sukkot:
bruv i just got back from tesco lolz. went to get dat red wine so i can get my crunk on. AJ pummeling niggaz since the time of moses and aaron.

Lool.

Have you seen his cousin?

That's a next massive talent coming through the ranks.

Watch out for my younger cousin as well.

SirShymexx:


Anthony Joshua is the guy...they're about to start in a bit.

That nyggah got the juice and he's a pounded yam eater.

oh he oduduwa ?

SirShymexx:


Lool.

Have you seen his cousin?

That's a next massive talent coming through the ranks.

Watch out for my younger cousin as well.

nah. dont follow boxing like dat lolz. but i will look out for them. whats ya lil cousins name ? whats his stats looking like ? he knocking niggaz out ?

Alaba boys.....she dey bleach?

SirShymexx:


What's "aluwo"?

Anthony Joshua is the real deal. I knew he would knock that guy out in the 1st four rounds and I put money on it. He has massive power in the right hand.

The 3rd heavyweight boxer in history to win an olympics gold medal and world heavyweight champion.

And this was a guy that had to start boxing to escape prison. Even his dad is proud of him now and he follows him everywhere with his belt.

An inspiration to a lot of people and he's super humble and super African.

Aluwo is a "knock out cold" charm... I keep forgetting, no mind me

Alu- to beat down, wo- crash, so you see that blending both makes it more potent...

I don't follow boxing (I'm strong but I can't watch beat down for fun, I cringe.) but you so waxed lyrical about this guy that I had his name wedged into my brain..... was absentmindedly watching till the first "ground receiving" jab he landed on the guy before I could concentrate, twas done...

Just told myself, a gatz to Holla @ shy ... but we can't claim him since he's winning medals for mama Charlie nah.

sukkot:
oh he oduduwa ?

Lol.

Proper Yoruba nyggah...Oduduwa's descendant. Anthony Oluwafemi Oluwaseni Joshua. Everyone calls him Femi.

He should be able to speak Yoruba fluently cos he went to school in naij for a bit, just to get away from trouble and his parents are proper Yoruba. Can't you see his tattoo?

Oi, my phone is going nuts...almost everyone has his pic as profile pic on whatsapp, even the chics as well. And it's all chats about boxing.

Everyone can relate to him cos he's just a normal guy like everyone else and he's humble.

sukkot:
nah. dont follow boxing like dat lolz. but i will look out for them. whats ya lil cousins name ? whats his stats looking like ? he knocking niggaz out ?

His cousin's name is: Ben Ileyemi. They're always together.

My cousin is just 17 but he's 6ft knocking nyggahs out of the boxes in the amateur ranks. Hopefully, he'll represent Team GB at the next Olympics after Rio and become a professional.

SirShymexx:


Lol.

Proper Yoruba nyggah...Oduduwa's descendant. Anthony Oluwafemi Oluwaseni Joshua. Everyone calls him Femi.

He should be able to speak Yoruba fluently cos he went to school in naij for a bit, just to get away from trouble and his parents are proper Yoruba. Can't you see his tattoo?

Oi, my phone is going nuts...almost everyone has his pic as profile pic on whatsapp, even the chics as well. And it's all chats about boxing.

Everyone can relate to him cos he's just a normal guy like everyone else and he's humble.

oduduwa warriors beating niggaz down since the time we came down from the sky into ile-ife

SirShymexx:


His cousin's name is: Ben Ileyemi. They're always together.

My cousin is just 17 but he's 6ft knocking nyggahs out of the boxes in the amateur ranks. Hopefully, he'll represent Team GB at the next Olympics after Rio and become a professional.

let me google that nigga

yeah tell your lil cuzzin to keep on eating that pounded yam and egusi lolzzz

modath:


Aluwo is a "knock out cold" charm... I keep forgetting, no mind me

Alu- to beat down, wo- crash, so you see that blending both makes it more potent...

