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10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by tosyne2much(m): 6:01pm On Apr 05, 2016
I know that many ladies will not like this thread but the truth is bitter they say. These are perfect signs that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheets with someone else

Note: These signs don't work for badoos

1. She smells of semen

For those of us who have high sense of smell than that of a shark will attest to this. As for me, I can smell semen on a lady's body even if she's 100km away. This mostly happens when a lady fails to shower or clean up herself aftermath of the deed

2. She rushes to the bathroom

Just when your girlfriend returns from somewhere and the first thing she does is rush to the bathroom to clean up and sleep afterwards, something suspicious is happening.

3. She smiles sheepishly

The moment she sets her eyes on you after sleeping with someone else she will be smiling sheepishly even when situation does not warrant that smile. This may be due to guilty conscience.

4. She tries to avoid eyes contact with You

Another sign that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheet with another dude is that she will avoid eyes contact with you during conversation. Try just to give her a suspicious look and you would notice discomfort printed on her face.

5. Her shirt looks Rough and Dirty

The region of the left and right side of her breast pockets will be slight rough and dirty since na that region guys dey squeeze pass. Though, this may only be visible when she's putting on a white shirt. I noticed this when my friend's visitor came out of his room yesterday cheesy

6. She would turn down your advances

Just after she has made love with another person and you try to coerce her into love making, she won't be excited to have intimacy with you. She will always look for an excuse telling you how tired she is, or she's not in the mood.

7. She spends more time in the toilet

Let's assume she normally poo poo for 10 minutes but one day she returns from somewhere and goes to the toilet and spends up to one hour shocked This shows that something is wrong which might be what we are talking about cheesy

8. She starts nagging unnecessarily

She flares up the moment you ask what kept her so long. She will go mad telling you to stop getting her upset with you irrelevant question and that you don't trust her to have asked such a question

9. Her lipstick is wiped off

Another way to know that she just got laid with someone else is that her lipstick will be wiped off. Let's assume she applied heavy lipstick before going out and on returning back her heavily applied lipstick disappears, there's high tendency that she has locked her lips with someone else.

10. Her make up is freshly applied

Another sign to watch out for is that her make-up is freshly applied. Her hair will be well packed, her clothes well adjusted and sprays perfume. Person wey commot in the morning dey return back in the evening and the make-up is freshly applied. This shows there's possibility that she reapplied the make-up after the deed was done so that you won't smell something cheesy


I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours


Have fun


Original writer: Tosyne2much


Source: Source: http://tosyne2much.blogspot.com/2016/04/i-know-that-many-ladies-will-not-like.html

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by ireneony(f): 6:01pm On Apr 05, 2016
Tosin abeg u nor go kill person grin

Op is like you've never met a sharp girl.

The truth is; it is more easy to tell if a guy just had sex.

Have you ever wondered why footballers are advised not to have sex during any game.

A lady can have sex with different men in a day, and it is hard to tell.


Make I just de laugh grin grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:01pm On Apr 05, 2016
Seriously? undecided

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by wristbangle(m): 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
11. She will be excited and sometimes call his name in her dream

I have noticed that when a lady just have a beautiful intimacy, she will be cheekily smiling like someone who just won a visa lottery. It even extend to her dream when she will be moving her body like snake calling the guy that bang her hard in a subtle way like this "tosyne" u are too much. tongue

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by vizkiz: 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
[b] Tosin, you can detect all these from a beginner but for a baddo, just forget it. cry

But it also depends on

1. the time difference from the time she had sex with other guy and time you enter there if it's in few minutes or hours you will know from the the odour or strength of her V lips

2. the kind and size of JB on the other guy and the
elasticity of the girl's V lipsrsealed

3. Sex a woman had within 24hrs is easy to know. For steamy hot season,even if she cleans up and wear perfume,you can detect from body odour. Why? While having steamy sex,her sweat pores are opened,the guy sweat enters her body pores just as hers enters into his. You can tell the difference from her usual body odour.

4. use your D*** to measure it everytime you make love to her so you know if it becomes wider than yours, she has already been popped grin

but like I said earlier, if you are dating a mean and promiscuous girl please throw my tips through the window cos she can counter all of them perfectly. tongue

[/b]

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Cutehector(m): 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
B like say na village girls u take dis survey on..

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Spicylate(f): 6:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
I see

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Cutehector(m): 6:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
ireneony:
Ftc
hope say e don increase ur bank account digits

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by ireneony(f): 6:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
Cutehector:
B like say na village girls u take dis survey on..
grin grin

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 05, 2016
This guy with his church face undecided

How do you know all these?

