How long ke




Use superglue
3sec e don close sharp sharp

We call it Gartroclosation (help me look for d meaning too)

Fourwinds:
she no know say d guy done commission Lokoja expressway there

Lolz

RadicallyBlunt:

No be small thing o. Na wetin heat fit cause be dat. My boss' driver no even wear cloth, he just dey waka bare chested everywhr

Lol

Jazzlite:

Abuja Kaduna expressway has just been commissioned in between your thighs...live with it!



close ko closet ni

dats funny!!! .....bt dat kind express no dey get police checkpoint, even frsc no go dey

Zoharariel:
@OP - Pls, give me 3minutes to laugh.














Now that I'm done laughing; welcome to the basket club

lmao, I can't help laughing myself

gennypearl:
I'm dating this guy who is younger than me. He used to be sweet but I don't know him again, I've talked to him about it and ge promised to change. We make out but he doesn't go down there cos am a vir gin but on three occasions he was like "its just the tip,it will do nothing".

But the fourth time I felt this pain but it was mild then I withdrew, had my bath and left few hours later, I wasn't feeling comfortable so I went to check myself and saw few drops of blood came out of me. Then I talked to him about it and he says am still a vir gin. Please am

I still a virgin and how long does it take to close back?


Source: http://gennypearl..com.ng/2016/03/how-long-does-it-take-to-close-back.html?m=1

The way guys dey take part red sea these days with only the tip,e dey shock Moses sef.

SANDOSKI:
*spreads__mat__under__a__cashew__tree....

Abeg shift small make I join you spread mat.
this sounds like fun.

lol! Its gonnna close bak buh u've gatta simply apply a vigorous superglue.lmao

dozmandon:


The way guys dey take part red sea these days with only the tip,e dey shock Moses sef.

I dey tell you. The tip ruse works like magic and dem no know say the lamba no get shoulder. One time, e don enter.

Zoharariel:


I dey tell you. The tip ruse works like magic and dem no know say the lamba no get shoulder. One time, e don enter.

na automatic AMUnition,once e enter, all the living n non living dey shift

Ioannes:


Abeg shift small make I join you spread mat.

this sounds like fun.

***Oya sit down.... Take cashew chop to feel relax... Dis story pass my power ooo***

SANDOSKI:


***Oya sit down.... Take cashew chop to feel relax... Dis story pass my power ooo***

lol.

hilarious thread

hilarious comments

dachaste:
Hehehhehe. What a Wooow


U have to be ''born-again'' sista. Lolz

ahahaha
#falls_from_bed_laughing#