We will break up…
If you nag about everything and anything, we will break up.
If you don’t like my friends and family members, we will break up.
If you can’t have a strategic plan or meaningful ambition, we will break up.
If all you do is flash and expect me to call back, we will break up.
If you don’t call back after my missed calls, we will break up.
If you rate your friends’ and pastor’s opinion higher than mine without a good reason, we will break up.
If you talk to your friends instead of me when I offend you, we will break up.
If you keep malice with me, we will break up.
If you keep secrets from me, we will break up.
If you can’t draw the line between friendship and dating with your friends, we will break up.
If you are a remorseless, an unrepentant and a habitual liar, we will break up.
If you always revenge and refuse to forgive when I offend you, we will break up.
If you do not pray regularly, we will break up.
If you are too religious, we will break up.
If you are a party freak and have undue penchant for expensive jewelleries, we will break up.
If you cheat on me, we will break up.
If you mount pressure on me based on your religious beliefs and friends’ opinions we will break up.
If you don’t engage in activities that can develop you positively, we will break up.
If you can’t trust me, we will break up.
If I send you a text message and you don’t have a good reason for not replying we will break up.
If you get upset with me because I refuse to recognise Valentine’s Day, we will break up.
If you are only nice to me when your birthday is approaching, we will break up.
If you refuse to spend time with me alone, we will break up.
If all you want from me is money and sex, we will break up.
If you watch porn, we will break up.
If you smoke cigarette or any weed, we will break up.
If you drink too much, we will break up.
If you have tattoos or decide to have one, we will break up.
If you harbour any hatred for any of your family members, we will break up.
If you go on a long distance trip without informing me, we will break up.
If you are always on your phone when we’re alone together talking, we will break up.
If you refuse to share your thoughts and plans with me, we will break up.

All of these and more are reasons we will break up. We will break up because, you are my girlfriend, not my wife. However, I’ll always forgive when some of these are flouted out of mistake. But when done intentionally to hurt me without any remorse, WE WILL BREAK UP.
You must note that I am bound too...

Thank you.

Tolerance is key

If all you want is sex, we will break up

Ekakamba:
Awesome poem for crèche.

I should buy you a beer

HateU2:
If all you want is sex, we will break up

Bro... you wouldn't want to be behind a closed door with a nympho. Those creatures could send a man to hell while still alive.

too long didnt read it

Monalisa185:
ensure you use sledge hammer

Guess I'll thank you later for this piece of advice.

bubbllie:


Bro... you wouldn't want to be behind a closed door with a nympho. Those creatures could send a man to hell while still alive.

bro??
I yam a sis, bro

If you are dating me and you have a male friend you call your besty, we will not only break up but scatter up

I wish 'breaking up' was as easy as you guys make it on NL. Just don't fall in love and keep waiting for your partner to break your rules so you can break up.

HateU2:
bro??
I yam a sis, bro

Oh my sincere apologies... it's hard to clearly distinguish between the two genders these days.

Ekakamba:
really? That'll be magnificent. Me & you at a table for two, the beer and the scintillating poem. So 'poemantic' Lets go there.....

Calm down. I did not say WE will go out. **Haste too dey your body**

ogorwyne:
I wish 'breaking up' was as easy as you guys make it on NL. Just don't fall in love and keep waiting for your partner to break your rules so you can break up.

As if you babes don't have your own rules too. Good news is men are more open about their own rules. But you babes ehn It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a woman to open up about her dos and don'ts.

ogorwyne:
I wish 'breaking up' was as easy as you guys make it on NL. Just don't fall in love and keep waiting for your partner to break your rules so you can break up.

By the time he falls in love, he go forget the rules.

If you dont take me out to my choiced place. We....

bubbllie:


Oh my sincere apologies... it's hard to clearly distinguish between the two genders these days.

I have 'F' in my profile bro

ATMC:
Calm down. I did not say WE will go out. **Haste too dey your body**

I just posted something that could help you. And y'all are there arguing about whether or not to have a beer. Smh.

If you expect me to shoulder your every financial needs, we will break up.

HateU2:
I have 'F' in my profile bro

Noted, madam.

Monalisa185:
ensure you use sledge hammer

Boring.

bubbllie:


I just posted something that could help you. And y'all are there arguing about whether or not to have a beer. Smh.

Speak pidgin pls

ATMC:
Speak pidgin pls

Just like you did?

Op pls pratically go and love yourself

halfricanadian:
Op pls pratically go and love yourself

halfricanadian:
Op pls pratically go and love yourself

OP will be 50 and alone surely

bubbllie:


As if you babes don't have your own rules too. Good news is men are more open about their own rules. But you babes ehn It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a woman to open up about her dos and don'ts.

Well, I will spare myself the stress of dating if everything my partner does amounts to breaking a rule, and then break up.

ATMC:
By the time he falls in love, he go forget the rules.

Nor mind am. Babes nor dey look people like am face o.