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by dollyjoy(f): 6:04pm On Apr 05, 2016
She avoid you like plaque due to quilt.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by LuveU2(f): 6:08pm On Apr 05, 2016
Stupedinluv:
This guy with his church face undecided

How do you know all these?

grin

11 . She may fail to come around.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Ekugbeh(m): 6:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
If she winks @ u like dollyjoy, suspect her asap.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Nobody: 6:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
This is for Village girls, and not for Sharpitos.
Nice one tho, Tosyne2much is like you are a badoo, but you look like a cool guy.
Cool Badoos *yummy*

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Geofavor(m): 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:13pm On Apr 05, 2016
Tosyne2much, U don expose them finish later u go dey complain say dem no reply ur PM.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by tosyne2much(m): 6:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
Adaure4ever:
This is for Village girls, and not for Sharpitos.
Nice one tho, Tosyne.2much is like you are a badoo, but you look like a cool guy.
Cool Badoos *yummy*
This is for village girls not badoo like YOU shey? cheesy smh


Btw, I'm a very cool guy cheesy

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Code45: 6:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
These are lame bro!

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by xendra(f): 6:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
if she applies fresh make-up why then is there no.9......
anyway,.. if anybody believes all these things you people come to put down here anyhow then alot of girls will get in trouble for nothing.

Especially that no.2. I mean......

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by NiRfreak(m): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
So true. All the ladies here cannot disproof ......Many of them are not happy for leaking their secret.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by damilareoye(m): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
cheesy
Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Lsofdk(m): 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2016
verily verily i say unto you, he that believeth he can catch a baddo with those signs is like a sailor sailing on the Pacific ocean

*with no compass* grin grin

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Mediapace: 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
Tosyne2much with this sign sign thread !!

Lemme add mine though the guy no deserve it,or tosyne did you deserve it ?

*Their voice changes due to heavy knacking

*They deny real husband of sex that day so as to avoid loop holes

#Team virgin ,let that disflowered wristbangle tell you more

#Holy man

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by tosyne2much(m): 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
xendra:
if she applies fresh make-up why then is there no.9......
anyway,.. if anybody believes all these things you people come to put down here anyhow then alot of girls will get in trouble for nothing.

Especially that no.2. I mean......
You don't have to take everything too serious.. Una no dey see the hilarity in write-up but fault it


As you dey talk person go think say u neva see joystick b4.. Smh

#hypocrites everywhere#

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
tosyne2much:
This is for village girls not badoo like YOU shey? cheesy smh


Btw, I'm a very cool guy cheesy
No No. I am not a badoo. But its likely that you are a Badoo In a cool way.
I am complimenting you.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by ojnnaco(m): 6:19pm On Apr 05, 2016
am of the view that you did your research with a novice . Na today .. many of them go do finish yet u won't notice anything and you can swear for them say nothing happened

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Hadez(f): 6:21pm On Apr 05, 2016
vizkiz:
Tosin, you can detect all these from a beginner but for a baddo, just forget it. cry

But it also depends on

1. the time difference from the time she had sex with other guy and time you enter there if it's in few minutes or hours you will know from the the odour or strength of her V lips

2. the kind and size of JB on the other guy and the
elasticity of the girl's V lipsrsealed

3. Sex a woman had within 24hrs is easy to know. For steamy hot season,even if she cleans up and wear perfume,you can detect from body odour. Why? While having steamy sex,her sweat pores are opened,the guy sweat enters her body pores just as hers enters into his. You can tell the difference from her usual body odour.

4.
but like I said earlier, if you are dating a mean and promiscuous girl please throw my tips through the window cos she can counter all of them perfectly. tongue




Woa shocked

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 05, 2016
Tosyne2much aagain
10lister

Thats why nobody wooed u tongue tongue cheesy
Yeye boy undecided
Keep digging u hear undecided, u will never understand a woman cheesy

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by xendra(f): 6:24pm On Apr 05, 2016
tosyne2much:
You don't have to take everything too serious.. Una no dey see the hilarity in write-up but fault it


#hypocrites everywhere#
ok sorry i forgot to laff, grin mr non-hypocrite, nxt time you want to be funny put it in the joke section.

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Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by dollyjoy(f): 6:26pm On Apr 05, 2016
Ekugbeh:
If she winks @ u like dollyjoy, suspect her asap.
??
Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by bqlekan(m): 6:29pm On Apr 05, 2016
chai undecided so this girl ehn undecided
Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Olusanya333(m): 6:50pm On Apr 05, 2016
I put no stock in sex; her body her life.

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