runs here and there all for iphones and fake clone bags,fake clone wigs. I just dey shake head, when i attack am,question am , she vex insult me say she knows what shez doing. Well dont ask me for money then.. i have never seen any sensible gal, the one that has boutique and spa too arrogant,

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested With Girlfriend's Corpse In Delta by 2shaw: 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2021

Realhommie:
Even with what you just said now, do the numbers. So you'll get 8 of every 10 guys involved in yahoo yahoo biz, abi?

I know there are a lot of gboys in the state, very many of them, from Effurun to Asaba, Warri to Ughelli and even Sapele to Oghara, Oleh to Ozoro as well but dude the number will never, i repeat will never amount to that your statistics. That's what I'm contending against.

And hey, Delta isn't the worst hit state when yahoo biz is mentioned.

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