I don't follow boxing (I'm strong but I can't watch beat down for fun, I cringe.) but you so waxed lyrical about this guy that I had his name wedged into my brain..... was absentmindedly watching till the first "ground receiving" jab he landed on the guy before I could concentrate, twas done...

Just told myself, a gatz to Holla @ shy ... but we can't claim him since he's winning medals for mama Charlie nah.

Team GB saved him from prison and it's only right that he represents Team GB. He was meant to go to jail, but the judge gave him community service with a tag and allowed him to keep boxing with Team GB.

But he reps naij with his tattoos.

sukkot:
oduduwa warriors beating niggaz down since the time we came down from the sky into ile-ife

Oduduwa the flyest nyggah ever.

Who else can drop from the sky without wings and not break his back, rule a kingdom, and send forth his children to become fathers of many kingdoms and an empire? Only Oduduwa, the conquering warrior of the sky, can pull that off.

SirShymexx:


Oduduwa the flyest nyggah ever.

Who else can drop from the sky without wings and not break his back, rule a kingdom, and send forth his children to become fathers of many kingdoms and an empire? Only Oduduwa, the conquering warrior of the sky, can pull that off.

true indeed

sukkot:
let me google that nigga

yeah tell your lil cuzzin to keep on eating that pounded yam and egusi lolzzz

Lol.

Pounded yam is everyone's best food in my fam. If it ain't about pounded yam, it doesn't make sense and I'm about to eat some pounded yam in a bit.

I don't like egusi though. Efo riro is my thing.

sukkot:
true indeed

Anyway, what do you think about the extremely humongous tits on this thread?

That ish made me start hating big ti.ts again. But she'd make a great porn star tho.

eyinjuege

Can you make pounded yam?

SirShymexx:
eyinjuege

Can you make pounded yam?

Pound fire!

Can't even do the flour poundo yam one

eyinjuege:


Pound fire!

Can't even do the flour poundo yam one

Hmmm. That's not a good look for a chic.

Chics that are great cooks are always extremely attractive and they're a joy to be around.

SirShymexx:


Anyway, what do you think about the extremely humongous tits on this thread?

That ish made me start hating big ti.ts again. But she'd make a great porn star tho.

lets just say she will have very satisfied babies

SirShymexx:


Lol.

Pounded yam is everyone's best food in my fam. If it ain't about pounded yam, it doesn't make sense and I'm about to eat some pounded yam in a bit.

I don't like egusi though. Efo riro is my thing.

got a pot of egusi in my kitchen right na. i didnt make it too well though. shytt taste wack. my cooking skills slipping brah

sukkot:
lets just say she will have very satisfied babies

Loool.

That ish is gonna get XXXXXL once she starts having babies. Like seriously, where did she get a bra to fit 'em tiddays the size of pluto in? Chics that I know who're F & G cups always find it difficult to find their sizes in normal stores. Now imagine this woman. She must have her own special tailor for bras.

Lady with tiddays looking like Shaquille O'Neal in this muthaphucka, with sizes only in special "big and tall" shops. Ole extremely huge tiddays.

What bra size is she? 40ZZZZ

sukkot:
got a pot of egusi in my kitchen right na. i didnt make it too well though. shytt taste wack. my cooking skills slipping brah

Muthaphuck cooking - I can't cook for shyte. And I seldom make an effort, I just buy food, beg one of my sisters to make me a massive one that can last me for a week, or go nick some food from my mum's house.

Warriors vs Spurs tomorrow night. You need to watch that. That's the NBA western conference finals before the playoffs, with a lot at stake.

I'm out.

:oChaiiiiiii. There is a fire on the mountain.

SirShymexx:


Hmmm. That's not a good look for a chic.

Chics that are great cooks are always extremely lattractive and they're a joy to be around.

*Yinmu*

Its "love" that makes some of us attractive.

I cook other stuff nicely btw, my amala is one of the smoothest you can find anywhere but I just find it too stressful and too much of a physical exertion pounding. I don't like the taste of poundo yam too so I just never bother making it.

