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GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by osile2012: 11:14pm On Apr 11, 2016
[size=18pt]What is the first thing you do, when a girl says she is coming to your house for the first time. grin grin[/size]
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by mala052(m): 11:17pm On Apr 11, 2016
shocked cool cool


osile2012:
[size=18pt]What is the first thing you do, when a girl says she is coming to your house for the first time. grin grin[/size]
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Nobody: 11:28pm On Apr 11, 2016
Prepare amala ni tongue
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by wemmieslim(f): 11:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
Oya, guys comman answer o, I know some guys will shave their armpit and the down below, SMH.
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by ClassCaptain(m): 11:36pm On Apr 11, 2016
wemmieslim:
Oya, guys comman answer o,
I know some guys will shave their armpit and the down below, SMH.

a bit true...

Me i wear get jumong or any korean film, first....after which i will get ludo or what then food.lol grin

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by ivyT(f): 11:45pm On Apr 11, 2016
Nothing.
*falls asleep*
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Greenbullet(m): 11:51pm On Apr 11, 2016
Run to the nearest pharmacy to get ..........

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by osile2012: 11:52pm On Apr 11, 2016
[size=18pt]Me na to wash toilet and bath sparkling clean first. Just incase grin grin.[/size]

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by iykekelvins(m): 11:54pm On Apr 11, 2016
Tidy up everywhere
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by IAmOged(f): 11:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Alexander001(m): 11:57pm On Apr 11, 2016
clean up my room and check if I still have c.d left(in case).
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by mekaboy(m): 11:59pm On Apr 11, 2016
Buy fuel for Gen.

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by obizzy(m): 12:21am On Apr 12, 2016
Arrange room,change boxers and make sure condoms are still in stock. grin

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by mekaboy(m): 1:53am On Apr 12, 2016
obizzy:
Arrange room,change boxers and make sure condoms are still in stock. grin

Why u dey change boxers?
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Chimezie198(m): 4:48am On Apr 12, 2016
mekaboy:


Why u dey change boxers?
why him no go change am? boxers him dey wear since 4days

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Frozenovenreagan: 5:24am On Apr 12, 2016
team Vaseline #forever alone

Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by skelewu404(m): 5:35am On Apr 12, 2016
Smoke weed
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by wilybebsy(m): 5:42am On Apr 12, 2016
Nothing
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by englishmart(m): 6:19am On Apr 12, 2016
just sleep till she knocks

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Ekehwinz: 6:44am On Apr 12, 2016
no one cleans a house faster than a guy expecting a girl.

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Bluezy13(m): 6:48am On Apr 12, 2016
Hehehe...












Funny comments above me...
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Nobody: 6:48am On Apr 12, 2016
iykekelvins:
Tidy up everywhere
You are right,most guys will tidy up their crib they've left untidy for like a month or more...
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Cutehector(m): 7:02am On Apr 12, 2016
Unchain the Dog... cool
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Nobody: 7:31am On Apr 12, 2016
I lay my bed! Perfectly.
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by wemmieslim(f): 7:40am On Apr 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:


a bit true...

Me i wear get jumong or any korean film, first....after which i will get ludo or what then food.lol grin


Korean movie bawo, that shit is boring to me mhen, Ludo & Whot? I dig both well, I'll rather you go for Hollywood horror, I'll really love that.
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by obizzy(m): 7:59am On Apr 12, 2016
mekaboy:

Why u dey change boxers?
to stay fresh down there ...no odours
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by wins18(m): 8:29am On Apr 12, 2016
After I must have tidy the whole place, I will go into hiding in my room waiting for her, once she step inside, and search for me everywhere to no avail, then About one hour later I will appear from no where and she will scream her head out.
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by skywalker495(m): 8:45am On Apr 12, 2016
wins18:
After I must have tidy the whole place, I will go into hiding in my room waiting for her, once she step inside, and search for me everywhere to no avail, then About one hour later I will appear from no where and she will scream her head out.
Oya go play outside!!! angry

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Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by iykekelvins(m): 8:54am On Apr 12, 2016
Angelberry:
You are right,most guys will tidy up their crib they've left untidy for like a month or more...
Yes ma'am
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Nobody: 8:57am On Apr 12, 2016
iykekelvins:
Yes ma'am
I see
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by Nobody: 8:59am On Apr 12, 2016
Cutehector:
Unchain the Dog... cool
which dog
Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by wins18(m): 9:01am On Apr 12, 2016
skywalker495:
Oya go play outside!!! angry
Shey inside don full to play ni, ofcourse the play will start from inside b4 we go outside to play together under marriage things lol.

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