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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:05pm On May 07, 2016
Kimoni:


shocked shocked shocked Ishioooooooo

Naijababe - is this true lipsrsealed
Lol. cheesy

It's a fact, dear Kimoni
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:08pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

Joseph, stop misleading Nairalanders grin
Only females are allowed to be misled into my bedroom. The males can go swim the Atlantic ocean. grin tongue
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:09pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Lol. cheesy
It's a fact, dear Kimoni
Fact ke? Oya Kimoni tell her to prove it.
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:12pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Fact ke? Oya Kimoni tell her to prove it.
I have no way of proving it jor. Just look at your fingers, make comparisons and admit the harsh truth cheesy
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2016
postmann:

Was this supposed to be some come back?


Its suppose to be shorty likes you bruv. You know some women likes men who tell them the undiluted truth. I believe shaybebaby to be among them.
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 3:14pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:
.
welcome back, 15hrs isn't too bad a time to stage a comeback grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:14pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

I have no way of proving it jor. Just look at your fingers, make comparisons and admit the harsh truth cheesy
I tell you, the length of my fingers can never be compared to the length of ma dick.

That's a fact, you can take to the bank. wink
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:16pm On May 07, 2016
Bless me firstEVA, I'm in need of some back to back lurving... wink
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:18pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
I tell you, the length of my fingers can never be compared to the length of ma dick.

That's a fact, you can take to the bank. wink
We are not saying they are the same length. What we are saying is the length of your fingers is an indication of what you carry down below tongue
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:20pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Its suppose be to shorty likes you bruv. You know some women likes men who tell them the undiluted truth. I believe shaybebaby to be among them.
Can't a man and woman quarrel in peace without folks throwing a romantic angle into it?
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:23pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

Can't a man and woman quarrel in peace without folks throwing an intimate angle into it?
Heck no! What's the essence of quarreling and not having make up sex?
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:25pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

We are not saying they are the same length. What we are saying is the length of your fingers is an indication of what you carry down below tongue
Then, it'll be my pleasure to have you know that, seeing is believing. grin

Care to see? Answer your pm. grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by 5minsmadness: 3:25pm On May 07, 2016
postmann:



Your point sound reasonable and sophisticated but, I'm sorry it has no bearing to truth and reality.

A good example is this. Daddy is home with you and mommy. And there's a greedy covetous armed robber who broke into the home at night, but daddy was apt and swift to knock him off his balls. Will you tell daddy that you won't be grateful for his intervention and protection because the assailant was a man?

There would always be an aggressor. There will always be a threat to peace and security and men who risk their lives selflessly to preserve their society deserve a heros' gratitude for all time.

The world has been deceived to think this peace will last forever. But a time of war and chaos and total disorder is approaching. Driven by famine, severe hunger, lawlessness and greed. And men will be highly sought after to defend their homes and community. grin

Which men?
Men that have lost their masculinity such that they think they no longer need to be the head of the house?
Men that believe in being equal to women?
Men that cry?
Men that jump to defend a woman even when she's is overwhelmingingly and blatantly wrong just because they want to be noticed by her?
Men that see nothing wrong in fvcking themselves?
Men that see nothing wrong in letting the woman pay the bill cos after all we are all equal?
Men that will do anything including humiliating themselves so they can get a little puccy?

A time of war is indeed coming when people will no longer have the luxury of discussing such stupid things as feminism, gay and freedom to do whatever you like 'as long as you are not hurting anybody'.

I pity the sissified men that will be called to duty then.

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:29pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Then, it'll be my pleasure to have you know that, seeing is believing. grin

Care to see? Answer your pm. grin
Before I answer it, promise me you will join me to attend next month's Power Must Change Hands program angry
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:32pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

Before I answer it, promise me you will join me to attend next month's Power Must Change Hands program angry
Before I promise you, promise me you'll allow me kiss your flower in ways you've never known? grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by 5minsmadness: 3:38pm On May 07, 2016
postmann:



I never saw this, I would have put a virtual handcuff on your wrist so you type no further and spare humanity your grotesque ignorance.

England wasn't even the first country where English was spoken. It was Denmark according to some sources. Neither is English the original language of the British. English is a borrowed language from several other languages, some as a result of colonisation.

Is Christianity the whiteman's religion? Or because the whiteman brought Christianity to Africa, that makes it his? Hmmmmm. Intellectual slavery!!!

And of course to you technology is the whiteman's invention? Yeh kpa!!!

Little wonder you see the white man as a god. You remind me of the movie 50 shades of gray.

You must have spreaded your legs as wide as the East is from the West to have him drive you like a black slave, while you moan in foolish ignorance that you were been pummelled by a god.

You need intellectual rehab.

That's the name of your history teacher, who didn't put in extra work to mentally emancipate you from slavery.

Dude!

