obiorathesubtle:




You just missed your chance to screw..

layla129:


I'm sure you saw where he said he has a wife

I didn't see that.. Perhaps I didn't read to the end..

obiorathesubtle:
I didn't see that.. Perhaps I didn't read to the end..

obiorathesubtle:



You just missed your chance to screw..

layla129:


Lol, men! I'm sure if you were the op you will chop and clean mouth...smh

discoprophet:

You see your life?

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. Too beautiful to be stereotypical... But why?? You barely know me..


Or was that based on my comment?

layla129:


Not stereotypical. Its what 95% of what men will do... don't know about you though but men like the Op are very rare. They belong with the remaining 5%

obiorathesubtle:
hmm.. Let me Tell you sth I'm sure of..
I'm sure, if the girl in the story was you.. You'd wish OP was in the 95% of men category..

obiorathesubtle:
hmm.. Let me Tell you sth I'm sure of..


I'm sure, if the girl in the story was you.. You'd wish OP was in the 95% of men category..

layla129:


That girl can never be me! ...will never stop any vehicle to ask for a ride. I don't even accept the offers i get..human sacrifice is real

really??


Okay.. I believe you .. I'm not being sarcastic.. I promise..

layla129:


That girl can never be me! ...will never stop any vehicle to ask for a ride. I don't even accept the offers i get..human sacrifice is real

bizfirst:
Yesterday was one of the few days I decided to shut down my computer and take a drive round town, see old friends and more importantly, get some fresh air.

However, a few hours into my 'escape', I ran out of cash and had to take an emergency dive to the nearest ATM machine. As I drove out of the premises, a saw a feminine figure (from my rear view) frantically waving at me to stop.

...as it's customary of me, I ignored her.

However, as I clutched, eased unto another gear and made way to jam on the gas pedal, all the people around (especially men) started waving (frantically) and asking me to stop...

...I imagined it was an emergency and I had no option than to ease unto the first gear, brake and look around...then I saw her.
The cause of the confusion/commotion was a young woman in her early 20's who had an hour-glass figure and accentuated it further with super scanty clothing. I remembered that she was also the one who I had seen wave seconds earlier.

She walked up majestically and with the assurance only the Queen of England is permitted to possess, looked straight at me and said:
"Hello Sir, I'm going to North-Bank...could we kindly ride together?"

Before I could utter a word, she made for the door handle to hop in! Fortunately, it was locked centrally from the inside...yet, her demeanor, looks and general body language suggested I'll come down and open the door directly for her!

To worsen things up, all the onlookers, especially the men, were already green with envy - assuming I was the luckiest guy in the world for such a gorgeous 'babe' to seek to ride with me...their looks and murmurs said it all!

Then, without a word, I revved up my engine and eased unto the highway!

Looking from the rear view, the young lady stood transfixed at the stop she stood when I zoomed off...clearly, no man had dared turned her off before!

...I must thus either be a god or from Mars!

Little did she realize that:

1. I had a wife 10 times better than what she could ever be.
2. I never put myself anywhere/in any circumstance that would compromise my vows to my wife.
3. I live by the mantra (where women are concerned): 'You're a woman...so damn what?!'

As always, it me,
The Man Who Puts Business FIRST.

P.S.

1. I help women...but they MUST approach me from the angle of a HUMAN BEING who is in need of help...not a WOMAN/LADY/BABE with a hot, sexy body that I must bow to because I'm a man!

2. If all men adopt this stand, the world will be a better place...and a step closer to the much elusive 'gender equality'.

layla129:


Lol, men! I'm sure if you were the op you will chop and clean mouth...smh

4C2215131:


Given the way she was dressed and whatnot, wouldn't you pardon him if he 'chop and clean mouth' like you aptly observed? After all, no one wants a ho as a housewife.

Ladies such as was described by the OP have only one thing in their mind; get paid for giving up the goods. Why disappoint them ;at least in taking delivery of the goods.

layla129:


Call it whatever you like. The vows he made to God and his wife surpasses all that...how come these vows don't even mean anything to majority of men anymore?