Da rubbish

EgusiSoup:


This is what you get when you vote APC.

Anyone that do not knows where nobody knows that shall go as face the hogwash

You foolishly want us to believe that APC is the Creator of that woman. You call yourself a Christian but you don't believe in God. #ShameOnYou

eyinjuege:


*Yinmu*

Its "love" that makes some of us attractive.

I cook other stuff nicely btw, my amala is one of the smoothest you can find anywhere but I just find it too stressful and too much of a physical exertion pounding. I don't like the taste of poundo yam too so I just never bother making it.

Lol.

But you know "love" doesn't develop out of thin air, there has to be a catalyst for it. It is mostly something intangible, especially aura/allure, and/or something you can see/feel and like a lot. And over time, it develops into "love" or they come together to develop into "love".

Amala yano lol. What are the health benefits of amala? I just never really had amala...it's always been pounded yam, ground rice, and eba. And pounded yam is like the best thing since slice bread. It's also helps in strength and physical growth/attributes since it's from yam and yam is very rich in nutrients - definitely the best staple out there and the best kept African secret for energy.

This one be curse

Trendin:
the happy idiot with the jersey, though.. he's everywhere in the pictures..

Trendin:
the happy idiot with the jersey, though.. he's everywhere in the pictures..

The mumu just the happy as if manner fall from heave!!!!

SirShymexx:


Loool.

That ish is gonna get XXXXXL once she starts having babies. Like seriously, where did she get a bra to fit 'em tiddays the size of pluto in? Chics that I know who're F & G cups always find it difficult to find their sizes in normal stores. Now imagine this woman. She must have her own special tailor for bras.

Lady with tiddays looking like Shaquille O'Neal in this muthaphucka, with sizes only in special "big and tall" shops. Ole extremely huge tiddays.

What bra size is she? 40ZZZZ

yeah am sure she has standby tailors who sew her bras for her and i am sure the bras are reinforced with chrome plated steel

SirShymexx:


Muthaphuck cooking - I can't cook for shyte. And I seldom make an effort, I just buy food, beg one of my sisters to make me a massive one that can last me for a week, or go nick some food from my mum's house.

Warriors vs Spurs tomorrow night. You need to watch that. That's the NBA western conference finals before the playoffs, with a lot at stake.

I'm out.

dang wish i saw this post before now. i missed the game. that lil nigga steph curry be lightin em up with treis. spurs are also formidable. i like what kawhi leonard is doing in spurs. those are two of my best players in the NBA right now. sound like all your family is in the UK. no wonder you dont want to go to naija lol. if all my family was in the UK too i prolly wouldnt want to go. wow so ya sisters and moms and pops is in the UK ?

sure don't fancy this set of boobs if she comot dress for you, you go lose appetite for food and vomit.

sukkot:
dang wish i saw this post before now. i missed the game. that lil nigga steph curry be lightin em up with treis. spurs are also formidable. i like what kawhi leonard is doing in spurs. those are two of my best players in the NBA right now. sound like all your family is in the UK. no wonder you dont want to go to naija lol. if all my family was in the UK too i prolly wouldnt want to go. wow so ya sisters and moms and pops is in the UK ?

Almost everyone, including extended family, apart from a few in the US and naij, including my nan.

Kawhi is real deal on both ends of the floor and he has started taking over games now, which is what has been lacking in his game. Silent achiever and my type of guy.

I like Curry and I think he's arguably the greatest shooter ever but the hype is just too much. His hype is just the same as the hype of his coach, Steve Kerr. Imagine folks comparing him to Jordan after one great season - hysterical. It is only a matter of time before his ankles give up and he becomes a Tracy McGrady. Folks have started putting him above Dwayne Wade and Isiah Thomas on the all time list cos of two seasons lol. The guy is surrounded by a team of great players. This was the same way they used to hype TMac and Agent Zero and rank them above Kobe lol.

Anyway, they haven't played yet. They are playing tonight.