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by shaybebaby(f): 3:39pm On May 07, 2016
firstEVA:
welcome back, 15hrs isn't too bad a time to stage a comeback grin
So you was actually watching the clock. I must be so important. cool cool cool

On the other hand, I have a life, a REAL one.
cool cool
Care to share your reality?

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 3:45pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Bless me firstEVA, I'm in need of some back to back lurving... wink
there is state in Western Nigeria called OYO lipsrsealed
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 3:46pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:

So you was actually watching the clock. I must be so important. cool cool cool

On the other hand, I have a life, a REAL one.
cool cool
Care to share your reality?
I am just here for laughs, no harm intended.
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:47pm On May 07, 2016
firstEVA:
there is state in Western Nigeria called OYO lipsrsealed
True that, but even those who reside in OYO also need some back to back lurving.. So, what sayeth thou?
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:49pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:

So you was actually watching the clock. I must be so important. cool cool cool

On the other hand, I have a life, a REAL one.
cool cool
Care to share your reality?
Well I wouldn't mind sharing my reality, if you want it... Aside loving, money making business also gives me a hard on.

grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by shaybebaby(f): 3:50pm On May 07, 2016
postmann:

Was this supposed to be some come back?


No, if you want your comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
Jimmy Carr 2015. grin grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 3:56pm On May 07, 2016
5minsmadness:


Which men?
Men that have lost their masculinity such that they think they no longer need to be the head of the house?
Men that believe in being equal to women?
Men that cry?
Men that jump to defend a woman even when she's is overwhelmingingly and blatantly wrong just because they want to be noticed by her?
Men that see nothing wrong in fvcking themselves?
Men that see nothing wrong in letting the woman pay the bill cos after all we are all equal?
Men that will do anything including humiliating themselves so they can get a little puccy?

A time of war is indeed coming when people will no longer have the luxury of discussing such stupid things as feminism, gay and freedom to do whatever you like 'as long as you are not hurting anybody'.

I pity the sissified men that will be called to duty then.



I didn't know your one true male breed who still shines forth despite the huge dark cloud that has enveloped much of humanity.

I used to tell some white chaps that they lost their real men to worldwar11. What you have now in the West are epicene fellows who have lost all heritage handed over to them by their heroic fathers who fought for all they're enjoying.

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 3:57pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:

Mr Postmann you're married. I first came across your username on a thread where you were giving some very salient advice to married couples and you used your marriage as a reference point. grin

The penile profiling used one or two blackmen in their measurements, and thus, a myth was born. I reiterate that the average blackmen has an average penile organ
For the record, the longest dick in the world belongs to a a White guy - at 13 in flaccid.

But Black guys are generally larger than other races, with Asians the least in size

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 4:00pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
True that, but even those who reside in OYO also need some back to back lurving.. So, what sayeth thou?
undecided
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by shaybebaby(f): 4:01pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Well I wouldn't mind sharing my reality, if you want it... Aside loving, money making business also gives me a hard on.

grin

Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 4:02pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:

No, if you want your comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
Jimmy Carr 2015. grin grin

I won't hesitate to make your weekend as miserable as the last time your man experienced another cycle of erectile dysfunction, leaving your Vulva gaping wide and hopelessly open without a strong dick to close her foolish hungry lips.
grin grin grin
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 4:07pm On May 07, 2016
[quote author=shaybebaby post=45402226][/quote]OMG! Never figured you're a high class... (I won't say the word) who only go after the rich and very rich.

Wow! Such revelation... shocked shocked shocked
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 4:09pm On May 07, 2016
firstEVA:
undecided
Ah don't tell me you have a 'stick' in your mouth... tongue
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by sweetcocoa(f): 4:20pm On May 07, 2016
But it's funny o, how a person types all this much nonsense in the name of insult and somehow believes it affects the other person in any way whatsoever.


5minsmadness, you decided to show up, how are you? grin

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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 4:29pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:

So you was actually watching the clock. I must be so important. cool cool cool

On the other hand, I have a life, a REAL one.
cool cool
Care to share your reality?



Hmmm! You're one fragile soul. That was totally unnecessary. You don't need to prove anything. You try too hard to sell yourself.

Only someone who is insecure and in need of validation do what you just did.

Is that Pen you posted up there your reality?
You're suffering from premature contentment. And you're damn cheap.
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 4:31pm On May 07, 2016
postmann:


[img]3688614_20160507153224_jpeg7917dc07c513395e5c2c337e0e2a2267-1[/img]

Hmmm! You're one fragile soul. That was totally unnecessary. You don't need to prove anything. You try too hard to sell yourself.

Only someone who is insecure and in need of validation do what you just did.

Is that pen you posted up there your reality?
You're suffering from premature contentment. And you're damn cheap.
Hey! Crooks are often seen in the casino too, you know.

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