omo Na temple run oooo oooo I go fast pass flash

orobs93:
If na me eh I will go home from there...

Lol! Dis got me cracking..perhaps cos it reminded me of an experience i had which sorta bears an uncanny semblance to this. This was like 7yrs ago. I was in 300l and she was a year my junior. See, there was this law student i was tryina get with, and long story short i asked her out for lunch at a cool eatery sited at her faculty. This was the first date, and what did she do? I showed up, and she did too..with 5 friends, 5! I was livid, twas obvious she was just taking me for a joy-ride. So i played along, wore a charming smile, and set an alarm on my phone to ring in 5mins (used a music track so it could be more convincing). I asked them all to order, i specifically requested that they all be served malt drinks. I gulped one down myself! And voila, my alarm went off, i picked n faked like i was on a call (was like dude i'm at Flavors, oh you're outside now, wait i have d package here, i'm comin), i told d ladies to just give me a minute, excused maself nd you can guess d rest. Now that's not how i roll, but mehn she had it coming...just like op's story up here.