postmann:


Hold tightly to that straw of deceit. You'd be needin it to sail safely through the rough sea I'll be sending your way.

joseph1832:
Oh the famous Caesar's Palace is more than enough... I believe you saying regular folks doesn't translate to fags_ and transgenders?

shaybebaby:
And here's the middle finger, you obviously need some fucking_.

CFCman:

I hear he will sign a DM from Roma. Let's see how that goes.

There is always penile enlargement surgery

shaybebaby:

shaybebaby:

And today he went to school abi because I haven't been as active. Ode.
Shit for brains.

A year ago I called it quits with N's dad after 10 years together. So many reasons, none good enough and yet there was no going back.
Life with M now is different, he is different. I used to think that N's dad was great and there weren't many like him but.. here we are ..he is in the past and M is the present.
I shouldn't compare, they are two different people but how can I not.
M called me from work and said he had been chatting to some girls who asked him to guess where they were from. When he said Nigeria, one of the girls said she was offended to be associated with the place.
M replied that HE was offended by her reaction because his girlfriend is from there.

Such a small thing but he stood up for me, my culture, my place of origin.
Something the ex never did.

In the turmoil of the past year, I have found someone who makes me happy...in the most unlikeliest of situations and places.
Maybe I will spill the beans on how we met. Life is too short, live in the moment and in this moment, there is M.

eems like being a ma is one about feeling full of guilt.
Was so looking forward to N going to be with his dad so I could have some me-time.

Now he's gone, I miss him and feel guilty for my initial response.
I tell you, this being a mum thing is cray. He will be back tomorrow, we will hug and cuddle and then he will proceed to drive me crazy. Then I'll start to think, can't wait for Friday when your dad will have you again...and the cycle continues.

firstEVA:
pale bazooka

postmann:


I pray he doesn't only sign a DM from Romania but do a complete overhaul of the team.

Penile enlargement has some disadvantages. I wouldn't recommend it for the less endowed men.

francis18:


KEEP POSTING MEMES WE ARE HERE TO SERVE [s]YOUR BOREDOM AND SEXLESS LIFE.USELESS LOW LIFE BIT/CH WITH NO SELF RESPECT.YOU ARE A NUISANCE TO WOMANHOOD,NOTHING TO OFFER THIS WORLD A SEX STARVE AND LONELY ANGRY BLACK WOMAN WITH A BROAD NOSE.[/s]

CFCman:

It adds only an inch to their size. Well, they could also strap a Love Machine on their waists to do the business

postmann:


That's not really necessary, _Ishilove. Just a little apology would have done the trick at no one's expense.

Ishilove:

Apologise for doing what I was being paid to do? Nah, that's not going to happen. I will apologise to those truly deserving of apology, and Mr Mad Man is not one of them. He was one of the top rule breakers, opening multiple accounts and stirring up storms everywhere. He wasn't the only one who got banned during that period, so if he wants to keep bringing up useless old beefs then that's his cuppa, not mine. I've moved on from that brief chapter of my Nairaland experience, and he better do the same.

postmann:


Okay. I'm not perfect either. I cross people at times and sometimes I give and eye for an eye. But if I get a chance to break even with somebody, I might take it. It all depends how one feels at the moment.

Ishilove:

I get you, sir, but in this case there's absolutely no need for an apology. In the cases of wrongful bans I apologised to the parties involved.

I've been on both sides of the divide, and I realised along the way that when they do something wrong and get sanctioned for it, they cry foul. Now that they know I'm no longer a mod, they're all coming out of the woodwork like soldier ants, but I've got a big 'ol stick to swat their vengeful, bile filled asses.

postmann:



One of the downside of being an umpire.

Ishilove:

Tell me something I don't know

postmann:

I know you know that for sure. But that big ol' stick of yours seems to be preemptive. You might misjudge a "sugar ant" for a "soldier ant".

Kimoni:


Ishioooooooo

Naijababe - is this true

Ishilove:

It's a necessary preemptive, dear postmann. I have many pained, e-enemies, majority being formed when I was modding.

I know the sugar ants when I read them, but the soldier ants, I can smell them a mile off and then I bring out the spiky stick

postmann:



Who says NL isn't fun? It sure is for me. And your intuition for detecting these e-enemies must have been well developed through out those times.
Be a little slow with that spiky stick. There might still be some sugar ants in soldier ant skin.

Mindfulness:
Do people actually enjoy cursing and cussing? What is the fun of cursing and cussing?

postmann:



Who says NL isn't fun? It sure is for me. And your intuition for detecting these e-enemies must have been well developed through out those times.
Be a little slow with that spiky stick. There might still be some sugar ants in soldier ant skin.

Ishilove:

Yeah, it is pretty well developed. It grew muscles through years of written altercations with usernames who use the Internet to unleash their inner barbarians. Not me. I don't suffer idiocy.

I'm very slow with the stick these days. Most times I ignore, but if they continue their belligerence, I bring it out and wave it like Voltron brandishing the Blazing Sword.

There's one, like Shakespeare's Hogroth, regurgitating dung, mortar and bile, whose first post for 2016 was to wish himself and his entire generation, not me, a very bad new year. Na those kind get sugar for body? My dear leave matter for Matty. If there are sugar ants among the soldiers, I'm yet to read from any of them.

I'm e-surrounded on every side, but I thank the good Lord for my big ol' blazing sword stick

joseph1832:
Believe me, it sure is... The things I've learnt and seen here.. Word can't describe. Lol.

postmann:

You're definitely a worrioress. A witty one too. You spit lava.

Nice meeting you.

postmann:


The various characters make a good Opera.

Ishilove:

Soyinka's 'Ope-ra Woyonsi' will be a perfect model.

postmann:


The various characters make a good Opera.